spider

Yeah - there used to be (or still are) similar sites for masseurs. They seem to scrape other sites and then wrap a whole bunch of ads around it. As you say, most of them were filled with outdated information. From time to time I'd find someone from the past that I remembered - when I tried to contact them it was clear that they weren't around any more.
 

Yeah - there used to be (or still are) similar sites for masseurs. They seem to scrape other sites and then wrap a whole bunch of ads around it. As you say, most of them were filled with outdated information. From time to time I'd find someone from the past that I remembered - when I tried to contact them it was clear that they weren't around any more.
 

A few times for me.  I lived in apartment on the second floor of a building that faced the street. Directly across the street was a similar building with bit windows facing the street. The couple made a habit of walking around naked, but I never caught anything more exciting than that.
In Iceland, there was a straight couple across the street who routinely did the dirty right in front of their window. I can confirm that Icelanders are hung!
At a conference hotel right across from the one I was in, again a straight couple was funking like wild horses with the woman pressed against the window - you couldn't not watch.
People do get caught. I have a friend who could often see a nude woman walking around her apartment cleaning. One time the curtains were tightly closed and he reported that the gossip was the cops had come to give her a warning.
But mostly, no, if I look out windows, all I mostly see is other people sitting in the living room watching TV.
 

I always hated it, but I resonate with the Vietnamese cuisine comment. That was my gateway into the world of cilantro for some reason. Hated it. Now I love it after enjoying it in Vietnamese good. 

Not the gym but I spotted quite the pair while out on a walk yesterday. Bright yellow so you couldn’t miss them. The shorts covered maybe 1/2 inch of leg. Cut so as to create a huge bulge in the front, and on the rear they cut just under a world class bubble butt making the glutes move up and down as he strutted. I’d call them “barely legal.”  

The regular sketchy Saturday delivery service here.

You can always ask. I once hired someone for a 2-3 hour session (don't recall which). I was in a "spider needs some hugging" mood, and in the middle we spooned for about half and hour - it was great! He was behind me and I first felt him holding me closer and then I felt a certain hard object in my crack - i wiggled around to let the stars align and we were off to the races. Best session ever.

There's a bracelet? I got lost at the sexy smile and his eyes.

I managed to commute from the bed to my zoom meetings each day - never once throwing in the towel for a day. That's about it.

But it’s really bad form to change lines once you’ve chosen one. Possibly causing a Costco version of road rage.

But it’s really bad form to change lines once you’ve chosen one. Possibly causing a Costco version of road rage.

One thing that seems to bring it on for me is wearing the same shoes too often. Rotating shoes really helps me. I find orthotics worthless - sort of like 20th century quackery. Just stretching the "toes to the nose" while watching TV or whatever really helps me, but it isn't an instant fix.

Premium at my Costco in Chicago was $3.69 this noon. Lines were crushingly long, but the pumps were really slow - so a combination of more customers and general slowness. Many of the people pumping gas had seemingly had a brain fart and acted like they'd never pumped gas before in their lives.

Premium at my Costco in Chicago was $3.69 this noon. Lines were crushingly long, but the pumps were really slow - so a combination of more customers and general slowness. Many of the people pumping gas had seemingly had a brain fart and acted like they'd never pumped gas before in their lives.

I managed to commute from the bed to my zoom meetings each day - never once throwing in the towel for a day. That's about it.

My employer is paying for the equipment and network. They get to say what it can be used for. Period.

My employer is paying for the equipment and network. They get to say what it can be used for. Period.

My employer is paying for the equipment and network. They get to say what it can be used for. Period.

My employer is paying for the equipment and network. They get to say what it can be used for. Period.

My goal is to be found dead with a glass of Scotch by my side.

My goal is to be found dead with a glass of Scotch by my side.

This is very specific. In my college days pizza at 2am was a treat with no side effects. Today, I’d be laid low for days.
 
To popcorn. Jiffy pop is just the 40 year out precursor to microwave. Just as bad for you and no better.

And the second clue would be when the masseur helps you undo your pants!

And the second clue would be when the masseur helps you undo your pants!

Nope. My dad died when I was 11, so nothing from him. We had the talk at school one day and when I got home my mom said “any questions?” I said “nope” and that was the end of that. She looked relieved, as was I.