Jameslamassage

You have to pay $10 a month to subscribe to rent masseur and post reviews... he must be really good because a lot of his reviews are posted very quickly. But it looks like most of his reviews are from the Philippines.
 
He's obviously got a great look but scanning through the reviews I don't see anybody referencing specific massage techniques he uses... I only have 7 reviews on rent masseur but they're more descriptive and honest of the technique I use....not generalized statements about being the best and most amazing etc as is so common on Masseur page reviews.
 
I'm sure someone here will book with Lukas soon and have a more descriptive experience! He's probably great at hilot technique which is from the Philippines

I can say from experience, when you become erect as a masseur it gets a lot more difficult to focus on the technical aspects of massage... LMAO. You're still cracking me up @fratphysicals , on one hand you happily say that Matt gets hard but then complain that the massage is not skilled & technical enough for you... you are 100% the worst client for any masseur in Los Angeles to ever have... Because you probably don't say much during the massage and otherwise don't stand out much but have crazy harsh criticism that you post online later. I definitely wish there was a way for masseurs like me and others to keep clients like you away. Too many nice, wonderful guys to provide for, that don't have vitriol of the mind like you seem to. You probably think you post impartial reviews, but I see serious cracks in your character dude. If you want a technical massage, find someone that offers a 2-hour session and request at least 90 minutes... And have the masseur stay clothed during the majority of the massage. When both dudes are naked throughout the session, it can be distracting and Technical work becomes less focused. LOL keep up the great work dude, you are unintentionally hilarious for sure. I will continue laughing at your expense, as you search endlessly for the perfect massage... obviously Matt only offers a 60-minute session, so how can you expect very much technical work in that time? Your complaints are awful and I feel bad for the next masseur that has to touch your body... completely unaware that you will likely say something harsh about him later online when he likely tried his best.

Really, I fooled you? I don't think so dude. If you scheduled time with me, you not only got your full allotted time but I am certain you also got myofascial release. It's too bad you're never going to try me again, not for my sake but for yours. The work I do on hip flexors legs and feet these days is unmatched. My Instagram is full of awesome pictures of feet..before/after results pics. Any Discerning massage client that sees those pictures and understands the beauty of real Bodywork will schedule with me in the future based on the results I consistently get these days. Couldn't care less that you won't be repeat client, but I do appreciate your input.

It is true that discrimination comes in many forms. There have been interesting discussions on this forum regarding whether massage clients prefer their therapist to be gay or straight.
 
One guy in particular, a while back scheduled an appointment with me. But when he realized that I might be straight (I consider myself pansexual as I am intellectually and emotionally more attracted to men but physically attracted to women) he specifically stated that he wanted to cancel because he only wants a masseur that is gay to work on him. Which is totally fine by me, I never get upset if someone wants to cancel or reschedule. I work enough and am financially stable enough to the point where I really don't mind. But the experience did strike me as very interesting.... nobody likes to be discriminated against

If you're going to a Thai place, just make sure they don't press directly on your spine or on any sensitive parts of the ribs. Also, don't let them work on your neck. I've heard horror stories from clients... anytime I go to a Thai place, I just get the foot massage as that is a safe bet.
 
I'm always mindful of the false economy, paying less for a service (thai place) that ultimately leads to more expense or hardship (suffering a contusion or rib crack from a reckless masseur). And that's why I never get an actual massage at a Thai Place, simply not worth it. I take my body and health a little more seriously than that. Good luck on your quest though!

I’m sorry but many of the commenters are being flat out hipocrites.
 
The truth is that EVERYONE has prejudices and that includes you all... the same archetypes that you claim he discriminates against (old, fat, hairy, Asian, etc.), are the same ones you are discriminating against.... because none of you are seeking out older, fatter, or Asian masseurs. All men are superficial and prejudicial, and it’s not fair, but sometimes you will be on the receiving end of such prejudices and sometimes you’ll be the one discriminating.
 
My very first masseur didn’t particularly like massaging black men (and he was black LOL), and I wished he would have stated that initially so I wouldn’t have wasted my money on such a bad massage... so at least give this guy credit for being honest.
 
If he’s a jerk, then everyone’s a jerk, because you all picked a classically good looking in-shape, white guy... and is shaming him for preferring what’s in his own likeness... another classically good looking, in-shape white guy....
 
Now go and find a MT, that’s a good fit for you and have fun.... because no amount of money in the world can force someone to be “into” you...

Admin Note: We have received multiple reports on the personal attacks taking place in this thread. As you know, personal attacks are a rules violation. Try to tone it down so the administrators won’t have to take any action.
 
Thanks,
Cooper

It’s fascinating to watch you destroy your business in real time.

Either way, there’s something so hot about a dude who’s so comfortable in his skin and is eager to please other people.

I’m going to LA and tried to schedule. He didn’t respond to my texts initially. Then said he was busy. I gave him multiple dates and times. He ignored me thereafter. Quickly lost interest in pursuing this. Don’t get the vibe he enjoys doing this.

Back to Matt, I would see him again.

Agreed. Really nice kid overall.

I agree. One can reign in their comments and still get their point across. There have been hateful comments about masseurs, and usually the poster is called out on that.

Smart move. I tried James a couple of months ago. The bizarre and constant bragging was simply not backed up by any real massage skill. Nothing about the experience was remotely appealing. Needless to say, my first session was also my last session and I have no intention of ever returning. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice - nope, not gonna happen.

All of this input from James has definitely made me decide to never try him despite some of the good reviews that had me on the verge.

Done...bank says $$ will be credited back to my account in the next 12 hours. Since M4M is not answering any phone calls or emails there's no way they'll go through the paperwork to dispute my claim that they charged my card on June 21 while shutting down my profile and having no intentions of providing their service or fixing their site. And even if they did, it would be an exercise in futility for them as the bank would still side with me. Understanding the strength of the original Visa and MasterCard agreements, especially in the world of online business, is crucial when talking to the bank rep - but ultimately if you articulate the problem well enough they'll understand and it's pretty easy from there.

Yes, he's a stranger character this @Jameslamassage
Is not normal the way he reacts to either positive, or negative situations.

It appears that Jameslamassage is following (stalking?) fratphysicals - in the space of a few minutes he has attempted to insult and intimidate fratphysicals in 3 different threads. Does not seem like a "LOL" situation to me. He does seem to be driving himself over a professional cliff.

Yes, attempted is the key word here...haha. That said, I’ve quickly realized he’s not a stable person so in fairness to him, a response isn’t warranted.

I guess this line of work isn't for everyone. And the masseurs who treat everyone the same really stand apart from the pack.

Yeah, not super tall. He's lean and FIT though.

Matt's great!

As I’ve stated before Jimmy, this forum is not for you to advertise your service, which three posters here have commented is not recommended. Accept that and move on.
 
I don’t owe you any apology and congrats for helping a blind man cross train tracks - not sure what that has anything to do with your less than average feedback from previous clients. Good for you for having a life that allows you to get laid and not count calories - once again that has absolutely nothing to do with your services.
 
Masseurs who offer quality services have repeat clients and do not have to continuously try to defend their negative reviews. Your boasting about your life-changing services shows how desperate you are for more people to try you out. A little less focus on this forum and a little more on your services and clients could go a long way.

Masseurfinder Massage by Mark or Rentmasseur Great Hands LA.
He is located in North Hollywood.
You won't be disappointed.

I think you (in the plural) should add Mark in NoHo to your list of must experience.
I've seen him multiple times, all with excellent results.
Masseurfinder - Massage by Mark.