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I am shocked! Shocked I tell you!!! Christina and Josh are getting a divorce. She's just going to cycle through all the men in California until she and Tarek finally get back together.

If it can gain 112 points in an hour and a quarter, the Dow will hit 41,000 today. It got as high as 30 points away before finishing about 45 points short of 41,000.

She was drunk. She checked into rehab.

Just after lunchtime on June 18, Massachusetts’ leaders discovered that the statewide 911 system was down. A scramble to handle the crisis was on. Police texted out administrative numbers that callers could use, Boston Mayor Michelle Wu gave outage updates at a press conference outlining plans for the Celtics’ championship parade, and local officials urged people to summon help by pulling red fire alarm boxes. About 7 million people went roughly two hours with no 911 service. Such crashes have become more of a feature than a bug in the nation’s fragmented emergency response system. Outages have hit at least eight states this year. They’re emblematic of problems plaguing emergency communications due in part to wide disparities in the systems’ age and capabilities, and in funding of 911 systems across the country. While some states, cities, and counties have already modernized their systems or have made plans to upgrade, many others are lagging... The nation's 911 system is on the brink of its own emergency 911 has been changed.wav Here Comes Trouble.wav oh shit.wav urgent messages.wav

this is getting a bit repetitive... https://www.aol.com/news/nashville-illinois-dam-failure-imminent-143806822.html The failure of the dam for the Nashville (Illinois) City Reservoir is “imminent” and the Washington County Emergency Management Agency has asked residents near the dam to evacuate Tuesday morning. “Washington County is experiencing an emergency flood situation,” the agency said on Facebook as storms raked the metro-east. “Stay at home unless evacuations are needed. Do NOT attempt travel. Many roads are underwater with another 2-4 inches of rain possible. Crossing flooded areas may result in permanent injury or death.” A shelter has been established at 680 W. Walnut St. in Nashville. The American Red Cross has been called in to assist, according to the emergency management agency. A dispatcher at the Washington County Sheriff’ told a reporter the department “is getting slammed with 911 calls” and that it has dispatched “numerous search and rescues.” St. Clair County Special Emergency Services have been deployed to Nashville to assist in water rescues and evacuation. 911 has been changed.wav The next button you push....wav self-destruct button.wav

Grey’s to Add a New Gay Male Character ahead of cast member Jake Borelli’s exit as Levi Grey’s Anatomy is adding to its hospital roster a new chaplain, one who is not only a superhero fanboy but openly gay and slated to recur throughout Season 21.

It's an old nursery rhyme.

Cleveland made Travis Bazzana both the first Aussie and the first second baseman taken with the first pick in an MLB draft.

I'VE HEARD EATING THERE CAN DO THE SAME THING:

She was 53 and had battled breast cancer for years.

cocksuckers!

A VISUAL PUN:

The truth about @RadioRob:

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The puny perv (4' 7) was 96.

Perhaps she's not up to public appearances two days in a row.

Rece Hinds of the Reds homered his first time up today. That means that he has started his career 10-20 with a walk, 2 singles, 3 doubles, a triple, and 4 homers (including a grand slam for his first hit). I'm assuming the fans like him so far. Plate appearance 22 was a HBP. Plate appearance 23 was a HR. .524/ .565/ 1.476 The bum struck out his last time up.

Last week, Ohtani became the the third player with a home run, triple, walk, hit by pitch and stolen base in a game. The last player to do it was the Brewers’ Christian Yelich on June 1, 2019, against the Pittsburgh Pirates. The first was Bert Daniels of the New York Highlanders against the Chicago White Sox on July 8, 1910. If he'd been hit by a pitch today, he'd have done it for the 2nd time in a week, although today's walk was intentional.

Or some other kind of annoying freak

Mason Miller has already thrown 286 pitches this season at 100 mph or faster. That’s more pitches at 100-plus, in three months, than Gerrit Cole, Tyler Glasnow, Shohei Ohtani and Spencer Strider have combined in their whole careers (280). And that’s out of nearly 50,000 total pitches for those four.

