Kevin Slater

Queueing the twink bashing in three... two... one... Kevin Slater

I figure if he's viewed my ad, he's already well aware of my services. Besides, I'm not interested in a prospective client I have to cajole through the process. Kevin Slater

Mysterious Skin. Kevin Slater

Now DICK images on the other hand... Kevin Slater

Please. He's never done speed in his life. Kevin Slater

See ya later... Kevin Slater

Today's (Tuesday's) NYT Crossword is all Tom Swifties! Kevin Slater

Self-employed folk can get Pandemic Unemployment Assistance, similar to unemployment benefits including a $600 per week supplemental benefit. They also qualify for up to ten days worth of paid sick leave (funded by a refundable federal tax credit) through the Families First Coronavirus Response Act. Kevin Slater

Sessions overall. Kevin Slater

I posted this in another thread, but as it somewhat relates, I'll repost it here: Percentage lifetime gigs and revenue to date, by venue: http://www.laterslater.com/venues.png Kevin Slater

What does my OB/GYN have to do with this? Kevin Slater

What about fat cocks? Kevin Slater

Coronavirus in Semen ??? Yeah, there's a lot of press about entire naval ships being infected. Kevin Slater

Are your pets also in heaven during this pandemic? Nope, my dog is alive and well! Kevin Slater

Why do almost ALL escorts assume...that any man over 45 must be a bottom??? Why do you assume they assume this? Because that's been your experience. Why do they assume it? Because that's been their experience. Kevin Slater

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Q: What’s the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? (Scroll down for answer.) A: People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do. Kevin Slater

Oh, there were a couple "the"s in there that I thought were ok. Kevin Slater

Definitely not overcrowding, it's just so damn big. Kevin Slater

Ditto. https://downdetector.com/status/hulu/. 25K people are reporting the same. For me, it'll let me scroll, but once I select something to watch, I just get a spinning circle. Kevin Slater

One bad move and he becomes a mohel. Kevin Slater

Yeah, he's hot. Also, yeah, when I read this headline I thought "Oh yeah, why haven't we been hearing from the Surgeon General?" Kevin Slater

I've really been enjoying long walks through a nearly deserted Central Park with my pup. And I'm glad for the company while stuck in the apartment. Several dog owners in the building have agreed that we'll each step up to the plate if one of us becomes unable to care for their mutt. (Well, mine is probably the only mutt. The rest are likely purebreds in this bougie building.) So I assume I'd either grab theirs for the duration, or them mine. I've read that the virus wouldn't live as long an a porous surface like dog fur as it would on, say, metal or plastic. I guess if I were truly concerned I could rush the new foster dog to the tub and bathe her. But like others, my vote is go for it. Kevin Slater

Simply reposing from twitter ( @urdadssidepiece ) cuz I think it's cool. The left is seasons 1-11 and the right adds in All Stars 1-4. Nodes are sized by # of lip sync wins respective to that network. Kevin Slater

It's been out a while and I've recommended it before, but if you haven't yet, try American Vandal on Netflix. Definitely worth binging. Kevin Slater