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  1. Smurof

    Nath Wyld

    I've mentioned him in an earlier post. I'd rather have his ass to look at next year every month that anyone else's.
  2. Smurof

    Nath Wyld

    I've mentioned him in an earlier post. I'd rather have his ass to look at next year every month that anyone else's.
  3. Based in Las Vegas, all ads from all mediums (erotic on rentmasseur, sensual on masseurfinder, therapeutic on his private webpage) have disappeared. If he isn't returning, thanks to all posters for the modeling and fetish pics of him over the years.
  4. He was a regular poster on this forum until suddenly 8 years ago they came to a halt. Nobody replied to him, but he was asking about Aron Ridge, whom I'm also curious to his whereabouts.
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    Print size

    It's not often that guys want to see things in a smaller format.
  6. The biggest wastes of time are the phone callers. They next to never follow through and book, while most everyone who books an online appointment is legit and shows. The more mindless questions that are asked, the less likely they will take a whirl.
  7. When it's already $350 and up-charging is involved, I'll just admire the pics for free, thanks!
  8. I liked a few from that tv show hosted by RuPaul with the body painters. Needless to say, my favorite episode was when they painted the male bodybuilders.
  9. That's how I watched the "Seinfeld Chronicles" at my grandparents back in 1989, except for the headphones and locked door part.
  10. My mother is an impossible person to be around (which is where I suppose I get that from). A sticking point other people have with her and never want her in their home again is her demanding the tv gets put on a channel she wants to watch, and won't let it go until people relent, as they grumble she will never be invited back. What is the protocol? I say if you're a guest, whatever the home you're at has on (even if it's violent R-rated war films at full volume) is their business. It's their home. Eating at my mother's home for me is never an option, as she is a horrible cook and unsanitary to boot, using unwashed bare hands to scoop ice into glasses!
  11. I had a co-worker who had 5 kids with 5 different men, and gave them all the last names of the 1 night stand dads! I don't get that at all. At least she knew their last names.
  12. Anyone interested or going to this? Judy Tenuta and Kathy Griffin are the headliners. I could use a good laugh.
  13. I wake up when I wake up, and make sure that when traveling the alarm is off. I can't tell you how many times (ok I can, two) previous hotel guests get a faraway laugh at my expense by setting the clock alarm to go off when I'm in a deep sleep. Housekeeping doesn't have time to check for those kinds of room details.
  14. Quite the opposite. I fantasize that my encounter was filmed for only him and I to enjoy, knowing of course that it wasn't, and never watch film of him again, as my own fantasy was (hopefully) just fulfilled.
  15. What you could have done, although hindsight is 20 / 20, is schedule and appointment and then at the end tell him since you pre-paid, we're good now. What could he do? It's not like he can get mad, as you've already given the donation ahead of time. I learned the hard way in the employment world to never, ever loan money. I was fired for reporting a co-worker to my boss for not paying a $100 loan back, even after she hit a $2,000 casino jackpot 2 months after I gave her the money. Turns out the reason she wasn't reprimanded at all was because she was sleeping with my boss!
  16. In Las Vegas, once. I had a crush on the instructor, and prefer my private yoga one on ones at a higher donation rate (no sex, just my nudity and yoga). I did get partnered with a hot muscular young black man at the one session I attended, but for him, being paired with me was clearly a nightmare, as he threw his clothes on and sped off immediately when it was finished! Hairy ass, short in height and cock size, sweaty mess, bad balance : at least now I'm only 3 of the 4. Those elevator shoes work wonders
  17. The school I went to was in a ritzy spoiled kid area, not anywhere close in proximity to where I lived or where I ended up. The worst part of ghetto school was public bus transportation didn't exist due to budget cuts, so I walked 5 and a half miles to and from school every day. The plus I guess is that when people think you're poor, they don't waste time mugging you!
  18. Yes, and Halloween led to my early education downfall. I was illegally going to a great school in a district I didn't live in, many miles from where the home I lived in was. A kid I went to school with came to my home to trick-or-treat, which I couldn't blame since my upper middle class neighborhood kicked ass with good candy. His mom asked if that was my house, and I spilled the beans. Turns out everything came crashing down at once, as my mother was operating a scam business, so in a very short time we went from flying high to living in a ghetto slum pretty much overnight.
  19. Thanks all for the advice. I DID invite my friends to see a touring cover band, but nobody was interested. I'm presuming I suggested doing something too soon after they already went out together, considering we only go out about 5 times a year or so, and rarely close together in time. My closest friend in the bunch (the other bisexual) did ask me if I would ever consider gender re-assignment surgery, and she was serious! I am super feminine with my gestures, voice tone, and barf-inducing gossip, but I love having a penis and balls and have no intention of ever changing sexes. I simply need to change circles of friends.
  20. The answer to your example is simple : Over time, she hoped her friend had become a better person, only to be sorely mistaken. It's almost certain the same mistake won't happen a 3rd time. SHE won't be welcome to book discussion groups anymore!
  21. My and a few girl friends of mine enjoy very occasionally socializing and going out in the evening. We go to bars with live music, trivia pub nights, community bingo fundraisers, etc. Two of us are bisexual, and two of us are lesbian. We've been doing this for a couple of years. The last time we went out, one of the girls brought along a new friend, who seemed nice but also wasn't comfortable with my gender from the vibe I was getting. Turns out she actually hates all men, according to her lesbian friend who I was least sociable with out of the three. I saw that the four of them without me went for a fun night out to see a play I would have gone to had I been invited. Does it make since the group has moved on from me solely because I'm a man? The self-conscious over-thinking takes over (did my shirt smell, is my laugh embarrassing, was my height disadvantage too much to bear since all three were tall by comparison?).
  22. Connor is definitely hot, but I think recently separated from his girlfriend. They used to be on a body waxing website together, a place I patronize.
  23. My vote would be for Darius Soli. He has that tough guy vibe with the tattoos and jock bod. As far as the other way around, I'm surprised Adam Wild (the straight not gay porn actor) never did anything on camera sexual with a man when he was alive. He loved to be dildoed and rimmed, and have the camera focusing on his fantastic ass.
  24. No, and I'm still proud of it even though most others find it to be awful. Same can be said of my long, stray dark hair that grows near one of my eyes.
  25. Does this happen before or after the exfoliation?
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