Kevin Slater

Many a fond memory. Kevin Slater

Every Shave With Olive Oil? Nope, but I've douched with Popeye. Kevin Slater

I'm 48. In 25 years I'm going to need two popsicle sticks and some duct tape. Kevin Slater

After mine wears off, my partner usually has a sore anus. Kevin Slater

Just noticed that Boots and Saddles was shuttered the other day. Shame, cuz one of the employees and I had a flirtation thang going on when I'd walk by with puppy. Kevin Slater

I rarely use either, but when I do I feel like Viagra gets me up and Cialis keeps me there. The tiniest nibble on each (seriously, like one pill will last me 12 doses) does the trick. I'm sure this is more psychosomatic than anything, but as long as you're fooling yourself, why not fool yourself with a little of each? Kevin Slater

Worked with him recently. Good guy. You can also see his interview on Abel Rey's ask an escort. Kevin Slater

Don't call me Shirley. Kevin Slater

Ahem. Kevin Slater

As a landlord I would look askance at that offer. Implies drug dealer (or yes, hooker) or in any case complications, mainly with neighbors or the board. Also, in almost any co-op or condo building, the association also has to approve any tenant, and prepaying rent would raise the same flags for them while not providing them with any relief. And the next prospective tenant in line will have none of these issues. Kevin Slater

The first movie was so abysmal I don't know even a gay Dumbledore could bring me back. Kevin Slater

I wouldn't categorize Stanford or Yale as a liberal arts colleges. Both are major research universities which also have strong fuzzy departments. Kevin Slater

I tried. Found it so heavy handed I couldn't get past the first few pages. Kevin Slater

Wifi is dicey and expensive on a cruise, so I wouldn't count of Grindr. Most cruise lines slip a paper itinerary of the day's events under your door each morning, and usual there's a LGBT meet and greet at one of the ship's bars listed. (Tip: keep your expectations low.) That being said, when you dock at a port, some local business will offer Wifi, and I was able to use that to arrange a later meeting with a scrumptious little shipmate. Kevin Slater

I bet hot water will work. Worst case, pliers. That may break the lid, but then you can pour all the poppers into one bottle (probably giving you the lowest common denominator). Kevin Slater

When I find something that won't open, a hit of poppers usually does it. Kevin Slater

I'd recommend Hells Kitchen, but yes, stay below Central Park. Kevin Slater

There's an ass for every seat. You'll do just fine. Besides, like you say, there is already a good supply of muscle hunks. You'll be very pleasantly surprised. Yes. Penny wise and pound foolish. Extremely few clients would be willing to make that schlep, and you'll be removing yourself from the many "right now" outcalls as well. That's actually very related to NYC. Most guys you meet elsewhere eventually make it to NYC, and would like nothing more than to see you in your home city once they've met you in theirs. Any few days in Boston and DC will probably make enough to justify the trip and build your clientele. I'm a hooker. Not at all. That's what this forum is for. Lastly, you might want to put a link to your ad in your signature here, like I have. (Click on your name in the upper right, then signature.) Kevin Slater

Just because I had 10 minutes to kill: 3.4% of my clients have given the name John. Rounding out the top 20 are Mike, David, Michael, Mark, Steve, Tom, Jim, Paul, Bill, Bob, Joe, Jeff, Robert, Scott, Richard, Brian, Dan, Peter and Tim. The most common last names (which I don't typically capture) have been Brown, Johnson and Wilson. #ClientsSoWhite Kevin Slater

Grampa... GRAMPA... GRAMPA!! Kevin Slater

Huh? I'm quite sure most my clients are not, in fact, named John, Steve or Bob like they say. Putting an ad on rentmen is not a requirement for making up a name. Kevin Slater

My problem in Argentina was that I didn't speak the language. So I was pasting everything into google translate, which only worked so well, because the locals would use the spanish equivalent of CU later and such, which google wouldn't know how to translate. Kevin Slater

I thought it had been replaced by the pterodactyl. Kevin Slater

Since we've moved away from discussing HOA insurance, let me chime in that I believe USAA is hands down the best. (Suspect they don't cover HOAs, but don't know.) Kevin Slater

Specifically not Vegas. The state is trying to play both sides and call it family friendly. Kevin Slater