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Distracting. It takes your eye away from the best facial features. It’s like the fly on Mike Pence’s head during his debate with Kamala Harris

I like walking around the house with tshirts and shorts. 71 daytime and 67 overnight

It was a stupid idea from the get-go. How many people realistically want to deal with charging a car on a one or two day rental? I wonder how much they were charging for the CDW

I’ve had a handful of massage guys who would do a little more sexually with each subsequent visit as they got more comfortable with me

I have one along with the head pillow. I’d file it in the category of “nice but so what…” The head pillow is a total fail but the mat feels good. If you want one, come and take mine.

I’m always amazed at the reaction I get from escorts when I request condom use and the tell me it’s unnecessary since they’re on PREP. It’s not just HIV that concerns me, it’s all the other STD’s and communicable stuff that have yet to be identified. All it takes is just one bad day….

Pass. I gave up all alcohol years ago. Haven’t missed it. When I was 27 I had too much to drink and fell asleep one night while driving home. I survived without a scratch but the car didn’t. That was enough for me to quit forever. No one else got injured and I really dodged a huge bullet.

I love looking at guys legs and arms at the gym. When they are totally covered in tattoos I feel a bit cheated.

Frankly, I’d rather see a popular provider in their home city where their every minute is not so tightly scheduled. Seeing busy providers somehow doesn’t sound like it would be as much fun

I view future travel dates as just market research. It’s not real until they actually show up in your city

I’ve been stood up twice- both on incall. The first guy never answered the door and did not respond to text or calls and I never heard from him again The second one was beyond crazy. I waited outside the guys door for 30 minutes. He then called me and told me he was on his way home but he had several errands to run first and would be home in 30ish minutes. He then got really mad when I told him I was leaving.

My tastes are constantly evolving and changing. As a client, what I wanted 6 months ago might be very different to what I may want today

There are a few providers I see quite regularly and have developed a strong relation with and we text back and forth occasionally. I don’t mind getting unsolicited texts from them occasionally

They might just have different styles that are hard to synchronize.

Seems unnecessarily needy to expect availability on Christmas or Thanksgiving.

China charges US zoos millions of dollars for the rights to keep these pandas. It’s a big scam since pandas are a draw for zoo attendance. Time to send them back. I’d rather see more otters.

As a client, here’s one I’d like to add for provider tops- don’t take a dump in your clients bathroom. No one wants to smell that.

Partners that escort together are always my favorites for 3 somes. If I try a provider and really like him there is an excellent chance that I will also enjoy his partner if he escorts as well. I might conceivably ask about status for that reason but it usually comes up in conversation without asking.

People can have bad days….ive had a few instances where the second time was not nearly as good….and there was no third

I admire his ballsiness in wearing that Speedo even if it’s artificial. I can just imagine what must have gone through the actors mind when he was told that he would be wearing that on national tv.

In my limited experience the most erotic ones start on a bed rather than a massage table.

If it’s not a massage I find the music distracting. I enjoy actual conversation

It’s nice to have your expectations exceeded. Hopefully it won’t devolve to the point that he just sees you as a free place to stay and eat

Give yourself a guilt release and decline the invite this year. You can catch up after the holiday. I moved across the country to get away from my own food dominatrix cousin. No regrets.

In my limited experience over the past 10 years, the escorts I’ve tried to hire that are “out of my league” simply never respond to my text inquiries. Fortunately there is always someone else to fill the void