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Smurof

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  1. The 80s porn legend is still alive and sexy as ever, living a pseudo-quiet life in L.A. Here's a memorable clip of him with two men who are no longer with us, his first mouth kiss scene! : https://thegay.tube/videos/517616/selection-of-jeff-stryker-6/?promo=31134
  2. Perhaps the Folsom Street Fair, but I don't know when that normally takes place.
  3. So much for me launching my "teeny peen, hairy back" channel. : (
  4. JJ, one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my lifetime is "Drop Dead Fred", but I'll NEVER forget the scene of the waiter who accidently got disrobed completely. Poise, indeed.
  5. Happy early 69 / 69 day to you, purplekow. I'd be happy to help. : )
  6. Thank you, Joe! I was hoping my inbox would be overwhelmed with well wishes. I appreciate the happiness sent. I had a nice day.
  7. I remember this about Nick Foles back when he played in college. His statistics were off the charts in regards to passing yardage, but the team he was on didn't win much. When you're a college quarterback at a major university, winning is a massive factor in getting selected in the NFL draft. He's currently been in the league so long, I don't even remember the team that took a chance on him, but whoever it was, they had BIG BALLS to pick a guy who was good, but didn't really win much. He'll forever be a Super Bowl champ, which is really awesome. Today and any day for that matter, it's more fun to be a journeyman with a big cock than just a journeyman.
  8. And here I figured that you had trouble getting lost! The last time I was at a place of nudity and didn't enjoy my experience being there just a couple of hours, I was refunded in full for my stay. It was a hot springs near Lake Tahoe. Sadly, that place isn't either re-open or won't ever open again. Classy owner, and I'd re-try it out someday.
  9. Gotta go with the "not" here, but it's clearly different depending on what's rocking the boat. As a stub, I don't satisfy anyone, so when my partner is acting as if I'm a stud, I KNOW they are acting to attempt to please me. I hate it. If just about anyone has eight girthy inches going at it inside them, moaning and groaning would be sensible, because it would be REAL!!
  10. tallanddark, be a pioneer and try something like this. Ideas are often seen as crazy when they're different than what we're used to. Example : Milk, ON my cereal?? Why would I put my beverage on top of my cereal, what are you, insane? Note to all : I still eat my cereal dry and drink milk separately so I'm aware that today I'm the insane one.
  11. Avoid going on a game show that has trips for prizes, as they are ALWAYS for two. If you ignore this advice, take me. ; )
  12. If receiving oral isn't enjoyable to someone, the stereotypical opinion is that their pulse needs to be checked. Asexuality is real, but I'm thankful I am among the great many who enjoy both receiving and giving head. I just wish a great many men would cut up their "dom only" card and give what you get for a change. Stop over-concerning your conscience of what is or isn't "too gay".
  13. Smurof

    Men of VistaMen

    I had a few Vista Men favorites. Jeremy Markum, who was Seth Sorenson in Playgirl. Ever since his Minnesota gym went belly up around a decade ago or probably longer, he simply disappeared. He posed nude for a multitude of different photographers. I miss his earlier look - he altered his cock with stretching gizmos and it didn't look as pretty in his later naked shoots. Doug Zimmerman, who has in my opinion one of the finest behinds in the history of the world. To this day he offers personal training, although I've never gotten a response, so it may be a dormant website. Lastly, Eric Fox. He was the first circumcised swimsuit catalog model for Sport Europa who wasn't bashful, and REALLY showed off his goods for various other companies. He worked for a theme park as a stunt man, so his contract prohibited full frontals. I recently saw a pair of unopened swim goggles in a thrift store with his handsome face on the packaging. Couldn't tell you what any of these studs are up to today, but I'd venture to guess they all still take very good care of themselves, and live quiet happy lives.
  14. Keep in mind this switch isn't scheduled to happen for many years. By that time, other maneuvers may take place. I for one think it is terrible, unless the name of the conference is changed, and that's not going to happen.
  15. Or do you make a polite decline for future bookings if they socially rub you the wrong way? As a client, it works both ways. I've been barred for being too politically vocal from a private business owner, although not an escort. Also, I continue to occasionally see a sensual masseur who I can't stand hearing their hateful B.S., but like their massage work on me, so I don't know what to make of myself every time I leave. Thinking further, I've seen guys mention they've had no trouble reaching so-and-so on here, while I can't ever get through for another visit with some of those same people. I don't remember his forum handle, but there's a cocky guy who brags about being able to see Zeb Atlas whenever he wants, even though Zeb hasn't advertised in many years.
  16. I was hoping for NAMES of great clients. ; ) I've stopped asked masseurs who they go to to get a massage for themselves - they take it as an indirect way of me looking for someone else! "Oh, I don't really get massages, to be honest" would be the most common reply.
  17. This is what we all want to see. You're all welcome. https://www.allhunkmen.com/post/chris-hunsinger--by-carlos-campos
  18. On this day, Smurof turns 50 years and 50 days old. I'd say young, but really I'm just testing this seldom visited area of this forum for kicks.
  19. Four years ago seems like an eternity, but back then I and many others went down memory lane in regards to movie houses that showed adult films. There's a entertaining recent story on the last one standing in Los Angeles. My strangest memory was a long time XXX Theatre was converted into a family G rated films only theatre in a town I used to live in. That didn't go over very well, due to the prior history and all. https://popula.com/2021/07/05/the-last-dirty-picture-show/
  20. I miss Gar1eth as far as guys who used to post frequently, but haven't in weeks. I liked Steven Kessler's wisdom, but could do without his "War and Peace" methods of making a point. There was a guy whose name isn't coming to me who really reached his wit's end with my sarcasm, and told me where I could shove it. It's probably a good thing his name isn't coming to me. He had a real short fuse - my "fuse" is shorter. ; )
  21. This may have been a topic that was posted during my self-imposed vacation from this forum, but I love it, and have a simple opinion. If you have a handsome face, large penis, and tall muscular smooth physique, the mileage WILL vary from a guy with splotchy hair in all the wrong places, stubby cock, and no sign of a fit body to speak of. Yes, there are the massively rare guys out there who would treat an experience with both men the same, but it's understandably unlikely. Put these men side by side as PROVIDERS, and the first guy will most likely see about 150 people to the other guy's 1, if that, regardless of the rate differential. It seems rather split 50/ 50 with what's most important to a client, a buff bod or a huge tool. Fortunately, older age is less of a deterrent than it once was - stop lying about your age, older guys, and EMBRACE it. If I was ripped at the age of 60, I'd be damn proud to let people know I look this good and am really that old.
  22. Why aren't the United States team sports on LIVE??? I've been super irritated with non-coverage of the lesser sports, and tape delayed showings of medium level interest sports. Show me the damn thing when it's happening!!! This seems to be a classic case of if it's inconvenient to the East Coast (12 AM or 1 AM start our time), then to hell with the West Coast seeing it live at all, even though watching a two hour event at 9 or 10 PM is VERY doable. To be clear I AM referring to the extended Olympic channels showing things, not regular NBC, which of course isn't showing things live, understandable due to the 13 hour time difference.
  23. Jarrod, it doesn't make any sense to be formal about dismissing someone. If they've jerked you around, they A. Won't bother reading your message, or B. Get angry at you. Flakes aren't worth being nice to. After all, they're not nice to you, which is why you don't want them as clients anymore.
  24. I was cut at a Bris when I was a baby, and don't remember a thing. I tell people I may not Jewish anymore, but my penis is.
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