Perhaps you will when the first one does come out. Thank you, precious!.wav Sam--Is everything all right.wav Get off the computer.wav

The veritable flood of star athletes in male team sports who have come out during their careers? Or after them? j-e-t-s~1.wav Hello, Sam.wav

Christina Hall on why she did twinning video with ex Tarek El Moussa's wife Heather Rae Christina Hall is aware of the running joke that her ex-husband Tarek El Moussa has a type — and has used it in her favor. While promoting the fifth season of her HGTV show "Christina on the Coast," which premiered July 11 and airs new episodes every Thursday, Hall tells TODAY.com about how she, her ex and his wife, Heather Rae El Moussa, caused a recent stir on social media after they collaborated on an Instagram video. In the May 14 clip, Hall and Heather Rae El Moussa wear almost identical outfits, then mix up their own names before the camera pans out to Tarek El Moussa, who says, "Well, I guess it is confusing." Fans flooded the comments with a melting pot of reactions, ranging from calling the stunt "amazing" to "desperate." But two overarching themes in the comments were that the blondes “could be sisters” and that Tarek El Moussa “has a type.” Little did fans know the attention-grabbing video was intentional ahead of announcing Hall, Tarek El Moussa and both their spouses had an upcoming HGTV show called "The Flip Off." "We talked about doing something right before (the announcement) aired, just to kind of shock people," Hall explains exclusively to TODAY.com of the joint Instagram production. "Collaboratively, we're like, 'OK, the thing is, everyone's always saying (Heather and I) look-alike, and (Tarek) has a type.' So we kind of just came up with that together." Heather Rae El Moussa also spoke with TODAY.com in May about the twinning video and how it makes fun of the real-life comparisons the two women get. “People have compared her and me ever since I came into Tarek’s life," Heather Rae El Moussa explained. "And I get it — we have similar hair and a similar look. So we were like, ‘Let’s be twins and wear the exact same thing.'" The former "Selling Sunset" star acknowledges Tarek El Moussa is attracted to blondes, but she tells TODAY.com that she doesn't think them getting together "had anything to do with looking like his ex-wife." Hall tells TODAY.com in her July interview that the look-alike video "worked" as far as garnering attention and that "people were shocked." Hall and Tarek El Moussa married in 2009 and found success as the dynamic duo on HGTV's "Flip or Flop" before divorcing in 2018. The former couple shares two kids, daughter Taylor and son Brayden. Hall also shares son Hudson with ex-husband Ant Anstead and is now married to realtor Josh Hall, while Tarek El Moussa shares son Tristan with his now-wife Heather Rae El Moussa. Over the years, rumors have circulated that Hall, Tarek and Heather Rae El Moussa had a challenging dynamic in light of a very public divorce and having a blended family. Heather Rae El Moussa also admitted on Jill Martin's “The New Rules” podcast in November 2022 that there have been "ups and down" when navigating her relationship with Hall. But both women have said that the well-being of their kids has always come first. "There's just so many stories circulating, or people think, you know, the drama is worse than it is," Hall tells TODAY.com. "The reality is, we're all kind of parenting the kids, and that's our priority." Hall has also been keeping busy with family in her professional life, which will be seen in the new season of HGTV's "Christina on the Coast." She tells TODAY.com about how in one episode, she helps her parents renovate their dated kitchen. "It's something that they've asked me to do for a while, but I never agreed because they've always talked about moving, so I thought it was pointless dumping money into it," Hall explains. "I finally decided to do it because their kitchen cabinets were from like 1970 and they were falling over, so it was time." While Hall said she faced a few "challenges" doing the renovation with her parents, like having different preferences in design, they ultimately "really trusted" her direction. "My mom literally still texts me in the morning, 'Oh I love my new kitchen,'" Hall says. Tarek El Moussa (@therealtarekelmoussa) • Instagram reel WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM 361K likes, 15K comments - therealtarekelmoussa on May 14, 2024: "I guess you’re not the only ones confused…🤔".