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One of my thrills this year was receiving two erotic massages in a row about three weeks apart from a therapeutic masseur. I had been seeing this person for years, and he is a major tease, so it was a dream come true to be able to "have things go further". I don't know if it is because of the time of day that it wasn't the same my last two visits, since the erotic ones were first thing in the morning, while the non-erotic ones were at the end of his day, or if that's just something that will have to stay a pleasant memory, since I feel it's awkward asking about something that really wasn't supposed to happen, although I love that it did! I just am not sure what to do, since I was personally bummed that the "fun stopped", but yet he is an excellent massager. I could try a morning appointment again, and if nothing "special" happens, I'll understand that it just never will anymore. Or, who knows? Maybe it's his horned up mental state coming to work directly from the gym that was why I was fortunate to be able to be "fed the beast". I do believe it's my new semi-muscular body that is what led to having an intimate opportunity : he told me that he is proud of me. It doesn't take a genius to figure out the guys with the hot bodies have the better times with the hires.

I don't run, either Armyhands. For those who continue to constantly post "WTF is he referring to now?", Armyhands was in an earlier post explaining his military background, and that he doesn't run. Now, I'm not criticizing your service you provide, just the silly errors. Since you show how unhinged this makes you (just like when I asked you if you were circumcised or not many years ago), I'll take the advice of a former forum member who did not have a good experience with you and stay away. Naturally, that guy wouldn't post a review on your website. You want to look as good as you can. Kudos for having a separate website and for offering occasional gifts to promote yourself, Armyhands, and sorry for making you angry. If I change my mind and give you a try, I'd even tip an unbelievable 33 and a third percent of your asking rate on your current special. I'll let you do the math.

Some months back he sent information about his newly remolded bathroom. I politely told him he really should change that, and he let me know it was too late, since people know what he really meant. Today, he's having an Election Day special, which is nice. 20% off his $50 massage - only $30. I'm no math major, but scaring people off with grime is one thing. Ripping yourself off by not understanding subtraction is plain insanity. https://rentmasseur.com/armyhands

The man of Steel has improved his rates tremendously...for him. Just a few years ago he was $70 for a forty minute rub and tug. Now he's asking an astronomical $200 for only an hour, and claims "It's more than a massage". Even if I was Lois Lane, I'd rather find a Lex Luthor for that rate!

Dad wanted me to play hockey when he was briefly a part of my very young life, but I did tumbling instead as the only boy in the class. Later in my youth, I played soccer and was excellent. Dad was out of the picture at this point, but mom was what are nowadays called "a Karen", so my playing time was limited since every other parent (and kid, for that matter) couldn't stand her irritating bullshit. That was frustrating, but it only got worse. When High School rolled around, I had an iron leg and could boot a football VERY far. The team (playing Spring ball was no contact) was excited of the prospect of pinning opposing defenses deep any time we needed to punt. Mom REFUSED to sign a waiver to allow me to play, so her precious only child wouldn't get hurt. Was I the next Ray Guy? No (he was considered the best at the position), but it sucked playing French Horn during halftime on the field when the crowd is collectively at the snack bar instead of doing what I wanted to do. Punters have the best view of asses, but that's just a bonus!

Was this seen by anyone? Are any of the contestants models who can be seen in different states of undress? Evidently, at least one of the guys had a dreamy rear, as commented by the announcer. This is on the network ABC in the USA for International members' info.

Today is the anniversary of my worst experience ever, and it was mostly my fault, being new to the scene. John was a World traveler, based in San Diego, but with a Washington D.C. telephone number. Two things I found out about him was that he advertised looking for bears to have fun with - he was shaved smooth, in his early 20s at the time I saw him, and he was a fantastic singer, appearing on American Idol or The Voice, doing quite well, but not a finalist or anything like that. The photos he used on masseur finder were professionally photographed, and he had a handsome build. He was a Meghan Trainor fan before most anyone had heard of her - must be the pulse on music by being in that field. I learned so many valuable lessons from that disastrous day. Be on time and not early, don't blabber throughout the session, if there are different rates listed, WAIT UNTIL AFTERWARD to donate (he ripped me off, and as bad a client I was, I would have done the same). Finally, don't textsplain what you didn't like about your experience. Since his skin appeared to be waxed, I did a shave down that morning, which he was appalled by, along with my bitching about life, my micro-cock, and the fact I thought being nearly 15 minutes early was no big deal. I was hell come to life - he kicked me out without having me flip over, and kept turning up the music to drown my negativity out as best he could, LOL!

