Do you mind if I use your bathroom?

[ready182]

I have noticed that almost every escort I have met, has immediately asked to use my bathroom upon arrival. Now, I don't believe that this is just a coincidence, i.e. that every escort who arrives is in need of a wicked piss! I will put forth a few theories of what this is about, but would like to hear from escorts as to the truth. Theories:

 

1. Last minute cleanup in "aisle 13".

 

2. A little privacy to pop a viagra.

 

3. Some private time for self-fluffering.

 

4. A quick puke before the inevitable duty begins.

 

5. Pop-Pop-Pop!

 

6. Last minute pubic hair style check.

 

So escorts, what's this behavior really about???????????????????????????

 

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[seaboy4hire]

For me it's because I have to piss. I don't do drugs and so Im not in there doing that. I am almost always hard when meeting the person so Im not fluffing and I always come well um "clean."

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

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[Luv2play]

This doesn't always happen to me but when it does, I am presented with a dilemma, since I am into watersports. If I have discussed it in advance, this does not happen, since the escort knows what I am expecting. But sometimes I don't know if I'll be in the mood for it so I don't bring it up in the conversation I always have with escorts either by e-mail or phone before confirming the date.

 

And so, if the escort asks to use the washroom on arrival at my place, I often say "can that wait???" Usually it can! I just never thought of the other possibilities, since I make it clear in advance I'm not into drugs or escorts who are. Also being a bottom, the 13 situation also is unlikely to arise. As for fluffing, hell thats MY job!:+

 

Now what were the other possibilities:7

[Rick Munroe]

I always ask to use the bathroom right away because:

 

1. I like to be hydrated so I always drink a lot of water throughout the day and I want to make sure I'm "empty" so I don't need to stop in the middle of the action. I also do this before I get on a plane or right before a concert or play for the same reason.

 

2. I also want to immediately wash my hands (as I hope the client has done) because I've just ridden the subway or taken a cab and have touched germy handrails, money, etc. I think it's kind of gross to then be intimate with someone without making sure my hands are as clean as the rest of my freshly showered body.

 

Maybe these two reasons are a bit neurotic but I think it's the courteous way and it works for me.

[OneFinger]

I have also found that the "use the bathroom" requests ALWAYS happens at the first meeting. I've never asked the escort but assume that they want to make sure there is no one else in the hotel room. They have no way of knowing if I'm setting them up (either as a cop, mugger, robber, etc.).

 

On second (and subsequent) meetings, I've not had the "use the bathroom" request.

 

BTW, one of my regular escorts regularly checks the hotel door to ensure the privacy lock/chain is in place. We almost had a very embarassing situation happen when maintenance "assumed" the room was empty in the early afternoon (prior to normal check-in time) and used their master key to enter. Fortunately, the escort heard the key in the lock and yelled out as soon as the door started to open. Ever since, he's made sure the door is double locked.

[TedLinden]

Since my primary business is body working, I always use handiwipes right before I buzz the client's door if I'm on an out call. Of course on an in call I have just showered and cleaned up/out.

 

I will occassionally ask to use the bathroom for the simple reason that as allergy seasons come and go, sometimes I just need to blow my nose. Nothing more devious than that.

[+ Charlie]

Whenever I go to visit an escort, the first thing I do is ask to use the bathroom, because I almost always want to piss first. It never occurred to me until now that I ought to be checking for a cop hidden in the john (oooh! how exciting!).

[Rick Munroe]

>It never occurred to me until now that I ought to be

>checking for a cop hidden in the john

 

But...I thought you are the john. :+

[ready182]

So far, KUDOs to the posters who cited hand washing and checking for extra persons in the room -- both of those ideas make sense, and are not something I had thought of.

 

Now, if I could just find an escort who would also clean my bathroom

 

Ready

[Guest Yog-Sothoth]

Might be micro-urination. This means you feel you really, really have to pee and when you do, you maybe get a few drops out, 'cause that is all there is.

