Leyte2019

All the more reason he'll  welcome me as his favorite pen pal.☺️

Green with envy ?
Hardly.
Just saying that even for free...I'd pass..so the price seems unwarranted. I always prefer a natural beauty over Botox and Steroids

I would say to enhance his versatility, but he's clearly a top. 
Another possibility exists, but I do not want to risk violating forum rules by throwing out unsubstantiated allegations.

Bogey Man?  Does he hide under the bed?

Per the pic shared by the provider, I think that it is reasonable to assume that he would not be offended by a poster's observation that his physique reflects excessive consumption of commercially prepared fried chicken and chemically seasoned refined flour products. 
One could also hypothesize that said provider is aware of a niche audience that appreciates such a physique and the diligence required to maintain it. 

Per the pic shared by the provider, I think that it is reasonable to assume that he would not be offended by a poster's observation that his physique reflects excessive consumption of commercially prepared fried chicken and chemically seasoned refined flour products. 
One could also hypothesize that said provider is aware of a niche audience that appreciates such a physique and the diligence required to maintain it. 

Per the pic shared by the provider, I think that it is reasonable to assume that he would not be offended by a poster's observation that his physique reflects excessive consumption of commercially prepared fried chicken and chemically seasoned refined flour products. 
One could also hypothesize that said provider is aware of a niche audience that appreciates such a physique and the diligence required to maintain it. 

Per the pic shared by the provider, I think that it is reasonable to assume that he would not be offended by a poster's observation that his physique reflects excessive consumption of commercially prepared fried chicken and chemically seasoned refined flour products. 
One could also hypothesize that said provider is aware of a niche audience that appreciates such a physique and the diligence required to maintain it. 

Really?  I always thought it was "Nobody does it like Sara Lee"... hahaha

Harryinny said nothing about this providers weight / tone / muscles. Said provider posted pics eating Doritos and a chicken sandwich from Popeyes, clearly junk food.

But Sara Lee doesn’t like me… (it’s the gluten thing, ugh)

Well… not in politics or religion apparently~ 

Your idea of charitable/religious absolution thru confessionals is tantalizing~ We really need to update our laws at local and federal levels… legalize prostitution, tax the providers and provide them paychecks. Standardize the rate schedules, provide sti screening and incentives~ Maybe unionize both male and female providers~ 

My! What big superlatives you have!
 

It certainly was less confusing when all the business dealings were conducted through a car window in an alley (or in my case, through a carriage door via the footman outside of Belle Watling’s place)

I have little experience with hiring otters, and I have little to say about when an escort's confidence becomes cockiness. But I do know that
I have confidence in Sunshine
I have confidence in rain
I have confidence that spring will come again
Besides which you see, I have confidence in me!

I have little experience with hiring otters, and I have little to say about when an escort's confidence becomes cockiness. But I do know that
I have confidence in Sunshine
I have confidence in rain
I have confidence that spring will come again
Besides which you see, I have confidence in me!

I have little experience with hiring otters, and I have little to say about when an escort's confidence becomes cockiness. But I do know that
I have confidence in Sunshine
I have confidence in rain
I have confidence that spring will come again
Besides which you see, I have confidence in me!

Didn't you mean A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Fourway?

Its gone from Looking for Mr. Goodbar to 
Walk on the Wild Side to
The Roman Spring of Mrs Stone to
Frances 

"It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World."

I Can Do Bad All by Myself
 

Netflix is smart to include this show.  Bachelorette has a big fan base.
Me, I have a pet pieve how after all the damage they've wrought, so many of these closet kweens want to sound their trumpet and lead a big gay parade.
At school, my house included the biggest, anti-gay homophobe on campus.
Years later he finally convinced a woman to marry.  But ultimately, he came blazing out of the closet.  
Funny, he has lost track of his homophobic history, how hurtful he was, and now wants to be buddies.
Somehow he is still married.  I don't ask. 
On Facebook he is is a huge out-and-proud advocate of all things LGBTQ+.   
To me he is as phony as ever.

Who’s Colton Underwood?

He likes to f*ck