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Agreed. I bet most porn stars probably haven't ever actually delivered a pizza, coached your son's little league, or driven a police cruiser. Kevin Slater

I just looked and yeah, 80% of lifetime revenue came from 16% of my clients. But what's more interesting is that 50% of lifetime revenue comes from just .7% of my clients. Kevin Slater

I like my women the way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee. Kevin Slater

Often more than once a week. Keep in mind it's not just number of meetings, but payment per. Kevin Slater

A large percentage of each year's revenue comes from that year's top three clients. http://www.laterslater.com/YE2018.png Kevin Slater

Insert stiffy joke here. Kevin Slater

Being a landlord, I've had the occasional mouse issue. My ultra-competent super makes the point that the only real solution is to find how they're getting in and block it. Otherwise you're just plucking off a never-ending series of mice. Once you've blocked the entrance, you may have to deal with any mice you've trapped inside, but that's step two. I'm guessing rats are the same. You mention you rent. Have you brought the problem to the landlord? Kevin Slater

Not that I recall. Kevin Slater

They have every right to ask, you have every right to decline. I'm still waiting to hear of someone sending a pic of two Bens and a Ulysses. Kevin Slater

He just started an annoying rentmen message exchange where he seemed to confuse me with a drug dealer. Kevin Slater

It's more like one guy per booth with a slot (who are you calling a slot?) between them so fun can be had. Every place in NYC will 86 you if you try two per booth. Kevin Slater

I just sent and received messages between gmail and my non-gmail account. Went through, after maybe a half minute delay (which may be normal, I can't say). Kevin Slater

My two most frequent clients have seen me 1127and 991 times. Number three comes in at a mere 297. Kevin Slater

Huh. I always answer 'yes' and they've never done that with me. But it sounds like an appropriate response. Kevin Slater

Huh. I always answer 'yes' and they've never done that with me. But it sounds like an appropriate response. Kevin Slater

Penis in a vagina. Period. Kevin Slater

Never met him, but he was recommended to me (for one of my group things) from an escort I trust. Kevin Slater

I'm not sure they were given that power; I think those actions may just be rogue. What did strike me is the limits on their power, however. Their guns are locked until they call into HQ to unlock the arms remotely. I think this is clearly a dystopian universe, but as opposed to most dystopian work, it's not that the right has taken over but here the left came into power (in the form of a many-term president Robert Redford) and the conflict comes in the right's response to that. Interesting. Kevin Slater

I'm really liking it so far. Not sure I'm following it all that well, or catching onto what I'm meant to be, but I like shows that keep me confused while entertained. The dialogue is sharp. And Jean Smart just appeared. The only other place I've ever seen her was Fargo, where she was excellent, and she was great in episode three here as well. Looking forward to seeing here this goes. Kevin Slater

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Speaking of, I'm having a hard time finding a costume for the girl. Most just slide around while she walks and end up on her side. Kevin Slater

@KeepItReal, you can always just replace the battery on your current phone, That's a lot cheaper than a new phone, and would last until the 5G models come out. @Reisr30, I upgraded from a 6S to an Xr last year. Wasn't looking forward to it, now thrilled that I did. You won't miss the home button, and will LOVE face id. 5G depends not only on your phone, but on your carrier as well. If there's no 5G network where you are, you'll have to wait in any case, so no need to buy the phone today. Kevin Slater

Deal killer. Kevin Slater

I give penile implants regularly. Kevin Slater