nycman

You’ve obviously never met my plumber.

CBD is vegetable oil. Nothing more. Nothing less. Does it make getting fucked more enjoyable? Sure, but so does Wesson Oil. Will it get you "high" or even "mello"?…no more so than Wesson Oil does. It’s the snake oil of our generation. Rub it on whatever pole or hole you wish. It will neither help nor harm. PS Wesson Oil is much cheaper. https://www.wessonoil.com

How dare you not address me as my preferred pronoun "luluwhammydingdong". It’s my god given right to make shit up and demand that you use it. (and yes, I had to cut and paste "luluwhammydingdong" from my earlier post because I couldn’t remember what the fuck I had just made up…..what’s your point?) Ok….that just made me hard…..and taught me a new word. Fair warning, if you say shit like that with an Aussie accent, we’re gonna be fucking all night.

I wanna party with THIS guy!

Wow, I never knew this online service existed. It looks pretty impressive and useful, especially if you live somewhere where there may not be a lot of “supportive” medical providers. https://heymistr.com

Did the IRS just show up on this site?

Making up things is fun….. I’m gonna use “luluwhammydingdong"….as my preferred pronoun….it’s pronounced "he". God help the person who doesn’t write it down correctly!

Maybe he likes butterflies…..and has problems with visual scale. Who are we to judge? Who am I kidding? It’s fun to be a judgmental cunt……but in truth…..I’d fuck him.

And you joined 1 hour ago….just to tell us this?

What’s a browser? Is that like a bronzer for your eyebrows?…..in that case…..my browser is Chanel.

I’m not a lawyer, and I don’t think it gives them 100% freedom but it comes damn close. Which means….the document will favor them completely. Funny burn, but also sound advice. Anyone who signs a document drawn up by another party’s lawyers, without having their own lawyers review it, is a moron. That’s just good sound business advice. At the same time, I’ve learned that trying to control the world from beyond the grave is a pointless exercise. Tell them what you want done with your money but give with an open hand. If you don’t trust them, all the lawyers and contracts in the world aren’t going to make them an honest person / institution. In that case, find a more trustworthy home for your donation.

That works! My OCD thanks you.

12 years later….. Hmmmm….I think I see your "problem".

It’s the only thing I miss about New Orleans…. Early Sunday morning chicory coffee and beignets at Cafe du Monde while all my buddies are still sleeping. Thankfully, you can recreate close approximations at home: https://shop.cafedumonde.com Otherwise, it’s just a dangerous dirty city in a swamp.

Ok, so I’m a little OCD about the "visual" appeal of my posts. I like to determine where my "returns" are and the spacing between lines and paragraphs. The software seems to try do the spacing between lines and paragraphs for me. Sometimes it’s like this and there’s no space. Sometimes it’s like this and there’s a space. I can play with it and eventually "trick it" into doing the spacing I want, but there must be a logic that I just don’t understand. ‘While we’re on the topic, when I start a new line it often places a ‘ before the first word for no reason like it did on this line. I usually post from an iPad if that makes a difference. Sorry for my technical ignorance.

Others must disagree. He seems to feature then quite prominently in his ad. I’m not the best to judge. Feet aren’t really my thing either way.

Honestly, after getting vaccinated, that was my biggest fear while traveling during the pandemic. A "positive" swab can strand you "on vacation", potentially in a very expensive location. In addition, you’ll be at the mercy of making last minute flight plans which can be astoundingly expensive. If you’re going to travel during the pandemic, I suggest you throw logic out the window. Most countries, including our own, are following emotion and politics more than they are logic and science. It’s the nature of the beast. Fighting it will only make matters worse. I was once swabbed twice less than 6 hours apart because the person in charge of checking in passengers on an international flight either couldn’t tell time, do math, or both. It was hard to tell which. In the end it was, "look you’re either getting swabbed again or you’re missing your flight. Your choice. Period" Math, logic, and science be dammed!

Sure you are…..Bottom Whatever…..Bottom Sure you did….Bottom Oh Christ, now he’s sticking vinegar up his ass….I take it back….stick to topping….you big ol’ Bottom.

I wish him the best. My interactions with him were always very pleasant. If memory serves me correctly, he explored escorting for a short time but wasn’t really cut out for it.

I’m guessing….. https://www.ricsenapresents.com Either that or Cirque du Soleil is reviving one of their most underrated and now rarely performed shows….

Six years later…you suddenly got curious about exposing age shavers?

I don’t recommend it, but if you must Cole Han has some that are less horrible than most. https://www.colehaan.com/mens-shoes-dress

I hate nail polish on boys too. Just tell him to tuck them under the pillow while you fuck him face down. Trust me, Stephen’s a champ, and he’s worth it…and I hate nail polish on boys….and he’s still worth it. …..grin.

Isn’t that more of a "gentle side step"?