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Good boy Heroic police dog rescues missing woman, 85, clinging to tree in Colorado ravine He deserves a round of a-paws.

Sam Ash to close all 42 stores as beloved music chain goes out of business

Lithium-ion batteries explode at Forest Hills bike shop while Hazmat team was removing them

Satisfying finale for BHA. I'll comment here when I've watched the EVIL finale.

Ruffling their feathers At least 15 crates of live chickens mysteriously left across the road in NYC after falling off the back of delivery truck that drove away At least 15 crates of live chickens were found in the streets of Brooklyn early Monday morning after falling off a poultry truck. well, don't leave us in suspense... did they get to the other side?

Traffic totaled after tipsy beer truck flips on suburban highway so what do you charge the truck with? BDWI? (being driven while intoxicated)

Melissa Joan Hart reveals son Mason is dating a girl named Sabrina “The other day at prom, I was trying to get her attention and calling out, ‘Sabrina!’ People must have thought I was insane,” the “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” star explained.

Develop serious health problems. You'll stop giving a damn how you look in no time. And in the unlikely event that you feel like going to a bar, you won't have the energy.

Dear Abby: I am sad that I haven’t found a long-lasting husband. GOOD GOD, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING THEM, WOMAN? I’m divorced, and my previous relationships and marriage look like intentional hits. GOOD GOD, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING THEM, WOMAN? I’m not sure what brought this on. GOOD GOD, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING THEM, WOMAN? I’m in my 40s and I still would like a man in my life. GOOD GOD, TAKE A COOKING CLASS, WOMAN! The men I’ve met all seem to enjoy having their homes to themselves. GOOD GOD, THEY JUST WANT YOU TO STAY OUT OF THEIR KITCHENS, WOMAN! It’s kind of frightening. GOOD GOD, FOR THEM, TOO, WOMAN! Some female friends have told me that the good ones are already taken GOOD GOD, TO KEEP THEM FOR THEMSELVES, WOMAN!, so I’m waiting for a divorce to happen. IDIOT! Should I try online dating? GOOD GOD, TAKE A COOKING CLASS, WOMAN! Do you think I should reach out to another state for someone? GOOD GOD, THAT WOULD BE CROSSING STATE LINES TO COMMIT A FELONY, WOMAN! — Impatient in Pennsylvania Dear Impatient: Stop waiting for a divorce to “happen” — those men have been burned and aren’t likely to be candidates for marriage in the near future. Because an increasing number of matches are made via online dating sites, write a profile and post it on a couple that cater to mature adults, preferably who live relatively close by. If you meet someone, take things slowly and you may have better luck. I CAN’T THINK OF A SINGLE THING TO SAY ABOUT YOUR QUERY.

So... you're saying... wait for it... Now THAT'S a headline you DO see everyday! 😇😁😊😁😇

TSA shockingly finds bag of snakes hidden inside passenger’s pants at Miami International Airport they've never heard of trouser snakes in Miami?!?!? Longest snake species in the US released in Fla. preserve: ‘Vital role in the circle of life’ On April 30, 41 eastern indigo snakes, the longest snake species in the United States, were returned to nature at the 8th annual Eastern indigo snake release. what is it with Florida & snakes tonight?

California mocked over $11 billion high-speed rail bridge to nowhere that took 9 years to build $100 billion high speed rail boondoggle reportedly in danger of being scrapped.

Wisconsin elementary school teacher, 24, busted for 'making out' with 5th-grader -- three months before wedding A 5th grader can get married in Wisconsin?

I've been off Ozempic for 6 months and seem to be holding between having gained back 3-4 pounds, depending on how long after I poop I weigh myself. But then again, I never got super skinny and was already back to eating like a normal person before I stopped it. (out of boredom and/or a desire for a nosh, rather than out of hunger.)

well, knock me down with a bulldozer!

Made 2 quarts of chicken broth with bouillon cubes, a can of carrots, some parsley flakes, and some dehydrated, minced onion… Simmered for an hour… During which time I made some medium width Manischewitz egg noodles, and a packet of Manischewitz matzoh ball mix. Perhaps to earn some money, I can give lessons on cooking from scratch.