Kevin Slater

I tried. Found it so heavy handed I couldn't get past the first few pages. Kevin Slater

Wifi is dicey and expensive on a cruise, so I wouldn't count of Grindr. Most cruise lines slip a paper itinerary of the day's events under your door each morning, and usual there's a LGBT meet and greet at one of the ship's bars listed. (Tip: keep your expectations low.) That being said, when you dock at a port, some local business will offer Wifi, and I was able to use that to arrange a later meeting with a scrumptious little shipmate. Kevin Slater

I bet hot water will work. Worst case, pliers. That may break the lid, but then you can pour all the poppers into one bottle (probably giving you the lowest common denominator). Kevin Slater

When I find something that won't open, a hit of poppers usually does it. Kevin Slater

I'd recommend Hells Kitchen, but yes, stay below Central Park. Kevin Slater

There's an ass for every seat. You'll do just fine. Besides, like you say, there is already a good supply of muscle hunks. You'll be very pleasantly surprised. Yes. Penny wise and pound foolish. Extremely few clients would be willing to make that schlep, and you'll be removing yourself from the many "right now" outcalls as well. That's actually very related to NYC. Most guys you meet elsewhere eventually make it to NYC, and would like nothing more than to see you in your home city once they've met you in theirs. Any few days in Boston and DC will probably make enough to justify the trip and build your clientele. I'm a hooker. Not at all. That's what this forum is for. Lastly, you might want to put a link to your ad in your signature here, like I have. (Click on your name in the upper right, then signature.) Kevin Slater

Just because I had 10 minutes to kill: 3.4% of my clients have given the name John. Rounding out the top 20 are Mike, David, Michael, Mark, Steve, Tom, Jim, Paul, Bill, Bob, Joe, Jeff, Robert, Scott, Richard, Brian, Dan, Peter and Tim. The most common last names (which I don't typically capture) have been Brown, Johnson and Wilson. #ClientsSoWhite Kevin Slater

Grampa... GRAMPA... GRAMPA!! Kevin Slater

Huh? I'm quite sure most my clients are not, in fact, named John, Steve or Bob like they say. Putting an ad on rentmen is not a requirement for making up a name. Kevin Slater

My problem in Argentina was that I didn't speak the language. So I was pasting everything into google translate, which only worked so well, because the locals would use the spanish equivalent of CU later and such, which google wouldn't know how to translate. Kevin Slater

I thought it had been replaced by the pterodactyl. Kevin Slater

Since we've moved away from discussing HOA insurance, let me chime in that I believe USAA is hands down the best. (Suspect they don't cover HOAs, but don't know.) Kevin Slater

Specifically not Vegas. The state is trying to play both sides and call it family friendly. Kevin Slater

I don't think I've seen a tv commercial in maybe a decade. What with streaming services, disks, torrenting, dvrs, etc. I simply don't watch live broadcast tv. Kevin Slater

Know the difference between a butch marine and a nellie marine? A butch marine holds his own legs up. Kevin Slater

You'll fit right in on this forum. Kevin Slater

I would venture that many on here have a preference for escorts. Kevin Slater

I was acquainted with his cousin Zonely, but needless to say it wasn't personal. Kevin Slater

Never met him. Used to know his sister, Upinma. Kevin Slater

Is that a CRM in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Kevin Slater

Fortunately, not many of my guys have been named Dolores. Kevin Slater

Well, clearly you have a shitty outlook. Kevin Slater

I'm having a hard time replying. This keyboard is just too damn small. Kevin Slater

One could always do both. Kevin Slater

You should really ask the guy whose fist is going to be up your ass. Kevin Slater