ESCORTS WHO CANNOT GET IT UP

[bendable2019]

Yup, also this. I always book morning or early afternoon appointments to help avoid that. Only my 1st hire was a late night session but that was with a pro (Nigel March), who says he only does 1 booking a day, so that went fine.

 

 

 

That's why I never reward upfront. Before finalizing and setting up an appointment I ask if its fine that their reward is given at the end of the session. Providers who say they only take rewards upfront I don't book. I only had one session where I compromised that rule and gave half upfront.

Great advice. Thank you.

[caliguy]

Being a bottom and not wanting to book with mr limp dick....I tend to book for morning appointments rather than evening thinking the escort will be energized and have no problem with getting rock hard. Usually works.... only remember 2 hires that stayed limp....and one of those was high as a kite when he arrived at 11am in the morning !!! Just say NO to PNP guys.

Well, he did come energized after all.?

Edited July 11, 2020 by caliguy

[caliguy]

I once had an escort who, after greeting me at the door, took me to the bedroom and then excused himself for five minutes. He came back hard as a rock and stayed that way the entire time. I assume he injected himself with Trimex.

I take a bit of levitra. Not too much. Just enough so it looks natural and of coarse not too many side effects. I want my partner to know it's him that's getting me hard and not some drug. I've done too much before and walking around with a hard on just looks ridiculous.

[KrisParr]

I take a bit of levitra. Not too much. Just enough so it looks natural and of coarse not too many side effects. I want my partner to know it's him that's getting me hard and not some drug. I've done too much before and walking around with a hard on just looks ridiculous.

 

Just looks ridiculous? Sir, let us be the judge of that. ?

[marylander1940]

I take a bit of levitra. Not too much. Just enough so it looks natural and of coarse not too many side effects. I want my partner to know it's him that's getting me hard and not some drug. I've done too much before and walking around with a hard on just looks ridiculous.

 

I take 25 mg Viagra.

 

Better safe than sorry!

[+ keroscenefire]

What about those who demand money upfront and when you’re in sesh, they can’t get it up? By then you have already transferred them money.

 

Yeah it's best practice to not pay upfront. And most professional escorts know and expect this. Technically, this is where it can even be legally problematic, because you are paying before you spend any time with the individual so it can appear that you are paying for sex instead of providing a donation for the person's time. I appreciated this being explained by a real great professional on my first session when I tried to pay him before we did anything. Anyone that asks up front, you should just politely say, "Sorry, but I am not comfortable doing that and have not done that in any previous situations like this." It usually happens only when the guy is new at the business.

[bendable2019]

Yeah it's best practice to not pay upfront. And most professional escorts know and expect this. Technically, this is where it can even be legally problematic, because you are paying before you spend any time with the individual so it can appear that you are paying for sex instead of providing a donation for the person's time. I appreciated this being explained by a real great professional on my first session when I tried to pay him before we did anything. Anyone that asks up front, you should just politely say, "Sorry, but I am not comfortable doing that and have not done that in any previous situations like this." It usually happens only when the guy is new at the business.

Awesome clarification... thank you.

[+ keroscenefire]

Awesome clarification... thank you.

 

On the flipside, I'd also expect to pay whatever was agreed upon for that hour even if you don't quite get the experience you wanted. Good escorts will discount if they have erectile dysfunction or whatever, but you shouldn't demand they do so in my opinion. You can always say, "Well this is unfortunate because I was hoping that I could bottom tonight." And he should offer a discount on his time, but again this isn't a guarantee and you shouldn't get mad at him or demand a discount. Just know that maybe he isn't the best one to hire for next time. And the reality is that this does happen to even really good professionals. I have a regular who had a hard time once partially because he had just done a long mountain-biking trip and that can actually temporarily cause ED. He offered a discount and ended up actually giving me a great fisting/fingering session anyway so I didn't really mind too much. It happens and if you have a good escort, he'll make sure your wants are taken care of in one way or another.

[jeezifonly]

Being a bottom and not wanting to book with mr limp dick....I tend to book for morning appointments rather than evening thinking the escort will be energized and have no problem with getting rock hard. Usually works.... only remember 2 hires that stayed limp....and one of those was high as a kite when he arrived at 11am in the morning !!! Just say NO to PNP guys.

I’ve only had that happen once, and came prepared with an insertable toy w/a handle. (We had discussed it as a possibility, but it worked out good- he had great upper body strength and terrific eye contact...) when hiring again I’ll make sure to have one in my handbag... along with my compact and comb

[+ purplekow]

I pay full price and consider it a lesson learned. If I go to a restaurant and do not enjoy the meal, I still pay for it, even if they did not have any more of the special for which I went there specifically. After the session, I tell the escort politely, that it was disappointing for me, if indeed it was, I have a good imagination and a wide variety of tastes so I am usually able to figure out something fun to do. Even it was fun, I would comment that although I had a good time, next time, if there is to be a next time, I need him hard as a rock and a juiced as Sylvester Stallone when he was Rocky.

[thickornotatall]

I had that happen only one time...He was a very nice man...handsome...great body...big fat cock...couldn't stay hard..He confessed he had seen someone before me....Not only didn't he expect his fee he called later and offered a do over on him....No thanks mam!

[+ keroscenefire]

I pay full price and consider it a lesson learned. If I go to a restaurant and do not enjoy the meal, I still pay for it, even if they did not have any more of the special for which I went there specifically. After the session, I tell the escort politely, that it was disappointing for me, if indeed it was, I have a good imagination and a wide variety of tastes so I am usually able to figure out something fun to do. Even it was fun, I would comment that although I had a good time, next time, if there is to be a next time, I need him hard as a rock and a juiced as Sylvester Stallone when he was Rocky.

