Kevin Slater

You can chew any Viagra to hasten the effect. Kevin Slater

Absolutely. The fact that you had to insist sends an even bigger warning sign. He should have realized that he was putting you in an awkward spot and immediately backed down. The gender deferential isn't the driving factor here, but that he was deaf to that concerns me. No one should be offended that you prioritize your safety, and if they are, good riddance to them. Don't hesitate to stand your (public) ground. Kevin Slater

Or maybe he just got his wires crossed. He intended to block that jerk who texted him 47 times while he was massaging you. Kevin Slater

There was was a man from Bumchucket... Kevin Slater

The WSJ reports that based on today's CPI numbers, I-bonds purchased from May through October 2022 will pay 9.6% interest (up from the current already generous 7.12%). One can purchase up to $10k via TreasuryDirect.gov, plus up to an additional $5k if she chooses to receive a tax refund in the form of a paper I-bond. Kevin Slater

...and all the children are above average. Kevin Slater

I'm not sure, but that we even have to ask is another reason why I'm eager to get these conversations off their platform and onto texting (or some other medium I control). Kevin Slater

Leave his muff out of this. Kevin Slater

In a sharp voice "No women were involved?!". Who you callin' a hoe? Who you callin' a homo? Kevin Slater

Loss aversion is a very real thing, most people fear more losing what they have than not making what they could. Kevin Slater

One could argue that you should take some money off the table if you're eight years away from retirement; the traditional models would have you move more into bonds at that stage. Add your fears of a recession, and it sounds like the move might help you sleep at night. I've seen a few articles suggesting that the market doesn't fare particularly poorly during recessions, if that matters to you. Personally, I've never been anything but 100% aggressive. I've certainly taken hits, but from higher positions than I would have been otherwise, so where I land is still ahead of the game. Kevin Slater

Yeah, don't know that I'm a fan of using off-brand tax prep solutions. Kevin Slater

(btw, you mean to post this in either the spa if he's a masseur or the deli if he's an escort.) Kevin Slater qua admin

He comes highly recommended. I don't know how many times I've been told to go fuck Yousef. Kevin Slater

If your taxes are relatively simple, TurboTax will let you do it online for free. In reality, they will try to up-sell you once it gets at all complex, but they have a pretty nice interface and the cost is reasonable. Kevin Slater

NIPPLES INCLUDED?? No, I usually leave my nipples at home. Kevin Slater

To invoke Willie Sutton: cuz that's where the money is. That being said, I know some guys who do perfectly well specifically playing to the second-tier cities. That's one great thing about this job: you get to decide how to play it. Kevin Slater

But since you asked, I've posted this before: Don't bother with blocked phone calls. Seriously. He's a time waster. Same for texts that come through from an email address. Hear a voice on the phone before heading over or giving your address. Subsequent booking can be made via text. It's not a bad idea to call the hotel and get patched through to the room before heading over, especially if something strikes you as 'off'. The likelihood of a future booking actually happening is inversely proportional to the number of texts, calls and emails beforehand. Keep note of the numbers that flake on you, for they'll do it again in six months. And that same guy has done it to me, and every other escort. Be leery of drunk. They often pass out before you get there, or after. He may be having a great time and want to extend the session. Mazel tov. But he may be thinking with his little head and not have the funds. Settle up occasionally. Every client starts as a first timer. But first timers also often lose their nerve, and you lose your time and effort. Don't front the money for a first time session (hotel, travel, etc.) and rarely for repeat sessions. Don't drive two hours without a deposit (e.g. Venmo or Amazon e-gift card). Key words that indicate this is going nowhere: Engineer, Nigeria, "your city". Don't discount your first session because he's going to see you weekly. Future sessions may be negotiable, initial bookings are always full fare. Make some friends in the biz. They've seen it all before and can offer guidance. Trust your gut. A few bucks isn't worth your health, safety, or freedom. Most guys you'll meet will be wonderful and pleasant. Some will be odd ducks, and even that can be fun or at least entertaining. A few are bad eggs, but those guys are extremely prolific in wasting your time. Kevin Slater

Frankly, no. Not sure what advice I'd trust from someone who has only been on the one side of the transaction, once. Perhaps search harder. I'm sure there are some how-to guides out there, a few of them good even. Never read it, but have heard others hold this one in esteem: The Male Escort's Handbook: Your Guide to Getting Rich the Hard Way by Aaron Lawrence. It may be dated by now. You could also refer them to this site, specifically the ask a provider forum. Kevin Slater

To be fair, there’s a great deal of latitude between those two extremes. Kevin Slater

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As Memorial Day is a ways off, I’d give him a few days before texting again. I suspect your best shot would be like just a week before, then again I don’t really understand the whole ‘no same-day’ methodology. Kevin Slater

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LA sheriff's department (or whichever authority has jurisdiction) will take action tomorrow, I bet. Kevin Slater