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Kevin Slater

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  1. You're mistaken. Escorting income, like any other self-employed income, is indeed taxed. Kevin Slater
  2. "Thanks, not a match." If they want to get offended that you've somehow invalidated their gender identity, that's on them. There are myriad other qualities that could explain your lack of interest, which you smartly didn't elaborate. Kevin Slater
  3. Because they're not giving it away to you for free. Kevin Slater
  4. On the flip side, would you have rather he'd gone through with it begrudgingly? It's a shame he couldn't accommodate, but I'd rather someone tell me that upfront than put the both of us through an unpleasant experience. Kevin Slater
  5. Life's too short (and business is too good) to worry about whatever things some rando on the net cares to make up. I'm not going to empower him by giving two shits. Kevin Slater
  6. Welcome to the forum, Aaron! Nice first post. Kevin Slater
  7. Let me be the first to invoke Willie Sutton in this thread: because that's where the money is. Kevin Slater
  8. I'm so smart I'm a JUNIOROMANIC. Kevin Slater
  9. Average daily revenue is down 36% from last year. Kevin Slater
  10. I dropped the rent just to fill them in a time of covid. Kevin Slater
  11. 12,998. I just rented out two of my apartments. Kevin Slater
  12. It is now illegal for landlords in New York state to collect last month's rent ahead of time. Kevin Slater
  13. And, to quote Kissinger, they "(have) the added advantage of being true". Kevin Slater
  14. Most of my clients are hot in one way or another. So no, that's already factored in. Kevin Slater
  15. To which they inevitably reply with six questions, all asked via rentmen messenger. Kevin Slater
  16. • An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars. • A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. • A bar was walked into by the passive voice. • An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening. • Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.” • A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite. • Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything. • A question mark walks into a bar? • A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly. • Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type." • A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud. • A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. • Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart. • A synonym strolls into a tavern. • At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack. • A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment. • Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor. • A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered. • An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel. • The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known. • A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph. • The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. • A dyslexic walks into a bra. • A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines. • A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert. • A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget. • A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony. Kevin Slater
  17. Some workarounds: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/watch-hbo-max-roku-amazon-120011117.html Kevin Slater
  18. What about Alpha and Charlie? Kevin Slater
  19. Here, let me google that for you. https://www.cnet.com/news/hbo-max-hbo-go-roku-and-fire-tv-you-in-the-crossfire/ Kevin Slater
  20. Right here. Lifetime revenue by day of the week: http://laterslater.com/Days.png Kevin Slater
  21. Any good escort should be happy to see most any client, but if it makes you more confident with the booking, by all means, mention it. Who knows, maybe you'll even weed out a couple of assholes. Kevin Slater
  22. 70% of my booking are for an hour. Kevin Slater
  23. I think this is one of the most poignant, insightful and thought provoking questions I've ever seen of this board. Congratulations on a question well asked! And may I mention that I love your font? Kevin Slater
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