 

This often happens when one is nervous. It often happens to be whenever I leave to go any place and sometimes when I get there.

[VaHawk]

Don't rule out checking the medicine cabinet to see what if any meds you are taking. That happened to me. A real mood killer to say the least.

[JamesK840]

He wondered what medications you were on the second he met you? ;o)

[VaHawk]

Well, I'll just consider your post an attempt at humor and leave it at that.

[Trixie]

Then again, he might be checking to see how queenly you are, like Michael in More Tales From the City, seeing if you have little decorative soap balls in a pewter stand on the toilet. (Hmmm... do they even make those any more?)

Trix

[Bilbo]

Have we mentioned territorialism? If we have, I don't remember it. So many mammals mark their space, often whether they share it with others or not, by pissing around the edges of it. For many, sex is more comfortable in a common, even familiar ("I own part of this.") space. There are enough reasons for performance anxiety for escorts, if claiming space with a little urination helps some to calm that down enough to perform at their peak, everyone benefits from it.

[theDCeBOY]

EVERYONE who has ever hired me knows that i ALWAYS ask to use the restroom first thing. it doesn't matter whether it is the first time i've seen someone or the 80th. my friends all know that when i arrive, i'll go potty, too. i used to think it was just the result of a tiny bladder stressed as a child. now, i think it might be a combination of things. perhaps with new clients there is some hidden nervousness. but, i--embarassingly enough--kind of think there might be some truth to bilbo's marking territory suggestion.

[BuckyXTC]

>Have we mentioned territorialism? If we have, I don't

>remember it. So many mammals mark their space, often whether

>they share it with others or not, by pissing around the edges

>of it. For many, sex is more comfortable in a common, even

>familiar ("I own part of this.") space. There are enough

>reasons for performance anxiety for escorts, if claiming space

>with a little urination helps some to calm that down enough to

>perform at their peak, everyone benefits from it.

 

I don't mind the territorial marking behavior, as long as they hit the toilet.}(

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

En Fait

 

I get tired of looking through Martha Stewart Living and Architectural Digest and I still have (as many of my clients can attest) much work to do on the remodel of the bathroom in my new home.

 

There are NO new ideas, simply ideas which one stole from someone else and perhaps expressed differently enough to take the credit for them.

 

 

 

because we still have that capacity, in the flesh, of the unrealized - the possible . . .

 

http://www.gaydar.co.uk/francodisantis

[axebahia]

In my experience, some agency escorts use the bathroom to make a discreet "security" call back to the agency to log in. I assume that's why it rarely happens after the first visit. Other than that, the need to freshen up or otherwise "relieve themselves" seems to be the most common reason.

[Guest Merlin]

I would not like it if an escort needed to "potty" after he arrives. If he does he should shower as well He should be able to do this and shower before him leaves. After pottying, he cannot really clean himself well enough with just paper. I do like to butt kiss and sometimes rim. So while urinating does not bother me, using the potty would be a real problem. I would ask him to shower and perhaps join him, but I would rather avoid the awkwardness. Needless to say, I always shower immediately before he arrives.

[axebahia]

>So while urinating does

>not bother me, using the potty would be a real problem.

 

I agree. My weirdest expereience was with a Campus escort (post-Mike) who went to my bathroom, and promptly proceeded to use an evian bottle to administer a make-shift enema. Yes, that spoiled my appetite!

[theDCeBOY]

sorry... when i said i go to the potty, i guess i should have said that i "tinkle" every time i go somewhere. i wasn't talking about shitting.

[Bilbo]

Well, Evan, I can certainly understand you using a stronger word to try to describe what happens. Seven inch cocks "tinkle." Applying that word to your star just doesn't seem adequate. }(

[theDCeBOY]

LOL... i'll try to come up with a suitable euphemism.

:+

[VaHawk]

Well, since it is an elephantine "star", can I suggest "trunkle"?