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It is now illegal for landlords in New York state to collect last month's rent ahead of time. Kevin Slater

Yep. Kevin Slater

And, to quote Kissinger, they "(have) the added advantage of being true". Kevin Slater

Most of my clients are hot in one way or another. So no, that's already factored in. Kevin Slater

To which they inevitably reply with six questions, all asked via rentmen messenger. Kevin Slater

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What about Alpha and Charlie? Kevin Slater

Here, let me google that for you. https://www.cnet.com/news/hbo-max-hbo-go-roku-and-fire-tv-you-in-the-crossfire/ Kevin Slater

Right here. Lifetime revenue by day of the week: http://laterslater.com/Days.png Kevin Slater

Any good escort should be happy to see most any client, but if it makes you more confident with the booking, by all means, mention it. Who knows, maybe you'll even weed out a couple of assholes. Kevin Slater

70% of my booking are for an hour. Kevin Slater

I think this is one of the most poignant, insightful and thought provoking questions I've ever seen of this board. Congratulations on a question well asked! And may I mention that I love your font? Kevin Slater

Shame. Many fond memories... Kevin Slater

The first apartment I bought was from the estate of someone who took her life therein. Kevin Slater

Joan Miró, before I learned she was a he. Kevin Slater

Queueing the twink bashing in three... two... one... Kevin Slater

I figure if he's viewed my ad, he's already well aware of my services. Besides, I'm not interested in a prospective client I have to cajole through the process. Kevin Slater

Mysterious Skin. Kevin Slater

Now DICK images on the other hand... Kevin Slater

Please. He's never done speed in his life. Kevin Slater

See ya later... Kevin Slater

Today's (Tuesday's) NYT Crossword is all Tom Swifties! Kevin Slater

Self-employed folk can get Pandemic Unemployment Assistance, similar to unemployment benefits including a $600 per week supplemental benefit. They also qualify for up to ten days worth of paid sick leave (funded by a refundable federal tax credit) through the Families First Coronavirus Response Act. Kevin Slater

Sessions overall. Kevin Slater