Kevin Slater

No, you need to add some additional details, like "John with the really big dick". Kevin Slater

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From the NYT crossword puzzle a while back: A place where opposites don't attract? Answer: gay bar. I thought it was cute. Kevin Slater

The number of questions, calls, texts beforehand are inversely proportional to the likelihood of them ever booking. I answer the first few, but when he hits me back with another slew of questions (is my right testicle larger than my left...) or tries to initiate phone sex, I tell him I'll need a small deposit to keep this conversation going. Most often that ends the conversation, but he was never going to book in the first place. Inevitably, the jacker off moves to the next guy down on rentmen and starts the process all over again and has never actually paid an escort in his life. I could spend untold hours jacking these guys off over the phone and perhaps get one single booking out of it, but that's not a productive use of my time. Kevin Slater

I think that would be a bottle of Kwell. Kevin Slater

I've been escorting 16 years now. It's always been sole support. I think that's the Crisco anniversary, btw. Kevin Slater

What you want to do is get the iPhone Xcort. It'll claim to be thicker than it is. Kevin Slater

Judge much? Kevin Slater

Fuck wishing I could sing. I wish I still used a hairbrush. Kevin Slater

Yeah, I refer to myself as a 'porn character actor'. Kevin Slater

If he's a big enough porn star, he'll have done enough scenes to have no recall of the specifics of any given one. Kevin Slater

He handed the vendor $2 for a $1.50 dog. When he asked for change, the vendor told him "change must come from within". Kevin Slater

"Natural flavoring". Kevin Slater

Glad to hear I’m not the only one who keeps chloroform in the bedroom. Kevin Slater

Is that a euphemism for vagina? Kevin Slater

My pit bull dyke, Hunter. Kevin Slater

Rubber sheets. Machine washable or cleans up with windex. Kevin Slater

I'm sorry-- why the fuck is the site billing clients in the first place? Any cost associated with the site should be borne solely by escorts (who are already paying an arm and a leg). Kevin Slater

I've not been to Mexico City, but have heard that local hotels may require (even hold on to) photo ID from any non-registered guest going up to a hotel room. I believe the way around that is to stay at a US based chain. Kevin Slater

I just used the coin specifications put out by the US Mint. Kevin Slater

Interestingly, a dime, a quarter and a fifty cent piece all have the same value per gram (presumably dating back to the silver standard). So if you had a bag full of just these three denominations, you could tell its value by its weight, regardless of the mix. Kevin Slater

But it probably is indicative of a greater hole. Just sayin'. Kevin Slater

For me, those characters show up as dark black (though the characters in folks' signatures show up as a somewhat muted grey). I wonder if it has to do with your browser's default font setting or such. Try in a different browser (e.g. Firefox rather than IE) and report back. Kevin Slater

I'm not sure which font you're referring to. Where do comments appear? Kevin Slater