Smurof

Either play contact tag through someone else you know and trust, or suffer.

Or, get a burner phone (do they still sell those?)

There's no steadfast way to stereotype anything, including time wasters. The easy rule of thumb to go by is if a million inquiries are being thrown out there from the get-go from a client, THEY AREN'T GOING TO HIRE YOU. That's why so many providers specifically list "no time wasters" in their ad. Ask for the bare minimum to get your point across for a meet-up, then wear the bare minimum when you meet.

"If it's clean and facing me, I'm diving in" - Smurof

I watched a new episode of Celebrity Family Feud. In the fast money questions at the end of the game, one of them was to name a body part that is not sexy for men to have hair, and one of the contestants guessed butt, and the survey said - 2 out of 50! Back was the not at all surprising runaway winner with the remainder of 48.

I'm having a newer nicer picture of my ass taken next month, as it's long overdue, although I now have some muscles upstairs I'm proud of which weren't there in early 2019 when the photo was taken. I love my "middle aged man trying to get fit" pecs, but my bottom looks better.

It would be nice if there was a way to run a survey on here, butt (spelled wrong on purpose) I'll just ask your opinion. Should the new pic still be a hairy one or have a smooth look? I'll go by a majority rules consensus, and shave or not shave on my 49th birthday in a couple of weeks.

https://guysfrombehind.blogspot.com/2020/05/b-or-in-living-color.html

 

That first picture, with the booty being wobbled. Does anybody know who the wobbler and the wobble-ee are?

Next time, tell him to hold still so I can read the bottom of his back for positive identification. Nothing quite like reading and rimming - the best way to multi-task!

I noticed my comment counter, and am astonished I've typed a couple of books' worth of stuff.

I do miss this forum circa 2018, when it was more active and didn't have so many glass half empty types (guilty!)

I'm hopeful that my advice has been helpful, and appreciate the helpful advice given to me.

There is a better chance of getting a reply back instead of seeing it get ignored if the offer made is appealing. That's why reviews on rent masseur are so helpful. It's no surprise that the clients who tip generously end up having a far better experience than the ones who only give what is listed. The ones who keep their phones off and devote the focus completely on me when with me are the ones I'm bound to repeat an experience with.

Bigmuscle.com is the best. There's two guys who I've found on there and gotten massages from. The beauty is that full erection pics are allowed, which both of the guys I donated time to provided, in their pic as well as in person.

I'm now suffering from a case of poster's remorse, and I'm sure some of us have that as well.

It is unsettling that COVID cases are on the rise, yet more and more places are opening up with strangle-hold restrictions in place.

Just like the Spanish flu of last century, eventually things can get back to normalcy. For the precious few providers that continue to wait things out, kudos. For the extremely few providers testing potential clients temperatures (I really have seen this), good for you. The best thing to come out of this is for guys who paid no attention to sanitation whatsoever, you've been put on notice.

I saw this news story on television, so this appeared to be the most appropriate place to post this. If there wasn't a pandemic in progress, would I be hearing the news of Adolf Hitler's alligator dying? I find it more alarming that alligators live that long in general than news of one of the world's most awful people having this as a pet.

The absolute hottest Jewish South American escort was this guy. He wore a Star of David necklace nearly every time he would do web camming. He dropped off the face of the Earth until recently.

Now, he resides in Europe. Also, he's replaced a Star of David with a Jesus cross! Even if he wasn't really Jewish to begin with and was just using that as a unique way to promote himself, I'm disappointed. Here's a link to his expired escort page :

https://rent.men/Hebertgomes

If getting a massage from a hard-bodied African-American Trump supporter is your thing, this is the man :

I'd just tell him I prefer to relax rather than chat. ?

I only attempt to do a same day booking if something goes wrong with my pre-planned arrangement. I'm wise to not clue in Mr. Today why I'm seeking services (nobody likes to be let known they weren't a first choice). I do notice more and more providers these days doing same day booking only, and I totally get it. There's a far less chance of a misunderstanding if the session is on the same day.

I am the today only for hire's worst nightmare, as I like to book appointments many months in advance sometimes, based on my travels. I like to check in to confirm a couple of days prior, and leave it at that. It works out just fine for my regulars, and gives them something to look forward to.

@Woofiecmh:

The few times I've reached out to MB people, the guys have asked that in advance of our meeting, I wire them money or pay them in gift cards by purchasing them and sending them the barcode/security card info. Sketchy? What are you talking about? Seems totally legit to me.

