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Hey at least he didn't ask you what a BBC is. For the microscopic percentage out there who don't know, it's dual meaning is British Broadcasting Corporation or big black cock. I prefer the latter over the former every day of the week!

In a forum like this, any sentence starting with "BBC Videos" has my mind in a different place.

I've been going to a really good stylist about 6 times a year for close to four years. Most of the time, I relentlessly bitch about my unpleasant life, pay and leave. Today's normally mundane routine gave me a real wake up call. When I was paying, she said, "At this point in my life, I have a nice sized clientele that I am able to schedule as well as not schedule who I so choose. You're chronic negativity is grating, and I'm sorry this will sound hurtful but I suggest you take your haircutting business elsewhere, as I have no interest in having you as a client any longer." I was stunned, needless to say. Family and former friends cutting ties with me is one thing, but now this? Ouch.

I'd love to see a hot muscular circumcised shaved man with 2 posters behind him. One of Bernie Sanders, and the other with the word vape with a circle around and a big fat line through it. Seeing clouds of smoke and hearing buff guys with their "libtard" talk is getting tiring and flustering. I also don't get the whole paddle and bondage popularity. I'd rather see a guy spread his cheeks than slap them bloody, but I'm evidently in the minority these days with that. I was recently told that the vast majority of people involved in the adult industry are VERY anti-Democrat, if they have a political opinion at all. I'm also aware that vaping the is the smoking of choice today, but either way it's nasty and unbecoming.

I recently visited the site misterb&b, which is a gay travel website. I hadn't visited in quite some time, and wow has it changed! Before, the listings (speaking specific to Las Vegas, Nevada) were scarce. Now, not only do big name casino/hotels advertise, but I see dirt cheap rooms for rent from guys hoping to have a little "whatever happens stays here" for the low rate. There are a couple who I recognize who also advertise on various massage websites. Why donate $90 an hour when you can bunk for $30 more? As to the peculiarly tiny costs, no picture of the renter is provided, or it's an out of focus one.

This wouldn't be my first thread choice, as the traffic here is very low compared to others, but if the moderators that be choose to either re-locate or worse, delete entirely, that's up to them. The following list are naturist/nudist resorts that allow single males, provided advance notice is given prior to arrival. Australia - Barrier Reef Sun Club Arizona - Shangri La Ranch British Columbia - Van Tan Club (on your birthday only) Florida - Sunnier Palms (on your birthday only), Sunsport Gardens Idaho - Sun Meadow Massachusetts - Sandy Terraces New York - Empire Haven Oklahoma - Oaklake Trails Oregon - Mountaindale Sun Pennsylvania - Beechwood Lodge Washington - Kaniska Ranch, Tiger Mountain From the looks of most of these places, they are remote, which would explain the courtesy of a complimentary visit.

I'd still go with rentmen, as friendboy.pro has many complaints about it lately. Hotmasseur seems to have people jumping ship left and right recently, and any others just don't have enough word of mouth to make it worthwhile.

I have been issued one, but the person seeking the protection from me lives in another state. Since I received this, I've been bullied by him via Facebook, which I wonder is a violation of the law, or do I have to file for one in return so this doesn't continue? If the whole concept is to be entirely away from someone, shouldn't it work both ways? I cannot defend myself or I risk jail time, as responding is considered contact, even if not in person.

I've expanded my massage willingness of late, and have made an interesting find. The less in shape a massage therapist is, the less expensive rate is sought. However, from my 3 most recent experiences over the last couple of months in different cities (I always go to their location), more interaction happens with me with the out of shape un-trimmed guys. The first of the 3 rimmed me, which was stunning, as I've NEVER been rimmed by a therapist. The second guy had a great genital massage technique while I was face down, and he also gave a blow job. The most recent guy I saw was great at building me up and relaxing me until I exploded, and he was a swallower! My average donation was about 80 for 1 hour. The fit guys I've seen in the past never reciprocate, if fun is even permitted, and they tend to run about 115 an hour on average. I know of only 1 I'd seen who is now retired who went on a fitness frenzy since I first saw him to the point of me being out-priced for a return visit, as he nearly doubled his rate along with doubling his muscle mass.

What a day. I go to get a Sam's Club membership, smile for the camera, pay with cash, grab my card, then scurry over to the gas station. Then it got fun. My new card wouldn't take at the pump, so I went to the gas station attendant. He told me my card was invalid. I showed him my receipt. He said to go back inside the store because I have a void, inactivated card. Flustered, I head back in to the store. Now for more fun. The lady who helped me was gone. The on-duty clerk told me that what I had could not possibly be my membership or it would have a photo on the back. What I had was just a plastic card with no value. I told him the lady not even 10 minutes ago took my picture and this is what she gave me. He told me to come back to speak with a manager the following day, but what I have is just a random inactive card. Nearly 50 bucks I spend for what was to be 1 year of savings, but instead am left with the accusations that I'm delirious in having purchased a membership. Am I up a creek here? I'm not going to pay twice, but it seems like getting this resolved would need to involve security camera work. Where's my real card?

