nycman

"Can't park there, mate."

Wow. A sexually mature gay man…..I never thought I’d see one in real life!

Seriously! I want a huge high gothic mausoleum! Failing that….scatter my ashes at my favorite places. Given the fact that I doubt my nephews even know what “Gothic’ is…. I’m betting on the latter. Put me somewhere that’s "easy to mow over"??? Are you fucking kidding me???? Don’t fucking bother….asswipes.

In my experience, the guys at Hush are super professional. I wouldn’t go there expecting a HE. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen, but the odds of it happening are very low. Especially on your first visit. YMMV.

Work is work. Somedays at work are easy. Somedays at work are hard. It’s still work.

The divided ashes (or for that matter body parts) is something I had though, of but it seemed nitpicky. But in the interest of academic masterbation (don’t worry I admit I stroked first), you can have two tombstones if you divide the remains. For your other two examples, I think you missed the linguistic point I was trying to make. If you remains aren’t there….it’s not your "tomb", therefore it’s not a tombstone, it’s a cenotaph. A cenotaph (literally "empty tomb") is a marker for someone buried somewhere else. Yes, of course you can put your name on someone else’s tombstone (with their body buried there but not yours) and technically have your name on two tombstones, but it’s not your tombstone and I would still count that as a cenotaph. This is getting too far into mental masterbation even for a dork like me. Call it want ever the fuck you want, I’m dead.

That’s a funny thing to put on your tombstone…..grin Minor points of order….. The title of the thread is incorrect. One cannot write something "on your epitaph". An epitaph is what one writes on a tombstone or cenotaph. Which brings us to….. You can only have one tombstone, but you may have as many cenotaphs as you wish. Class dismissed.

Yes, the old space needed updating…but it didn’t need to be turned into a Goth Funeral Parlor. If I were a bride who had pre-booked…I’d be pissed too. Then again, if you’re getting married in New Jersey, you kind of asked for it.

The Law of Unintended Consequences strikes again! The less lawmakers fuck with private industry the better. Unfortunately, I’m betting on this leading to more fucking, not less. Such is the world we live in.

They’ve shown this piece before….I think it was during an Avedon or maybe Warhol show. It’s incredibly impressive and literally "larger than life". ‘Little Joe" Dallesandro alone makes it worth the price of admission.

So, he taught a dog to fetch…… Ok.

It’s not my thing, but I can get passed it. I struggle more with long hair and feminine bodies. de gustibus non est disputandum

Drink more water.

I’m afraid you may be sadly disappointed on both accounts……grin

Damn, suddenly I need to go back and read all those threads about flights to Australia!

Since most of the sarcophagi in Philly are at Penn…… can one deduce that you were fucking an Ivy elite? Just a guess…..grin

No doubt. It’s really hard to bareback yourself…..Ryan.

There doesn’t seem to be a host hotel. Just several events at a bathhouse. Am I missing something?

Not by much. I was there right before the pandemic. There are about 300 gay bars in Tokyo. (realize that most Tokyo bars accommodate about 12-15 people max.) Of those about 8 welcome foreigners. That number goes up to about 15 if you’re with a Japanese person. “No non-Japanese" is a sign you will see not infrequently. It is a VERY closed society and the gay community even more so. I had fun, and the bars that welcome you REALLY welcome you, but the overt racism takes some getting used to. And it’s even worse in Osaka than it is in Tokyo.

I would literally shit myself.

Hiring escorts….80% fun. 5% astounding. 15% flakes. Hooking up….10% fun. 1% astounding. 89% flakes. If you enjoy chasing guys around a bar all night or endless texting that goes nowhere….then hook ups are for you. Otherwise, if you can afford it, order in and get what you want.

Thank you for naming him. I had my eye on Connor. Now you’ve saved me the headaches you suffered.

It’s a tuff call. While I enjoy being very dominant and aggressive, it’s a scene that can easily go astray. In general, I’m pretty vanilla on the first appointment. If I feel the chemistry is right, I might be a little more aggressive on the 2nd or 3rd date. Even then, I make sure I understand his boundaries and make sure he’s got a safe word to use. If he’s panting, covered in sweat, exhausted, laying on my chest and begging for more after the 3rd engagement….then yeah, we’re good to go. If not, it’s probably best to move on.

Hate to be “that guy"….but…. https://hoaxeye.com/2019/05/13/toblerone-train/

One of the very few times where I prefer the smooth ass pics to the hairy ass pics. Interesting….