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In many of our careers, we’re all getting “pimped”, and “screwed”. So in some way, we are all sex workers.
 
At the end of the day, the world’s biggest pimp, wears a flashy red, white and blue satin suit, a top hat, has a long beard, and a cane.
He roams the streets, day and night, collecting all his money from his hoes.
 
His name is UNCLE SAM.

After nearly 3 weeks of lockdown, San Francisco is starting to have a bit of a Mad Max feel. The traffic is weird-people speeding on the city streets and running stop signs and red lights.

Depends on location too. UK - Sleepyboy, Europe in general - Hunqz. US generally RM still.

The conventional wisdom around here is that RM is the best of a sorry lot. You may try friendboy.pro and mintboys, but tread carefully.
 
This forum and daddysreviews are, far and away, the best resources.

This is a very interesting conversation, one reason I appreciate this site. The “will they or wont they” is part of the game. My only issue now with all this (aside from out and out false advertising) is that the game can be expensive and frankly hurtful to some people who don’t get what they thought (hoped?). I see this forum as providing probably one of best guardrails out there for making an assessment on one’s own personal tolerance for risk before hiring.

At first glance I thought he was using another person's pictures; a body builder/fitness consultant on social media named Jeff Nippard. But then Jeff doesn't have all those tattoos.
 
Anyhow I just messaged him to find out about his rates and relevant info. I will decide if I wanna proceed later.

I saw him once. Doesn’t look like his pics much. Nice guy, but anemic massage. Plenty of better options in SF.

So it's a toss up between two. I arrived on time and got on the table despite this ginormous dog watching me undress. The guy told the dog to lay down. The dog did and the massage began. About half way in the guy said he had just eaten a burger and it didn't set well. All kinds noises started erupting from his bowels and he ran up stairs for a major blow out in the bathroom. I got up to get dressed and the dog was standing there in a show down just daring me to get off table. I slowly reached for my clothes, gradually and slowly got dressed to the chorus of a farting masseur. Then he came down and was very apologetic...you know the drill. And that was that. I made it out with my all my body parts. No relaxation at all.
 
The second was involved a masseur who wouldn't take no for an answer. The guy tried to up sell me in the middle of the massage. The rate was outrageous. I said no. He kept pressing. I said no...again. Then he went for my wallet to get the money and I had to get up off the table to stop that little altercation. It was awful. Again, no relaxation here.
 
Live and learn...

Ok this one goes back awhile. Back to the years of finding masseurs in the ad section of Frontiers Magazine. Before the advice of forum members. There was a guy whose body was amazing kind of like the guy from Tarzan movie with Bo Derek ... Miles Okeef I think. ( 20 somethings start googling). Any way I arrived at a dingy little apartment. He seemed pretty out of it. He in told me to go ahead and lie face down on the bed which was unmade and sheets were obviously not fresh. ( OK let me say it is amazing what you will let slide when some one is extremely good looking. ) He then lay on top of me and kind of kneaded my shoulder with one hand occasionally mumbling incoherently. On a side note his hair was shoulder length but more little lord Fontleroy then Sexy romance novel and obviously had not been washed in a very long time. I digress,the strange Kneading continues until it becomes obvious he has dozed off. Yes full dead weight on top of me asleep. So he come to as I writhe about a bit. continuing to mumble and pinch. At this point I initiate the turn over and just want it all to end. So I am a bit fuzzy on this but there was some sort of HE, more Hurried than Happy. The kicker, as I am getting dressed he decides it is time for him to prep dinner. This is a one room with kitchenette so I get to watch as he waves a huge knife around and tries to make small talk. Now had it been a paring knife to cut his potato no biggie but this was a fight crocodiles in a swamp knife so I was wondering if was ever going to be seen again. I go into compliment mode, going on and on of what a great time it was as I dressed and edged toward the door. I made my escape to home and a very long shower.

Okay, so I get why you're frustrated, but dude, it's not flaking to be unavailable or to change travel plans UNLESS you had an appointment booked already.

I prefer passenger pigeon.
 
They have gone extinct, so text is second-best. For those who dislike texting, a phone call is fine. I find that clients who follow good text/phone etiquette (polite, succinct, clear, direct) are most likely to actually book.
 
