cougar

He’d have to pay me $2500.00 to even communicate with him. 

They all suck.
But I'm with @purplekow; I hire a housekeeper who comes every week, so I never use my vacuum.
When I retire and will be home more perhaps, I'll spend a little more and hire a naked houseboy to clean every week.  I'll probably still need to keep my regular housekeeper, to clean the spots the naked houseboy missed while he was bent over

Saw on a T-Shirt once...."You had me at - get lost"

I think we all have our hangups.  I don't mind feminine guys, but the "gay lisp" that is common with feminine gays is something that is a huge turnoff for some reason.  I don't know why, but I just can't get past it.

Gorgeous until I saw the tat on his back 🙄

“Sup” always works for me! 

It's a scam. Avoid it like the plague!
 

Don't do something just for the sake of doing it.  Do it when it's right for you.  It's great you now have the funds to support the activity.  Keep that money aside and while you're at it...  keep saving.  When the time is right, you'll have the funds.  
I could have done something this past weekend, but instead saved the money and will be going to Ft Lauderdale this weekend for a weekend in Wilton Manor hitting up Johnson's, LeBoy, and Boardwalk in addition to the normal activities at the Manor, Georgie's, the Eagle and Hunter's.  

Yeah, it's confusing for me too.  And Good Lord knows I need a fuck for the ages.  Alas, I am just as dry as Joan Rivers' old coochie was.  I mean there are like cobwebs up into my crackhole.  Be careful if you're ever walking or jogging behind me at the park - you never know, a dizzying plethora of little baby bats may fly outta my ass...
My G spot is like Amelia Earhart.  No one's ever found it, and no one's ever gone looking for it ever since...
Today's a Joan Rivers day.  But what days aren't?  Anyway, I digress...
Picture it.  Sicily, 1903... I set sail for the New World... wait, uhhh, wrong story.  Scratch that.
Picture it.  The Divided States of America: 2021, a nation of gay heroes, overly spray tanned villains, Instahoes, Instabros, and Friends of Dorothy - and that, kids, over there is the wholesome little town of West Hollywood, hahahahahaha...
ok, so where am I going w/ this?  i dunno really, but I just want to appreciate each and every one of you for making this forum SO MUCH MORE than a site for Cum Guzzling and Butt Pirate Plunging.... you make coming here a real treat.
Just a round of appreciation for y'all:
You are STRONG.  You are GORGEOUS.  You are FIERCE.  And you can BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE...
Be you, boo.  ❤️
That's all...
 
Oh and this - just cuz:

ya know's what i means, jelly beans?!  eww.. ronald reagan.  lol.

Texas is a cesspool these days. I spent 40 years in Dallas.  I’m so glad I moved out. 

Good to hear that someone is moving out of Texas!

I like USDA prime NY strips and ribeyes. I now do them exclusively in cast iron, five minutes on each side with simple salt and pepper, then let them rest in foil for ten minutes. I always bring the steaks to room temperature before cooking and make sure to dry them completely. There’s rarely any gristle or fat, which gets carmelized. 

Say the word and we’ll share a côte de boeuf.

Whenever possible I order a prime rib eye steak blood rare.  I love the marbling and relish all the fat of prime meat.  I'm 81 today and if all that fat kills me anytime soon -- fuck it -- I've had one hell of a great life. 

Oh yeah! McDonalds has that effect on me...

SPEND THE NIGHT AT THE AIRPORT PRAYING YOU CAN GET A RED-EYE OUT OF THAT AWFUL SUN-DRENCHED HELLHOLE.

Saw on a T-Shirt once...."You had me at - get lost"

Yes, thanks for reminding me of JTBrooklyn, I had forgotten about him and I usually liked his postings. Is he still with us?

The photo on the car rocks!
 

Oh yeah! McDonalds has that effect on me...

I met Ziya! Our meeting was just dinner and drinks afterward. He is real, nice & sexy. I plan to make arrangements with him soon as a full escorting session. He's a nice guy!

I met Ziya! Our meeting was just dinner and drinks afterward. He is real, nice & sexy. I plan to make arrangements with him soon as a full escorting session. He's a nice guy!

I met Ziya! Our meeting was just dinner and drinks afterward. He is real, nice & sexy. I plan to make arrangements with him soon as a full escorting session. He's a nice guy!

He looks like his pics and friendly. Accommodating.