 

 

I also think like this is the reason for the forums and reviews. There are negative reviews on there for this exact reason. Chances are if it's like a PNP guy who can't get hard, there will be many guys who have had similar experiences.

[sexymonk]

After reading this page, I can say that why Peterhung rocks! Even meeting for so many years, I have always seen him fully loaded and definitely makes me happy!

[muscmtl]

Don't care if hard or not (love putting soft dick in my mouth and twirl it around) if he musc/bb btm/rimmer/kisser/swallower the hardness of his dick is 100% irrelevant.

[marylander1940]

I’m a top so it’s not a deal breaker for me.

But the same thing happens on the flip side.

“I can’t bottom today”, gets politely shown to the door.

I make it clear prior to the hire that “I’m a top who likes to fuck.”

No fucking = no money.

 

It‘s like a plumber showing up without a wrench.

 

You're finally sounding like a true New Yorker.

 

Have you ever shown them the door in the middle of the session when you were going to top?

Edited July 12, 2020 by marylander1940

[sutherland]

Don't care if hard or not

 

I agree. The encounter with an escort is all about my arousal, my satisfaction. If I am too ugly for him to get excited ... too bad.

[+ nycman]

You're finally sounding like a true New Yorker.

Blush.

 

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Have you ever shown them the door in the middle of the session when you were going to top?

Oh, Hell yes. Its usually pretty obvious when an escort is trying to play coy

and fend off your advances or slow thing down so that you never get to

the main event.

 

Once in Key West a “straight” stripper pulled the dodge and delay stunt. When I

promptly got out of the bed naked, opened the door, and told him to leave, he

just grinned ear to ear, pulled his pants down, rolled over and threw his ass in the air.

 

We had a blast.

 

Don’t be afraid to call someone on their bullshit. They're the professional and

they play this game better and more often than you. Never forget that.

[marylander1940]

Blush.

 

Flattery will get you everywhere.

 

Oh, Hell yes. Its usually pretty obvious when an escort is trying to play coy

and fend off your advances or slow thing down so that you never get to

the main event.

 

Once in Key West a “straight” stripper pulled the dodge and delay stunt. When I

promptly got out of the bed naked, opened the door, and told him to leave, he

just grinned ear to ear, pulled his pants down, rolled over and threw his ass in the air.

 

We had a blast.

 

Don’t be afraid to call someone on their bullshit. They're the professional and

they play this game better and more often than you. Never forget that.

 

You took put out or get out to a new level!

 

Some frequent posters have complained multiple times about guys promising to bottom for them during an overnight and later saying they didn't prepare for because they didn't know they were going to get f...ed.

 

I'll keep your post in mind! You have guts!

Edited July 12, 2020 by marylander1940

[MscleLovr]

Being only a top, when I hired I didn’t really care about a bottom’s dick.

 

I have always cared much more about a bottom having a handsome face, a ripped muscled body and the skills in bed to please me.

 

I certainly enjoy the visual of a muscleboy getting hard while he’s kissing me, and I like him to be erect while he’s sucking me off. I’d only insist that a bottom be hard while I’m fucking him, so that I know I’m topping him well - I enjoy fucking the cum out of a good muscleboy.

 

It‘s only happened to me once, on the 3rd date with a handsome and compliant muscleboy. He said he couldn’t bottom that evening (haemorrhoid) and offered to leave. I said he could stay as long as he rimmed and sucked me slowly and then swallowed my load. We had a hot evening.

Edited July 12, 2020 by MscleLovr

[D21howie]

Good morning. I do not like it when I am the only one that cums. That makes me piss off. I love to see my escort cum first then me right after that.

[MscleLovr]

Good morning. I do not like it when I am the only one that cums. That makes me piss off. I love to see my escort cum first then me right after that.

 

Totally agree @D21howie. I always want to see/make my escort cum. I like the bond that develops from seeing a man climax and unload, and then relax in bed in post-coital bliss with me.

[D21howie]

Totally agree @D21howie. I always want to see/make my escort cum. I like the bond that develops from seeing a man climax and unload, and then relax in bed in post-coital bliss with me.

That is why I choose escorts that cum. I have escorts that do not see any clients except me on our schedule dates.

[cmennow]

I tend to see the same guys over and over so it's inevitable that at some point they think they are going to be able to perform and can't for whatever reason. It doesn't happen often but it's bound to happen. I don't sweat it though because I know their "potential" LOL:p If it's a new guy that is their one and only chance to impress me.

[bendable2019]

Good morning. I do not like it when I am the only one that cums. That makes me piss off. I love to see my escort cum first then me right after that.

 

Once this guy said, oh I can’t cum and if you want me to cum, pay more... WTF was that? This is why the conditions need to be spelt out from the very beginning before any meeting. Then again some would say, let’s go with the flow... flow my ass! You couldn’t keep it up biatch!! LOL

[muscmtl]

Being only a top, when I hired I didn’t really care about a bottom’s dick.

 

I have always cared much more about a bottom having a handsome face, a ripped muscled body and the skills in bed to please me.

 

I certainly enjoy the visual of a muscleboy getting hard while he’s kissing me, and I like him to be erect while he’s sucking me off. I’d only insist that a bottom be hard while I’m fucking him, so that I know I’m topping him well - I enjoy fucking the cum out of a good muscleboy.

 

It‘s only happened to me once, on the 3rd date with a handsome and compliant muscleboy. He said he couldn’t bottom that evening (haemorrhoid) and offered to leave. I said he could stay as long as he rimmed and sucked me slowly and then swallowed my load. We had a hot evening.

Hell. I want your life. Where d'you find these "cum while being bred" muscleboys... and how riiiiiich are you?