From The Robber Baron's PlayBook

[robberbaron4u]

As sexual partners, the very beautiful are more often than not diasppointing in their performance. They are too conscious of their looks; reticent to relax the disciplined carriage of their bodies; unwilling to contort their perfect features; forever mindful of the sweet wonder of their flesh; and, afraid to appear awkward, vulnerable, unlovely. 

[pubic_assistance]

The worst sexual encounter I've never had with a man was also the most beautiful man I've ever hooked up with.

I used to work at Calvin Klein and during fashion week I was smitten with a striking model from Brazil. We crossed paths again at the after party and I struck up a conversation with him (in my broken Portuguese). 

He was bored with the party and suggested we go back to my place to fuck. ( I checked to see if I was hallucinating).

We get back to my place and strip down..he lays on the bed. Absolutely beautiful man. His body was beyond perfect.

Unfortunately "laying there" was the extent of his sexual repertoire. I don't know if I was meant to just service him and be happy or what. But the experience was borderline necrophilia as he barely moved and his participation was negligible. I jerked off on his chest and called it a night.

[Luv2play]

If that's your worst sexual encounter, then you have had an uneventful sex life. Mine involved a hot guy I picked up at the Monster in NYC decades ago. We went back to his apartment, which turned out to be tiny and somewhat grimy but I was prepared to overlook that given his looks and body.

What transpired when we got in bed though quickly turned into a nightmare. He was clutching me and kissing me all over and kept repeating " I want to possess you".  He couldn't get hard though and I started to realize he was high on drugs.

This went on for what seemed like hours; he was bigger and more muscular than I was so I decided to just humour him and hope he would go to sleep. Which he did finally. So I gathered my clothes and got dressed at his front door and I slipped out just as the dawn was breaking.

I never went back to the Monster.

Edited September 3, 2022 by Luv2play

[MscleLovr]

On 8/31/2022 at 3:18 PM, robberbaron4u said:

As sexual partners, the very beautiful are more often than not diasppointing in their performance.

This is very much NOT my experience. I’m a demanding and selfish top so I only hired muscleboys who would readily bottom.

I had many passionate times with two men (then aged early 30s) who remain my friends. Each man is strikingly handsome and has a superb muscled physique. Both men were athletic in bed and up for anything. Both have good memories, never needed to be reminded of what I enjoy, and didn’t hesitate to initiate more action on overnight dates. 
 

One man is versatile and determined to please me (whether the couple of us or a small group I’d arranged). The other man is a true bottom with a submissive streak. He’s very compliant and eager to please, whether just me or a group. The largest group I’ve seen him service was 12 men - he sucked all the cocks,  was spit-roasted and was the bukkake bottom. 

[+ sniper]

On 9/3/2022 at 10:40 AM, pubic_assistance said:

The worst sexual encounter I've never had with a man was also the most beautiful man I've ever hooked up with.

I used to work at Calvin Klein and during fashion week I was smitten with a striking model from Brazil. We crossed paths again at the after party and I struck up a conversation with him (in my broken Portuguese). 

He was bored with the party and suggested we go back to my place to fuck. ( I checked to see if I was hallucinating).

We get back to my place and strip down..he lays on the bed. Absolutely beautiful man. His body was beyond perfect.

Unfortunately "laying there" was the extent of his sexual repertoire. I don't know if I was meant to just service him and be happy or what. But the experience was borderline necrophilia as he barely moved and his participation was negligible. I jerked off on his chest and called it a night.

He may have been looking for money and not actually gay. Aren't male models paid peanuts for their day job? Had a similar experience with "Lance" from the Gaiety back in the day.

[pubic_assistance]

54 minutes ago, sniper said:

He may have been looking for money and not actually gay. Aren't male models paid peanuts for their day job? Had a similar experience with "Lance" from the Gaiety back in the day.

He made a LOT more than me for sure !!
I was 25...so no. Not he wasn't looking for money. I didn't have any !

Just really boring in bed.

My guess is that he was just so good looking he just felt he didn't need to try and impress anybody with "his moves". ( If which he has none)...literally just laid there.

[Rudynate]

As a very young man, I can vaguely remember a whole string of experiences that were very forgettable - it seemed like I was a magnet for guys who were lousy sex.  I was beginning to think that sex was actually like that.  Fortunately, the right guy came along and showed me what sex could be.