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Smurof

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  1. Take whatever you're told with a grain of salt. Since you're asking about it, was your first time worth sharing? My first was a MMF (two males, one female), which was probably highly unusual for a first sexual experience. PM for deets!
  2. I've yet to hear of anyone, not one, who went to get tested where the result came out anything other than positive. It's enough to keep me at home like I've been instructed to do. Test kits, or virus-inducing kits? For now, I'm not interested in taking a test.
  3. "Hedwig & The Angry Inch" is on HBO comedy tonight. I enjoyed it in a movie theater 19 years ago, stunned to see it came in 28th place in it's opening weekend, failing to make back it's budget. The star of the movie was nominated for a Golden Globe, and it has become a cult classic over time.
  4. I've as a session seeker bought four in advance at one time as a savings since he is so skilled. Problem was, he and I had a disagreement after session 3 where he thought he was done with my pre-paid, while I pointed out I paid in full for the 1 session PRIOR to buying a 4-pack, and bought four future sessions right afterward. Even with providers you trust well, multiple visits pre-purchased are a MAJOR risk.
  5. Fell upon this one, scorching hot for youtube standards Have it done to you https://www.islandspallc.com/ See how rockin' the body of the receiver of the massage has become https://www.instagram.com/CROWNEDKING86/
  6. Over at rent masseur, that's what ChristopherPhx in Arizona is seeking. Even that might be out of Bloomberg's range, although I'm miffed that he could have given every person in America $1.53 instead of running for the highest office in the land. Someone let Chris know his asking price looks too much like a phone #.
  7. Girth, Duration, Hardness. GDH should be in the Urban Dictionary.
  8. If you really still want to see him, start over and use a different e-mail address, and different first name. This is from experience, although I never divulged to the guy I am a reformed reject of his. P.S. follow the other advice given to you. Keep it direct, non-explicit, and as question free as possible. Enjoy!
  9. If there was a statistic for forum members who lead in those categories, I'd be in the top 10 for sure. Why is it though when I send a private message to an individual who didn't like what I had to say, that person never replies - and I'm not exaggerating - NEVER? I certainly don't bother with people who respond with vicious, mean-spirited comments, as they are everyone's time waster. However, if someone makes their opinion known and I'm curious for further discussion confidentially, why the disappearing act?
  10. If I am able to get any intel on a masseur with a phone number from the ad I initially discovered him from, it's not uncommon for me to do a deep search, as many as 6 pages down the line on a search engine website. Very occasionally, an ancient massage website that is not a currently popular one may pop up. What goes along with that is not only an old picture of the provider, but a rate that is usually lower than their 2020 asking rate. Contact the masseur and tell them you saw them on massages r us (for example), and are interested in a $70 massage. This would more than likely A. give you a great rate, and B. Have the guy track down the web site and adjust the info or delete the account. I've only had success with this once, but it's worth it if you try.
  11. https://www.gayforit.eu/video/529032/Robert-Axel--Skye-Woods- I've been waiting for years for this scene in full to be posted. This made my decade (so far)! Best part is it can be made a reality from 1 of them : https://rent.men/PhattBooty
  12. Every single provider I looked up on rent men in northern Nevada's largest city, and there's not a whole lot, but a reasonable amount to choose from, are either uncircumcised or unavailable. This isn't anywhere geographically near Miami or San Juan, so I was rather surprised by this. I briefly lived in Europe as a child, and was relentlessly teased for having a "mutilated" penis by all of the other kids at gym class, so I have a strong preference to be with dicks like me.
  13. Smurof