Bad texters (demanding, long-winded, those who want me to recite my ad again through texts, pic collectors) rarely follow-through with booking, phone call follow-through is also spotty, I wonder if my voice is too intimidating or if its because the clients who call me are typically the most paranoid, an observation based on voice tone. I can usually tell within minutes of texting or talking whether we'll actually meet or not.

pictures belong to a Greek fashion designer who was "back home" six hours ago.....
 
the text of the one-star RM review says, "Not his pix, he is emelianog (sic?), fake pix there too" and that reviewer appears to be very real...
 
and it's been reported to RM...

I hired him recently and while his 9 inches is very impressive, that's about where it begins and ends with him.

If u set filter to SF and new ad, you will see all six similiar style IG pic style ads light up green all together as of 1:45am PST. By the way, I just woke up from 9pm sleep..
 
Hopefully this means something...lol

Me too, I'm also allergic to drama and attitude.

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/36475/

Ended up seeing him. Agree with above poster. Top notch experience. Would recommend and repeat.

Interesting. His porn films are everywhere and he has always been the power bottom in all of them. Some are very hot. I would also be very tempted but based on these comments it's a hard pass now. Goes to show you the utility of this forum and our collective experience....

I can tell you from experience with porn actors as escorts... their porn persona, in terms of what they do on screen, doesn't always coincide with their escorting. It could be for multiple reasons that it's different, but it happens.
 
One of the guys I see was a top about 90% of the time in his porn. He was an aggressive one at that. However, in personal meetings, he bottoms like a champ and wants to bottom for me most of the time. We do occasionally flip, but with me anyway, he wants a good dickin' first. LOL!!
 
I won't dissuade anyone from meeting or attempting to meet Jessie. Mainly because I haven't met him. He was polite in his responses. He may change his mind about things (besides kissing) on the regular, but it doesn't mean you won't catch him on a day where your interests synch.

I met Cuca and had him over to my home. He was a very nice and pleasant gentleman. He was very warm and cordial and we had great conversation during our time together. He was incredibly professional, had a great sense of humor, and looked just like his pics. The only surprise, was that his dick was alarmingly bigger than in his pics. There were no problems or issues during his visit. Wonderful kisser and a great cuddler. Needless to say, my jewelry, diamond rings, and gold krugerrands sitting out on my kitchen counter and nightstand we’re all still there after he left. . I do hope to see him again next time he’s in town.

I met Cuca and had him over to my home. He was a very nice and pleasant gentleman. He was very warm and cordial and we had great conversation during our time together. He was incredibly professional, had a great sense of humor, and looked just like his pics. The only surprise, was that his dick was alarmingly bigger than in his pics. There were no problems or issues during his visit. Wonderful kisser and a great cuddler. Needless to say, my jewelry, diamond rings, and gold krugerrands sitting out on my kitchen counter and nightstand we’re all still there after he left. . I do hope to see him again next time he’s in town.

I'll admit upfront that my reading of the "review" is shallow and tainted by how poorly it is written. It also strikes me as odd that the reviewer would have a diamond ring lying around when meeting an escort he doesn't know for the first time.
 
Who knows where the truth lies. This is all anonymous assertion. If you're risk averse, steer clear. If you want to take a chance, set things up in a way to limit your exposure.

I haven't met him but I did contact him twice (years apart). Once on rentboy where I asked details of what he was "in to" and the other a few months ago through Rentmen. He does not kiss. Which is why I decided not to meet him the 1st time I contacted him. However, I think he's incredibly sexy. So I figured what the hell. I want him so much, I can forego kissing. I tried again.
 
The 2nd time I inquired, he said he was a strict top and that we were not a good fit. Which I found odd. At the time there was no mention in his ad copy about his preferred position. The position category was set to versatile. I had been window shopping his ad before I decided to contact him again. I asked if he would bottom. I asked this because he kept changing his position in his ad copy. One minute he was a top, the next versatile, but his position category stayed the same, versatile.
 
Even now his ad copy seems like he's more into being worshipped and bdsm. I guess maybe I'm too vanilla for him. LOL! Since he can't seem to decide what he wants to be, position-wise, maybe it's best we didn't meet.

This is not the definition of BFE. This is, however, the definition of bullshit.
 
I'm really sorry you dealt with this.

3) Yes
 
Porn stars tend use dildoes/butt plugs to open themself up before working with large endowments. You can't go from "Very Normal" to the "Thickest you ever saw" in one swoop. This is a case where baby steps are warranted.