Kevin Slater

You can assume anything you wish, but if you claim to know it, I'd be curious to see your source. And how do you presume to know the details of my 1040? Claiming escorting income as rental income would not fund the filer's social security, as passive income isn't subject to FICA whereas earned income is. Kevin Slater

And a sole proprietor with no employees doesn't really need an EIN; he can use his SSN as his tax ID. Should he have a solo 401k, however, he'll need one once that balance passes 250k in order to file a form 5500. Kevin Slater

You apply online. Really, these are questions that any CPA can answer for you. Kevin Slater

Schedule C, Profit or Loss from Business. Kevin Slater

And you don't need to. That was his decision to make. Your decision is whether to book this provider or some other who may be more to your liking. Kevin Slater

You're mistaken. Escorting income, like any other self-employed income, is indeed taxed. Kevin Slater

"Thanks, not a match." If they want to get offended that you've somehow invalidated their gender identity, that's on them. There are myriad other qualities that could explain your lack of interest, which you smartly didn't elaborate. Kevin Slater

Because they're not giving it away to you for free. Kevin Slater

On the flip side, would you have rather he'd gone through with it begrudgingly? It's a shame he couldn't accommodate, but I'd rather someone tell me that upfront than put the both of us through an unpleasant experience. Kevin Slater

Life's too short (and business is too good) to worry about whatever things some rando on the net cares to make up. I'm not going to empower him by giving two shits. Kevin Slater

Welcome to the forum, Aaron! Nice first post. Kevin Slater

Yes. Kevin Slater

Let me be the first to invoke Willie Sutton in this thread: because that's where the money is. Kevin Slater

I'm so smart I'm a JUNIOROMANIC. Kevin Slater

Average daily revenue is down 36% from last year. Kevin Slater

I dropped the rent just to fill them in a time of covid. Kevin Slater

12,998. I just rented out two of my apartments. Kevin Slater

It is now illegal for landlords in New York state to collect last month's rent ahead of time. Kevin Slater

Yep. Kevin Slater

And, to quote Kissinger, they "(have) the added advantage of being true". Kevin Slater

Most of my clients are hot in one way or another. So no, that's already factored in. Kevin Slater

To which they inevitably reply with six questions, all asked via rentmen messenger. Kevin Slater

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What about Alpha and Charlie? Kevin Slater