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Smurof

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  1. I've noticed how more and more adult movie actors aren't advertising on rent men any longer. Is it probable that their twitter travel dates, along with Grindr, Scruff, and similar hook-up methods render websites obsolete? It's frustrating in my dinosaur age plug-in computer with no smart phone to have a hell of a time making arrangements, as often I get a "form letter" reply instead of an actual one. Refusing to move with the times has never felt so isolating. Now, back to my record player....
  2. Not being able to function and being bed-ridden is not something a 49 year old should experience (or a person of any age, for that matter). I can't imagine getting a 1 dose COVID shot would trigger this in me, but I've been missing work and hating life ever since the following day of receiving the vaccine. I dread what my hospital emergency room bill will be, as they checked for blood clotting, and found none, sent me away with an arthritis pill prescription, and that's where I'm at.
  3. Way to go, Daniel. That's an awesome birthday gift you got with that space. You posted yesterday, so by this Friday I don't know if you meant tommorow was your birthday or if it's next week (happy birthday either way). I thought it was Just Sayin' who was the original poster. I was going to tell him my 50th is in 50 days. Just sayin' ?
  4. This could be a record for a thread bump, Brad. It's not rocket science. Masseurs with great clients have them in their contacts. Double (or worse) no-show schedulers are blocked. It works both ways. If I have a horrible experience, which isn't all that often, I immediately delete the contact out of my phone. Then, I PM people who I feel it would benefit whether I had an awesome, so-so, or bad time. Seems pretty simple.
  5. Was that me you saw.....in two separate sessions per inch?
  6. Major helpful suggestion : lock the traveling providers section. When comments are allowed, the person doing the traveling isn't the person seen anymore. I've sent countless PM tips to desirable people who placed info, only for it to be gone due to fawning fans. They then have to post something AGAIN for their name and info to show up again. (And again after further fawning fans).
  7. Purely legitimate non-sexual massages from massage book, from personal experience. What is helpful is if someone advertises on there, I know NOT to see them.
  8. A well hung man can find clients, regardless of body type. The 2021 "twink" is the "hunk" of yesterday. Basically, a gym rat without supplements from a person with a naturally thin frame. I feel it's a real toss up with client preference between a buffed out bod and a third leg. Those with both aren't hurting for business.
  9. Shaving is the way to go. Douching is the best way to prepare, and I'm sorry that you're having back acne issues. By divulging this, now I know why so many guys are top only - I never thought not wanting to see someone else's back ever could be because of this condition. P.S. backne is for scorts - (joking)
  10. I can't disagree with you there. Way too much start and stop in the sports U.S. Americans like the most, which is why they will never catch on in other places.
  11. Out of nowhere this year it seems to be an epidemic with people in an attempt to turn it into an official Webster's Dictionary word by using "Scort". Does this bother anybody lse, I mean else?
  12. Your absence exceeds my time here, but you do have my favorite name of all, Mr. Glutes!
  13. Farm or fam? Either way you made quite and impact on the guy.
  14. It naturally wasn't live, but ESPN only once aired this. Basically it was (to me) the best event they ever covered, covered in quotes, of course. Unlike the Japanese sport, most of the participants were muscular, healthy guys wearing the traditional butt-baring attire. I liked this more than "American Muscle Magazine" and cliff diving, which were two other ways to see male packages on display.
  15. Considering there are many, many channels of coverage on my satellite, at least 1 of them damn well better show the events in real time. Otherwise, ESPN is all over the instant results on the bottom line. I do not watch sports on a delay - ever. Hard pass on the "feel good" stories. Show me the action! P.S. I enjoy the parade of countries, too. Did the oiled up hottie from the South Pacific quality this year??
  16. I'm happy to see so many sports fans on here. Baseball is my favorite of them all. I think 2022 will be the Padres' year. The Dodgers are clearly better so far, as was predicted in 2021. The Pads need to shore up their middle relief to become more competitive. Thus far, it's been rather dreadful.