More importantly, is the temperature of the room hot or mild?

Today everyone got a free taco at that fast food franchise between 2 and 6. I know what a great many are thinking : my trouble was going to a junk food establishment in the first place. Place #1 had a gigantic line, which was to be expected. It was moving rather quickly, though. Strangely, nobody ever got in line behind me. After 20 minutes and me being the only one left in line to order, the cashier shouts "Going on break!", and leaves. I'm thinking WTF?, but can't be mad. It's free food, after all, and they're entitled to a break. The manager after a couple of minutes of me standing there alone and the place quickly emptying out with 1 taco to go orders asks me if I'm ordering anything, or just there for the free taco. I said I'm there for the free taco and he said the cashier will be right back! She took a 14 bless her heart, and after 20 minutes in line and 14 minutes of her break, ordered my taco which amazingly was already ready for me immediately. Nobody came into the restaurant in that entire 34 minute time frame. Can Taco Bell #2 be worse? I walk in, and everyone inside waiting for their tacos has created a weird ring around the entire interior of the place, as if someone barked at people to create space for order takers or something. I said I'd like a free taco. The order taker said that'll be $8.23. I said I thought the taco was free. She said it is, but it would come to $8.23. I asked if they weren't participating, because I was only there for the free taco. She said I would need to pay for the combo and only the 1 taco is free. I said I didn't order a combo. She violently pointed at the combo I never ordered, and said "Are you telling me this is not what you just ordered?" I said I told you I only said I wanted a taco if it's free. She said that I had said 3 tacos, so she put in the combo for me to get 2 tacos and the free one. I said cancel the combo. She said so you don't want anything at all? At this point, the hot-headed manager comes over and asks in a gruff way what the problem is. I said that there isn't one, and left. I need to have an epiphany that free stuff just isn't worth the bother. I should've taken that hint in 2017 when a radio station was on location at a new store with a prize wheel. I waited 2 hours at the store to be first. Concert tickets, movie passes, t-shirts, vacation getaways all up for grabs, and I win a pen. Holy fuck, typing this is clearly explaining why my boyfriend dumped me!

https://neptsdepths.blogspot.com/2014/09/no-need-to-convince-me-im-sold.html This has a photo archive of the male "Sale Of the Century" model's sexy scenes. I was sad to learn the blonde died in a helicopter crash years later. The hunk on the current 2019 "Card Sharks" is Jerry Wolf. He's comfortable in his own skin : [MEDIA=instagram]BTZPn9IFzHa[/MEDIA]

Although I don't remember what his name is, the guy here on the right is a highly successful real estate agent nowadays.

Being shorted needs to be handled that day - no later. I've been a victim of over-paying for services never rendered (sensual instead of therapeutic, only to end up with therapeutic), but that's my bad for always paying up front. Based on that, I only start small in duration with time to feel out my experience and reduce the chances of being accused of under donating since the amount given is smaller.

I have never understood the overnight hire unless necessary. A prolonged period of time like that to me would need to be a weekend getaway hire to be worthwhile. Otherwise, I'm donating hundreds more to hear him snore and eat breakfast.

sorry, sir but this seems to have expired

It's not uncommon today for all who enter places with cover charges to have ID at the ready, no matter what you look like. I even see convenience stores with signs that read "we ID everyone". It's just frustrating to have what is still legal and get turned away.

Were he to be at workout gym (out in capital letters), shirts there are optional. I'm waiting for the pants optional gym, myself.

Tonight I went to a bar with a cover charge and was prevented from entering because my driver's card was marked void. This is procedure when you renew in my state. A supplemental paper is provided to show proof of validity. I showed both. While my ID is indeed void, it is not invalid. My argument to the door lady's boss was to no avail. Were they way in the wrong here, or am I to stop doing anything involving showing ID for 7 to 10 business days? Very lame. This happened on an Indian reservation, so there are no legal ways about this.

I'll keep reading the one PM sent to me repeatedly emphasizing when all seems lost regarding family and so-called friends, there's no better satisfaction than lifting yourself up when it can't get worse and prove to EVERYONE your self worth, and to rise above telling the people in your past a big fuck you. If I wasn't worth anyone's time who I knew then they never shall be worth mine.

I'll return in 12 weeks. I've seemed to have burned bridges with nearly every single solitary escort and masseur I know, as I can't either get anyone to respond, or the ones that do make excuses as to why they can't see me. I don't believe by having a more appealing body with my fitness regimen that this will change, because this may change how I feel about myself, but if I'm the same impossible fucking asshole socially, I will continue to be sad, angry, and alone.

A fetal position blow job with a violent head slap, or FPBJWAVHS for short.

It not about the distance, it's about how you park it...

If someone were to dress up in a phone book costume and sing in a piano lounge, I would pay to see that. The audiences in those types of places are far more fun to watch than the actual performers. I love the commercial with the hunky mermen. That's a rewind and pause pleasure.