Kevin Slater

Fisting client wanted me to reach the poppers and I felt like Rose Mary Woods. Kevin Slater

I've been tempted to do exactly the same thing here in NYC. Maybe buy a four story brownstone, live in one unit, rent another (for stable income), and airbnb out the other two, marketing especially to hookers. I would offer a sling in each unit (easy to store in a closet if they're not interested), rubber sheets, plenty of clean towels, etc. Given that non-pandemic hotel rates here are quite high, I think I could offer a better product at a competitive price and do quite well. I suspect that a regular crew of guys would come through (John Bigdick has it the second week of every other month) and would offer them a storage system so they wouldn't have to travel with lube, toys etc. every time. I once traded apartments with a Dutch hooker who left a note saying "here's your phone while you're here. Tell them not to leave any messages, but otherwise feel free to use it for local calls while in the country." I'm not sure that's so necessary anymore, but I'd be happy to offer it if so. I used to rent out one hooker's DC apartment in when he he out of town. Clients liked the idea of already knowing the venue if not the talent, and again, it was properly stocked. I am not a fan, however, of the thought of multiple guys sharing one space. Too much risk of hooker drama, and I'd hate for clients to be bumping in to each other. Why not rent out the entire flat? Kevin Slater

Depends on the kind of porn. For gangbang porn, say, you'd probably want an all-in-one. Kevin Slater

My experience informs me that the likelihood of a booking actually happening is inversely proportional to the amount of advance notice. Kevin Slater

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry? 58. Kevin Slater

I hate when a thread gets locked before I see it, like the one about LittleHorus in LA. If it were still open for replies, I'd love to ask "Why is he in LA? Shouldn't he be on the prairie?" Kevin Slater

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Reminds me of the time Cokie Roberts was caught finger-banging herself on NPR. Kevin Slater

Was there a couple year back. Had a great time. Not sure if you're gringo, but if so, you're in luck: they love gringos. Kevin Slater

And tops have been handsomely masculanized. Kevin Slater

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Two months ago I rented one of my apartments to a porn couple. Now if I see them fucking hot guys on twitter, I’m distracted wondering whether they screwed that mirror into the wall. Kevin Slater

Us old fucks, however... Kevin Slater

Five Guys in Chicago You lookin to do the ol' In & Out with Five Guys? Kevin Slater

Well there's a way to ensure a great session. Kevin Slater

Bitch, I may be older than dirt, but I wasn't hooking in 2001! (I actually started in 2002 ) Kevin Slater

You can assume anything you wish, but if you claim to know it, I'd be curious to see your source. And how do you presume to know the details of my 1040? Claiming escorting income as rental income would not fund the filer's social security, as passive income isn't subject to FICA whereas earned income is. Kevin Slater

And a sole proprietor with no employees doesn't really need an EIN; he can use his SSN as his tax ID. Should he have a solo 401k, however, he'll need one once that balance passes 250k in order to file a form 5500. Kevin Slater

You apply online. Really, these are questions that any CPA can answer for you. Kevin Slater

Schedule C, Profit or Loss from Business. Kevin Slater

And you don't need to. That was his decision to make. Your decision is whether to book this provider or some other who may be more to your liking. Kevin Slater

You're mistaken. Escorting income, like any other self-employed income, is indeed taxed. Kevin Slater

"Thanks, not a match." If they want to get offended that you've somehow invalidated their gender identity, that's on them. There are myriad other qualities that could explain your lack of interest, which you smartly didn't elaborate. Kevin Slater

Because they're not giving it away to you for free. Kevin Slater