    oscars 2020

    I made a full day of it - love everything from the brunch coverage to the after-party stuff. My faves and not : Red Carpet - most stylish were Billy Porter and Billie Eilish. Biggest Shocker - "Parasite" winning best director. Best film wasn't a surprise due to the momentum it was carrying. Favorite cute-sy intro to an award - Will Farrell and Julia Louie-Dreyfus for director of Cinematography, pretending to not understand what that is. Most disappointing visual - Spike Lee's reaction to announcing Bong Joon-Ho winning. The L.A. riots were 27 years ago, and it's depressing that African-American and Korean relations appear to not make much progress. Would I see the same kind of reaction if (hypothetical situation) Bernie Sanders were to announce DJ Khaled as a winner of a best song? Then I gave it a little more thought, and Bernie would simply look unhappy and confused no matter who the winner was. Most surprising speech message - Joaquin Phoenix talking of the horrors of what it's like to be a cow. I heard he's not a vegetarian, so really it's no different than a guitar player singing about saving the trees. Favorite power of influence moment - Tom Hanks in the front row of the audience, leading the charge to give the best picture winners more time to speak when the house lights crudely cut the group off. All in all, a great entertaining morning and evening. P.S. I know it was simply a Saturday Night Live joke, but I truly believe a Dwayne Johnson / Tom Hanks ticket would DESTROY the Trump / Pence one with ease.
  14. Who was Gregory Velez, aka Miami Hung Muscle when he did adult films? https://rentmen.eu/MiamiHungMuscle https://www.adam4adam.com/profile/view/MiamiHungMuscle https://www.livejasmin.com/en/chat-html5/MiamiHungMuscle PM me if you'd rather not let everyone know. Thanks.
  15. Work at improving yourself, and your experiences will improve. Exterior improvements lead to interior ones. Hot guys are liked by nearly everyone on the outside, so it's only natural they prefer the company of hot guys, too. Get hot, and understand it takes time. I got tired of my own excuses and am loving the newer me. There's no time restraint on being healthier. It's a lifetime of ongoing improvement, and worth it.
  16. "The only Nazi's I'm a fan of are Soup and Grammur (sic) " Smurof
  17. I accidently typed massage instead of message forum, and my virus protection had to kick in to high gear to stop an attack on my computer. Be careful!
  18. at least one solo masturbation scene, but have not ever done full on porn? Here are my favorites : Tdesrosier in Florida, who was Ice in a Paragon scene. Rusty in Texas, who was Rusty Winchester in a Manifest Men scene. HoustonBrian in Texas, who was Chance LaChance who I ran across at my muscle video dot com. AlexxSmith in Nevada, who is alexxsmith on flirt4free, and alex_smith1 on chaturbate.
  19. It took to the very end of watching a porn scene with Alam Wernick to realize he's uncircumcised. For me, it's a no thanks. Draven Navarro is who I would choose to entertain me regarding Las Vegas options.
  20. Pleasemasseur appears to be gone as of this week. There weren't too many on there that advertised exclusively to that site, but I'm glad I jot down contacts of guys I'm interested in for instances like this.
  21. I'm sure there are wildly different takes on this, but after my most recent experience, the anti-couponers may have a new convert. I had a pleasant time with a hire enough so that I offered to take him out to dinner, my treat (actually the coupon's treat). The restaurant I took us to was about a 3 star plus out of five, as far as ambiance and cost. We had not eaten here before. The waiter had not seen the coupon I was trying to discreetly use, so he took it to the manager, and that's when dinner took a turn for the disaster. The manager told me he had never seen the coupon I was trying to use before, and would not honor it. That was not o.k. with me. I excused myself and being in a casino found a manager higher than the restaurant manager who quickly went into the back to set that manager straight and tell me it was fine to use, and he's sorry about the misunderstanding. Now I'm in a completely fucked situation all the way around. My dinner companion A. now is aware how cheap I am B. is now uncomfortable to eat his food because who knows what spit or worse will be imbedded in his entrée and C. after all of this will never go anywhere with me ever again. I will point out the coupon was brand new and had restrictions, but I was not attempting to use it during an invalid time frame. In a perfect world, the coupon would have been taken, I would have saved nearly 50% of the bill cost, my companion would never have known, and the food would be fine and I'd take him back to his home and thank him for an enjoyable evening. Instead, he wouldn't touch his pasta, and stuck to the buffet style salad bar, and spent dinner with a flurry of texts presumably to his friends, letting them know of the worst dinner experience of his life!
  22. If it has been that long of a time and nothing has progressed as you would hope, be happy with the skills that are provided and don't step your bounds. You would hate to ruin a good thing. Trust me, he would already be doing more with you in eight long years if he wanted to. I've had the same experience as you with someone like you described, although in half the amount of time in years. I still keep in touch, but I've moved on from him.
  23. I was the recipient of the information of a former boss of ours who died after a long cancer battle. I was very appreciative that he let me know, and put his immense displeasure of me aside to tell me something informational that would be of interest to me. In my mind, this was civil and humane. On the other hand, a different former co-worker, the one who broke the news to him, also one to not at all care for me, deliberately did NOT give me the news, asking others to pass on the word. This in my mind was cowardly and class-less. I privately called him out on it, although I'm sure once he saw the message was from me, deleted it without reading. Did I equally stoop to the level of the info hider, or was it o.k. for me to express my disappointment in their action (or really, non-action)?
  24. I love wearing thong underwear and swimwear, and this website is a dream! Video clips of hot men wearing the merchandise : https://www.ergowear.com/max-mesh-thong-grey-black/ That one happens to be my favorite. Defined head and big bubble ass, butt (sic) I like many others. Check it out.
  25. I haven't met him yet. As with pretty much everyone on here, every man offers something unique that makes you go back to them. The perfect masseur isn't out there, from my wealth of experience.
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