  17. because the goods advertised were fantasy and not reality, be it body or penis? I've read plenty of stories of guys who simply walked away when the door was answered because it was not at all the person in the photos (I deeply regret not having the balls to do that just once, as the session was dreadful). I've had a provider cut a session short on me due to being really bothered by things I was saying (bitching about my sorry life, mentioning enjoying massages from women sometimes - that was his last straw). I took that to heart and learned my lesson to try to never say those things anymore. It's worked wonders. I attempt to find out based on reading reviews of potential hires whether the person prefers a hairy or smooth client. It's a luxury for me to be naturally hairy and have the option to be smooth if that's what floats the provider's boat. Most supposedly tell me they really don't have a preference if I ask, which I don't do often. That's the politically correct thing to say, but I like to have my level of hairiness be to their liking, if possible.
  18. You appear to be reading too much into the into's. If it's there, I'm presuming it's what THEY are into, not necessarily what they are. A perfect example of this is foreskin. There are cut guys who like seeing men who have what they don't as an into. It doesn't automatically mean they are uncut. The area I look at is whether erotic massage is listed. If it is, even if it ISN'T on a rent masseur ad or similar - score!
  19. Looking back to your last comment of just typing "help", did you get it out? I'm teasing (I have to spell that out now). If you want bottoming to become enjoyable, continue to both gradually increase the times you're practicing, as well as sizes and lengths of dildoes you're practicing with. Each time over time will increase how far you can take it. Next thing you know, you'll be on page 1 of Chaturbate rivaling that guy who makes a living riding toys. It doesn't hurt to do leg, back, arm, and of course butt exercises for a nice physique to look at from behind.
  20. No reviews along with mixed signals from his words and his pics. I'd keep looking. New York is a large pond.
  21. Has anyone seen a provider that had an offer like this? Do you ask for some kind of way to ensure you're not sprung with an awkward situation before leaving visit #1? I've mentioned in the past that guys who have multiple massage pre-pay plans are a massive red flag. I did it only once, and was glad when the final visit was over (as was he).
  22. I for the first time ever attempted lap swimming. I was grateful that the attendant told me I'd only have about 15 minutes, as that's about the longest I think I would make it. I was told that the youth swim team needed the area I would be swimming in, since I arrived last. I barely made it halfway across 1 lap when I was exhausted. I toughed out two laps in all totaling about eight minutes when I felt like a large boulder with exhaustion pulling myself out of the pool. The youngsters showed up as I was drying off. There were about a dozen of them, around 11 years old. I could not believe what most of them looked like. Essentially, the high schoolers of my day (the 80s) had the same physiques of these pre-teen kids, with sizable arms, rippled stomachs, and muscular chests. They were from a private sporting academy school, and the area I was swimming in was a wealthy part of town. Basically, these young men are being groomed since birth to be aquatic champions. I only know of one family that are proud of their teenage ice skating phenom, a passion he developed entirely on his own. Neither of his parents are athletically inclined. I look forward to seeing him in the Olympics representing the USA in the near future. I just hope for the sake of the kids I saw today that it is something they really want to do, and not something they'll get a severe beating at home for coming in second place at a meet.
  23. I am sorry that this happened to you, but because it did, I can see why getting zero response on the day of is frustrating for both parties. I had a masseur cancel me for failing to respond for an afternoon appointment when he was attempting to reach me that same morning. I had seen him twice before, and didn't think anything of it to have my phone off during my conference. He sure did. He wasn't home because I "ignored him". Live & learn.
  24. Las Vegas 1. https://boldbodywork.com 2. https://lasvegasmassageformen.com 3. https://www.golocal247.com/biz/sensual-touch-bodywork-services-m4m/las-vegas-nv/LOC898466159 4. https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/7250/ 5. https://rentmasseur.com/JRMassageSvcs This is my list based on those I've seen who as of 4/26/21 are available. Unavailable and retired guys would alter it, for sure. My experiences with them have varied, but my personal ranking was based on my favorite session with them. The friendliness vibe was most important.
  25. Read the ENTIRE ad, Smurof. I THINK he may be Brain Laferriere, pre-neck tattoo seen here : https://www.menandunderwear.com/2017/03/model-brian-laferriere-for-timoteo-shockwave.html Last I knew of him he quit massage to concentrate on his professional arm wrestling career full time.
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