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Smurof

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  1. Be cautious if you do that. She's probably the ring-leader.
  2. It was on her roof for 4 nights, but drew the outrage of neighbors, so she took it down. Seeing it for the first time in a news article today, it was very thin as well as uncut, so a double no thanks in my book! No link necessary. Google it yourself.
  3. It's a tight rope to walk looking at it on the other side. The focus is on your skin more so than your psyche. People frequently bitch about masseurs being too talkative, but also are unhappy if conversation is at a minimum meaning they are distant or cold-hearted. Bottom line is, speak up at the beginning. Nobody is a mind-reader. If you like to be sociable, let it be known. Masseurfinder has nothing to do with your experiences. I've had an opportunity to go all the way with a guy who only advertised on massage anywhere, which is about the tamest massage site out there, so where the ad is makes no difference in what to expect from providers.
  4. Make sure BOTH participants are equally aware of your wants, and not just one. Never assume. If even 1 of the two seems hesitant, don't go through with it, or pick two people who have as much of an interest level as yourself. Thanks for giving me a new fantasy to sleep on tonight!
  5. I haven't been mocked, but I have heard "Holy Shit!" more than once, since I come like guys less than half my age. It helps with repeating with the same guys I like, too.
  6. This should simply not happen. They're being sought out, not the other way around. It's an encounter, not a date.
  7. Massage by Travis from masseur finder is an ideal choice. He's the bald guy.
  8. Barley is my favorite soup, so barley kisses don't sound half bad - I'm not a spelling Nazi, I'm just teasing.
  9. I did have a session once that wasn't erotic, but otherwise good. I recommended he remove erotic from his choices on his ad and he promptly did. On another note, I let a guy know he was a masseur, not a masseuse, in his ad, and that got changed promptly, too!
  10. By the time I die, my hand will always be in a DISTANT first!
  11. If you're using pay phone with a plural, I'm afraid to know where it is that you are. Now, back to playing on my Atari 2600
  12. Two things I enjoy about Alam. First, he has truly transformed to a super attractive muscular hunk in just a couple of years' time. Also, way back in 2017 he always would keep his jock strap on in his scenes. Nowadays he's got nothing to hide, and I love what I see!
  13. Yes, especially calling almost any business. The phone bots are inhumane, not to mention the on hold music today is at an ear-bleeding level. Going deaf and taking forever to reach a live person is not the combo I have in mind.
  14. Yeah, if it weren't 2019. ALL former coin operated machinery today is pay by credit card and pay by phone now. Even soda machines.
  15. The person who does the hiring pays for the UBER. No debate needed.
  16. He wouldn't be the first guy to cut your time shor
  17. Is this the same person, and does anyone have experience with him? https://modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/43166990 goes by "Vinny" https://rentmasseur.com/Markstronghands goes by "Mark"
  18. Unfortunately, even though something like foreskin removal or not should be obvious, many foreign providers are completely unfamiliar with a "cut" dick, as it is non-existent in most parts of the world. They presume it refers to body type, as in musculature. I've called a couple of guys out on it on Chaturbate, and occasionally they will add #uncut, but still leave #cut on their profile!
  19. He's a posting Baron, but today marks 1 year of no posts from him. I was a fan.
  20. Were his rates seen by you lower in a different location, or were they lower if you had seen him prior, donating less than what was listed? Unless the answer was yes to either of these, it was best not to negotiate. P.S. defending yourself from an initial post always gets additional thumbs down. Rebuttals aren't liked around here, just butts.
  21. So if I load up on Shamrock Shakes and get to Texas, and McRibs and get to New York, I won't get rich, but will make many new friends!
  22. Phony pics are sadly a dime a dozen, so that is obviously not included in my curiosity. I've only booked one masseur without a face pic - and from that 1 experience understand why he did that. I've also had a booking with a handsome clean cut gentleman who looked like Grizzly Adams in person, which is fine, but misleading based on his smooth appearance in his ad. Yes, it was definitely him, as his eyes and tattoos were a match.
  23. I feel like this board as a whole has a New York City population percentage of Jewish posters, 10% or so, as opposed to the U.S. population percentage, which is between 1 and a half and 1 and 3 quarters percent. To everyone else, happy last day of September!
  24. I genuinely pity today's masseurs in the age of lacking respect of people's time. I'm not one of those people, so when I book an appointment, I expect it to be kept. Today my masseur "cancelled me" because I didn't confirm the appointment this morning. He presumed I would be a no-show, even though I've never flaked on an appointment on him (or anyone else) before. I booked this appointment many days ahead of time, and re-confirmed the time after he acknowledged it earlier in the week. My gut feeling is that he was home, as I heard clapping going on presumably while a sporting event was on tv. He may have peeked through the peephole when I knocked, took a look at me, and decided watching sports was a better use of his time today. When I called him, he told me he sent many messages to confirm today that I didn't respond to, and he was nowhere near his home at the time. I had my phone off all day as I was at a conference, and then my phone died. My phone exploded with his messages from this morning after I left his home once I charged it. He seemed angrier at me than I was at him. I don't at all understand how I could be in the wrong here, but I know he has permanently lost any future business with me.
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