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rvwnsd Grand Master

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So I am making dinner and was browsing RM ads. The timer went off (time to turn the chicken) and as I was turning the chicken there's a knock at the door. It was a new neighbor who needed a wine opener. I invited him in, took a few minutes to locate the opener, all the while chit-chatting with him. he was looking around the apartment, I opened the wine, and he was on his way.

 

As I walked back from the front door I noticed my laptop was displaying a RM ad! I forgot all about it.

 

Has such a thing ever happened to you?

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So I am making dinner and was browsing RM ads. The timer went off (time to turn the chicken) and as I was turning the chicken there's a knock at the door. It was a new neighbor who needed a wine opener. I invited him in, took a few minutes to locate the opener, all the while chit-chatting with him. he was looking around the apartment, I opened the wine, and he was on his way.

 

As I walked back from the front door I noticed my laptop was displaying a RM ad! I forgot all about it.

 

Has such a thing ever happened to you?

 

This sounds like the opening scene of a NDS porn film.

 

~Boomer~

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So I am making dinner and was browsing RM ads. The timer went off (time to turn the chicken) and as I was turning the chicken there's a knock at the door. It was a new neighbor who needed a wine opener. I invited him in, took a few minutes to locate the opener, all the while chit-chatting with him. he was looking around the apartment, I opened the wine, and he was on his way.

 

As I walked back from the front door I noticed my laptop was displaying a RM ad! I forgot all about it.

 

Has such a thing ever happened to you?

Horrible experience with a family member seeing an open A4A page on my laptop, with graphic ads all running. Truly awful for me....

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We had a minor fire in the building where I live at the weekend (nothing drastic) and on Monday two fire brigade officers came round to check on things. When they came to my door, I switched off the programme on my computer to stop it running amok and was chatting to them when I noticed one of them looking over my shoulder. Of course, the screen saver had come up........... Oh well, at least they laughed about it.

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I was having a tech problem and foolishly opened a VPN with tech support

without closing all my secondary windows. Of course, as he was racing

around my desktop....click....click.....and suddenly RM ads everywhere!

 

“Oh my...........”

 

Thankfully, it was some random tech guy and not one of the IT guys at work!

 

Lesson learned.

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Another funny story - about 15 years ago my apartment was burglarized. I really didn't have anything worth stealing which must have been extremely frustrating for the perps. Anyway while ransacking the place they stumbled on my gay porn collection and, as if to mock me, they proceeded to pile it in a neat stack right by the front door so I could see it as soon as I came in. I felt that was adding insult to injury. I moved it all out of sight before I called the police. When they asked me if I had touched / moved anything I said no! :oops:

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Another funny story (sorry this thread is bringing back all kinds of embarrassing memories). This happened about 8 years ago, different apartment, something wrong with bathroom faucet. I called landlord and asked him to have a look, told him I would be at work and to let himself in. I forgot that the valve to turn off the water in the bathroom was on the wall opposite the bathroom in my bedroom closet where I kept..... THE SAME PORN COLLECTION I MENTIONED IN THE ABOVE THREAD!!!! I didn't realize the embarrassing gaffe I had made until I got home. He definitely saw it cuz he had to move it out of the way to access the valve. Anyway the problem was fixed. He said nothing. I said nothing. It was never mentioned the rest of the time I lived there (about 2 1/2 years).

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I’ve had a flea minor blunders:

1.) I’m in an elevator with my former boss, and go to my personal phone to check something and as soon as I open it, the listing of nude photos from dudesnude pops up... I quickly try to minimize it, but I just knew he saw it from his peripherals.. lol.

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Nothing like that, porn-wise, but my conservative Lutheran grandparents did stop by a couple days ago and they did definitely catch sight of the hot pink 5" stiletto heels that I sometimes wear around the house. Grampa looked embarrassed, and Gramma just said, "I really wish you wouldn't do things like that." lol

 

that's a true Lutheran grandma!

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rvwnsd Grand Master

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Another funny story - about 15 years ago my apartment was burglarized. I really didn't have anything worth stealing which must have been extremely frustrating for the perps. Anyway while ransacking the place they stumbled on my gay porn collection and, as if to mock me, they proceeded to pile it in a neat stack right by the front door so I could see it as soon as I came in. I felt that was adding insult to injury. I moved it all out of sight before I called the police. When they asked me if I had touched / moved anything I said no! :oops:

You reminded me of a funny story from waaaaaaaaay long ago. I owned a house with my parents that was configured such that I had my own living area. My folks respected my privacy and I respected theirs. They N E V E R went into my space unless they asked first.

 

One day I came home from work, went upstairs to the main part of the house and said hi to my dad. He said hi and then apologized for having to go into my bedroom shortly after I left for work because he couldn't find the cat. He found him under my bed. While walking away I remembered leaving several gay porn magazines next to my bed. I went back upstairs and said "oh, you must have seen my magazines." His answer? "Yes, I did. Judging by the covers your guys are far less sleazy than your brother's girls." We both broke out into hysterical laughter.

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There was a thread on the Message Center back in 2015 on throwing away porn. I didn't actually remember the title of the thread. But I knew I had answered a Message Center post with a story somewhat similar to yours. I was able to find my post in the aforementioned thread. The following is the pertinent excerpt from my reply.

 

(Before I start-isn't it funny I could remember a post from 2015 almost immediately? But I might have trouble remembering what I had to eat three days ago)

 

"The only other physical media I think I ever had was a DVD. If I remember correctly it was one of the Trunks series. I had had a weekend with porn star Trey Casteel for my birthday. He was in the film. He inscribed something on the case as a gift for my birthday.

 

Years later I threw the DVD away but kept the inscribed case. After a while I forgot I had kept the case. When I was about to move several years later, I found the case and threw it away. I apparently didn't do a good job at throwing it away. My new job at the time was paying for my move, and I had gotten movers to pack me up. As they were leaving for the day, one of the packers stayed behind as asked to use my bathroom. Now this mover was married (had on a wedding ring) -earlier in the day he had told me how he had just trick-or-treated with his little girl for Halloween. Well he came out of the bathroom holding the DVD case and asked me whether he could have it. I didn't react well-while I'm closeted now-I was much more closeted then. Him having the DVD case just totally shocked me as I thought I had thrown it away before the movers arrived. I told him no he couldn't have it-that it had been given to me as joke. He looked embarrassed too. There we were two closeted guys not knowing how to react to one another. "

 

Gman

 

PS What kind of chicken were you cooking?

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