And to think I thought he initially changed his name so people didn't mistake him from being from Manitoba....

My personal most liked was that of Playgirl dream hunk John Holliday. ALL of his photos as well as video clips were on there. My runner up favorite was that of porn actor Marc Stone. I enjoyed gawking over some photo spreads that I was previously unaware that he was in. I received a note from Yahoo! today that they are removing all of the groups in mid-December due to a lack of use.

"I've been a masseuse for many years". To be nice, I'd alert these guys that unless they are or were a woman, they're not a masseuse. I'm not doing that anymore. It's alright. I had the most gentile attended Bar Mitzvah in the history of my place of youth worship, receiving two "Happy Bat Mitzvah" cards. I'm still not a lady.

I have had that happen once. He must have made a notation in his phone. He was dying for our time to end - kicked me out extra early, and quoted me a repeat price of $200 even though his listed rate was $80! I suspected he hated every living second of massaging me (he was an all over smoothie who only liked bears, which I wished I knew - did a complete body shave that morning), but he was one of the better pure massagers that I had experienced, all intangibles excluded. I was a rookie back then, and learned several lessons from that.

Not trying to be difficult, but why does it have to be something in-between? For him, I like a g-string. For me, I like a thong. If it has to be within your confines, for him, I like bikini briefs, and for me, a jock strap that looks like bikini briefs from the front, sheer when not wet, and then....

I wouldn't go so far as to say I would EXPECT some kind of acknowledgement from the Only Fans guys I tip, but I do take grave offence at being singled out by them, giving likes to every single other person who compliments their photos except for mine when mine is in the middle of others - it's personal. My final straw with anybody on Only Fans was when a hot young stud posted "porn star dildo used - watch me stretch my hole!". It was hot for sure, so I asked him "What famous person did you put up your butt?" And his response was "?????" Was my inquiry really "too probing?"

First thing in the morning, or as early as possible for the masseur. I want him to have first crack at me.

I wouldn't like someone deliberately telling me that they are paying at the end in order to pre-agree to an arrangement on their terms when I've never met them. For that, I'd just prefer a "mmm hmm yep, looks about right" compliment, being handed three large for being honest, and watch you leave.

Did anyone watch it? I'm an award show slut (and parade slut, too but that's a different story). What are your thoughts?

No, but I wouldn't rule out this group putting out something I might find appealing. For me, liking songs are 100% music and 0% lyrical content, and this really never seemed to become interesting from start to finish. Glad you like it though.

Ignoring the 2 page catfight, I say give anyone a second chance to book. Two flakes and you're out, regardless of whether I know them or not. I've had a provider flake on me twice in a row after 1 meet, so disrespect is real and can work both ways, unfortunately.

That should ensure we'll remember what year the photo was taken.

Flu shots are not free everywhere. My employer encourages staff to get it, and will reimburse the cost, including paying to get it during company time.

Ignored did not need quotes, and you spelled grammatical correctly - this time.

All that, and you STILL didn't even answer this post's question. The irony! P.S. I'll take being called a douch over a douche any day.

My butt in my avatar, but my previous pic was MUCH better, not that my butt has gotten worse - it hasn't.

He is Stratus Guy on rent men. If I recall correctly, he juiced up significantly in recent years and with it came an unbecoming attitude. The last donation rate he quoted me was 200, but that was nearly two years ago. He sent me a brief private message that he was available again, spelling my name wrong. Personal touches are meaningful.

A biggie that gets overlooked - DON"T BE EARLY!! I've had one who I really enjoyed prevent me from a repeat visit for being early, which set a terrible tone for the session. Also, by being early with a different provider I was able to see his prior hire - not something either one of us wanted to experience. It's happened to me the other way as well with someone else being early that it spoiled the end of my session. For my defense, I live in a rural area where it takes me hours to get to my hires, and I don't want to be late. I know now to drive around the block a time or two or find an errand to run to avoid this from happening.