Unless they have that adorable Nigerian accent, I'm not interested. ?

Unicorn, your picture posts of attractive people make me and countless others very happy. We are glad that you're here to share your interests with us. As to the others who subsequently posted about feeling sadness, I also thank you for sharing with the forum members what it is that you do in your private lives. Everyone has something to contribute to society, even if it may seem mundane to yourself.

I look forward to seeing the Covid-19 success stories, where lives were made better for many around them due to something terrible that was unforeseen happening first. I've finally gotten off my round ass to compose rock music and write stand-up comedy, as well as erotic fiction. I would not be doing these things otherwise if life was going about as normal.

He's 63 today, but you would never guess it with his fitness regimen. Ten days ago would have been Adam Wild's 50th birthday, another one of my bisexual favorites who passed away at the age of 38.

If either of these men had a massage scenario with another man, I'd be sure to provide a link.

I'm fully aware of the domestic violence charges from recent time against Peter, so there is no need for someone to post that. Side by side pics of their asses would be appreciated, though.

I got into a disagreement with someone over this yesterday. As one who hires, I feel it is justified and fair for providers to substantially raise rates to compensate for months of lost business, and that those who hire should be just fine to oblige, as they will be so horny at this point they will give whatever is asked.

My friend told me it is a damn good thing I don't run a business, because I'm crazy to think anyone should do such a thing, essentially implying things should be business as usual and nothing ever happened.

I've been price gouged by a masseur only once, who hated my company so much that he let me know later that day (but I didn't hate his), that he was willing for a re-meet for two and a half times his standard rate when he came to my neck of the woods again $200 instead of $80. I declined.

I climb my hill daily at least two times (2 miles). Sometimes 4x. My trainer sees me 2x a week at a private downlow underground location... It's like Fight Club but without the fighting. But I don't tell anyone about my secret DL location that I am able to train at with weights. Watch my calories. Also bought some basic workout equipment for my home workouts. Weights are hard to find, but I managed to find a few by driving to 6 different Walmarts the day the shutdown happened back in March. When I saw Gavin I jumped into my convertible and basically drove from town to town till I got a basic collection as I knew the weights were about to disappear.

That down low location you wonk out at can't be that much of a secret since you let all of us know. So, where is it?

I have been fortunate over the last couple of weeks to have a couple of people from my past who I had no idea what they were doing get back in touch. Amazing sometimes what a pandemic can do. Naturally, a great deal of talk is catching up on mutual people that we knew, and what those people may be doing now.

One of the people I stopped contacting was because I thought their mate was a really lousy individual. He gets pleasure out of putting people down, but using my friend's social media. He has social media of his own, but chooses not to use it. My friend was a clean cut nice guy when I knew him way back when, but since has gone the tattoos all over the body route, and hangs out with the "rough crowd", drinking like a fish and posting politically insulting stuff putting down Liberals, which is 180 degrees what he was like before getting into the tax return filing business after we no longer stayed in touch.

I understand that over time, people change, and sometimes that change can be extremely drastic. I have no interest in getting tattoos, drinking, or being a Conservative, so I have to accept that there are going to be people in this World who have zero interest in "going back to liking OLD friends".

It's impossible to put a blanket percentage on a question that varies with so many intangibles, but the guy on page one who gave 4% I feel is spot-on. My percentage of having an anal sex opportunity (me in him, once, and declined) is 5 %, and that was back before I worked out. If I looked like I do now with many of those massage experiences, my own percentage would definitely be higher.

This is an outstanding question. For me, I want to be FIRST with a guy I know is waiting until the Governor allows spas to re-open, and be the test dummy.

From what I've read, those currently seeing clients are doing next to no business, understandably.

With a vast swath of people not working, and the highways much more open than ever, why are people still refusing to change their terrible speeding habits on the road? Are people in that mad of a dash to be bored sooner? It's pathetic. In a town in my general vicinity, the police recently publicly stated they will be citing drivers on the two lane highway driving AT the speed limit in the left (passing) lane. What about the 97 + percent of drivers who zip around everyone else, because they "need to be the one in front", risking an accident at every swerve?

We all are so badly in need of an escort of massage, at least I can blow off some finger steam.

It's very likely we're crying for all the wrong reasons with this one.

It's very likely we're crying for all the wrong reasons with this one.