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or an interested one

I went to college in Syracuse. A foot of snow could fall overnight and there would be less kerfuffle than when 2 inches fell in NYC.

You're a jockstrap?!?!?

Not sure if Jockey makes athletic supporters.

I must disagree with you, @WilliamM. Masturbation is more of a hobby than a sport.

Heterosexual perverts! (or is that term repetitive?) No wonder they're called breeders.

Jim Palmer alleges hair stylist befriended family, then defrauded them of nearly $1M

Brooklyn Pizzeria Owner Spent $60K to Pick Up Street Trash that is an awful lot to pay for a hustler

Will there be a legal fund set up to handle pregnancies? (I got a million of 'em...)

Ghislaine Maxwell could use a job. (too soon?)

Don't most corporations have a CTO - Chief Trafficking Officer?

sar·casm /ˈsärˌkazəm/ noun the use of irony to mock

My best friend demands I wear a bra to her wedding — I have small boobs, I won't do it that's why I stopped going to weddings. (sigh!)

"Feud: Capote vs The Swines" might elicit squeals of delight.

Not if their pets are a matabele ant farm

(Doing my best Sally Field impression) They like me! They really like me! According to the nutritional label, the apple pie has zero calories and zero sugars per slice. I have never been so stoked in my life! DAMN! I knew I should have ordered two!

I remember when Dolly Parton lost her weight years ago she credited eating 6 small meals a day. I tried a variation of that for years, but eating 6 large meals a day never seemed to get me to my goal.

Delayed depature Airport employee leaps over counter, fights managers and swings chair after she's fired: 'Give me my stuff!' this is outrageous... not knowing how to spell departure!

More than 45 NYC office buildings are slated to become apartments Having an apartment that was once an office building sounds amazing until you have to furnish it.

NBA star won't face charges after investigation into alleged relationship with minor

Not at all. Thanks.

Italian prosecutors have opened a manslaughter case after a woman who was allergic to dairy products died from eating a supposedly vegan tiramisu. Anna Bellisario, 20, suffered anaphylactic shock after eating the dessert in a vegan restaurant she visited with her boyfriend in Milan last January. The dish contained mascarpone, which was labelled as vegan but contained dairy products, prosecutors in Milan said. As soon as she started to feel unwell, Ms Bellisario rushed to the lavatory to try to make herself vomit and also took the cortisone and asthma medication that she carried with her at all times. She was taken to hospital but went into a coma and died 10 days later. Prosecutors said the incident proved fatal because of her acute allergy to dairy products, which she had suffered from since birth. “The quantity of milk protein found in the product in question indicates that there was mascarpone present…notwithstanding the fact that the product was sold as ‘vegan’,” Marcello Viola, a prosecutor, said in a statement. Victim ‘very careful about what she ate’ Ms Bellisario was “always very careful about what she ate and that evening had specified to the restaurant that there must be neither eggs nor milk” in the food she ordered, prosecutors said. Not only did the tiramisu contain milk, but a purportedly vegan sandwich that Ms Bellisario ate contained egg in its mayonnaise. The two owners of the company that produced the tiramisu, Giuseppe Loiero and his mother, Giovanna Anoia, are being investigated for manslaughter. The tiramisu has been withdrawn from sale. The pair are yet to publicly comment on the investigation. Prosecutors said their firm, called Glg, had failed to respect food preparation procedures and that its training of staff was inadequate. One employee had only completed a four-hour course on food hygiene. In a wire-tapped conversation, Ms Anoia was overheard saying: “When you produce a product like that you don’t think about people who have allergies, you’re doing it for vegans, not for those with allergies.” Prosecutors accused her of “underestimating the different types of consumers that the product was being made for”. The firm produced vegan and non-vegan products in the same room at the same time, investigators alleged. Employees allegedly mixed up animal-based products such as mascarpone with “ingredients of vegetable origin”. The restaurant where Ms Bellisario ate, Flower Burger, is not thought to be under investigation. https://www.aol.com/news/manslaughter-charges-woman-allergic-dairy-181714321.html

I'm thrilled. Given the low sale prices, I figured much of my order would be out of stock, but I just got the invoice & it's not so bad... Out of Stock Blue Dragon Spring Roll Wrappers (Rice Paper) 4.7 OZ PKG 0 of 3 0.85 Boar's Head Deli Turkey Breast Premium Lower Sodium (Thin Sliced) 1/2 LB 0 of 1 Goya Instant Mexican Rice Chicken 6 OZ BOX 0 of 1 0.62 Gorton's Popcorn Shrimp 14 OZ BOX 0 of 1 5.00 just the regular sale price- available all the time Dare Grains First Whole Grain & Seeds Crackers 7.3 OZ BOX 3 of 4 3.59 0.90 2.70 so I got 3 of the 4 I ordered Grocery Total Subtotal 297.59 Total Savings (219.12) Sales Tax 0.77 Delivery Fee 9.95 Delivery Discount (5.00) Driver Tip 5.00 Service Fee Tax 0.44 Coupon Sales Tax Adjustments (0.18) Grocery Total Due $89.45