Kevin Slater

Nothing to add here. By the way, did I mention I went to Stanford? Kevin Slater

Not so much anymore, but there was a time when perhaps a majority of my revenue came between midnight and five a.m. Kevin Slater

Well there's one booking I'm going to lose over the next three years. Kevin Slater

Broadchurch is wonderful. The acting superb. Kevin Slater

It's working for me. (Well, I mean, at least as well as it ever did.) Kevin Slater

PayPal allows them to reverse payments, and is a horrible operation for myriad reasons. Avoid. Venmo (despite being owned by PayPal) and CashApp do not allow transactions to be reversed, but may bar you if they find you're using the app for commercial purposes (not necessarily anti-escorting, just anti anything commercial). But that's rare, and not using an app for fear that you won't be allowed to use it makes no sense, so go for it. I keep an empty checking account that I transfer funds from these apps into, and then from there into my real account. The terms of service say they have the right to go into your checking account and yank funds back, so the intermediary step protects me from that. When a new client asks to use an app, I say fine, but we process that transaction before the session starts. More than once in the past someone was shocked, shocked! to find that his app wasn't working after the session was over. Do not put the words PayPal, Venmo, CashApp in your ad. Make sure your Venmo account is all set to private. (For some reason they view themselves as a social platform and the default is to publicize every fucking transaction.) You can get a debit card which draws funds from any of these apps and allows you to shop online, at stores, etc. Kevin Slater

Worked with him very recently. He only gets better. Kevin Slater

Fidelity! Kevin Slater

The amount of money it would take to move the DJIA is far too huge to be attributable to political motivation. Kevin Slater

It means he's touched his phone or laptop within the last six hours. Kevin Slater

Kiddo is wonderful. Highly recommend. Kevin Slater

Over the counter drugs. That apparently means drugs you buy without a prescription, despite that the only pharmaceuticals that actually come over the counter are prescription drugs. Kevin Slater

Two (three?) words: FileMaker Pro. Kevin Slater

Neither does Kevin Slater. Kevin Slater

You really need to ask the escort in question. All else is just postulating. Kevin Slater

Tupperware games. Kevin Slater

I've always been impressed with one hooker buddy of mine who always texts the client very quickly after the session saying something like "it was great meeting you" or the like. Come to realize that is more for his record keeping (the text thread will reflect that the guy actually showed up and the appointment went well) than for marketing. Kevin Slater

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man riding a tricycle and a poorly-dressed man riding a bicycle? Attire. Kevin Slater

How would you feel if he had another client over when you finished bathing? You're consuming his time whether you're in the shower or on the table. Kevin Slater

Wait, you had the latitude to come up with any great idea at all to make your point, and the best you could do is a flying belt? Kevin Slater

So you're telling me I gotta eat two to hit my targets? Kevin Slater

Seems that an STI in the top would be IDd pre-dip (and presumably pre-drip), one in the bottom would be diagnosed post-dip. Kevin Slater

I've been hired by a few escorts. My few experiences on the other side of the equation are too tawdry to invoke the term escort. Kevin Slater

Yeah, that never struck me as quite fair. Fees are usually directly correlated to square footage, but I'm not sure smaller units receive fewer packages, use the elevator less, etc. I'm a beneficiary of this as all my units tends to be small vis-a-vis their buildings, but if I were to design the system, there'd be a flat base charge for all units and then a second component based on square footage. Maybe my argument works better in a condo (which all mine are), because it's an easy rebuttal that a co-op is simply charging $x per share. Kevin Slater

The underlying mortgage on the building (if the co-op has one, which most do), not on your individual unit. Kevin Slater