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Smurof

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  1. 12 times over a three years. His four favorites suffice for recreational income (I'm #4).
  2. and the glasses, and the shirt, and Happy Birthday, Ace 50 years and 50 minutes late
  3. Um no. The only way to ask with tact is if he ever works in tandem with anyone. Otherwise, it's inquiring about competition, which is stupid rude.
  4. As with reviews about anything, the recent reviews are all that matters. A place to eat can be four-and-a-half stars, but the last 5 diners, over weeks of time (that is very key), found the new cook to be horrible. A hotel can be the same, where the last 7 out of 8 say the service is sub-par and the breakfast food was lacking, while the 1 positive review had never stayed away from home ever.
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    Waxing

    The hands and feet are the body parts that hurt like hell when sugared or waxed, in addition to the area just below the center of the chest. The applications used to soothe the pain make it all worthwhile to do it again in a couple of months' time.
  6. There ain't no love with a slut - except maybe the act of the deed. Do it to it and be through with it. And please, please no phone calls.
  7. Doubting a real explanation is wanted, but a whore is a prostitute, while a slut is someone who sleeps around frequently. I prefer the slut camp.
  8. At least XXX arcades aren't dead quite yet, although if you had told me that they would have outlasted Blockbuster Video I would think you were crazy!
  9. Truth be told I was hoping for a "free" experience with someone who advertised without listing rates, only to get a deserved "Fuck You" when I mentioned the most I would be willing to part with, since no rates were listed. It all comes back to not only how good you look, but what your age is, also. It's disappointing seeing so many hot older guys have limited action because young hot men want to be exclusively with other young hot men.
  10. From massages that don't go further, to massages that do, to - Sutton Foster?!? I follow theater not at all, so I will take your word that he or she is a triple threat. Mine would be a massage, blow job for him, and rim job for me. I'm still waiting...
  11. I to try something different for myself booked this kind of appointment, but the provider backed away, claiming I was too frail (and he wasn't wrong). I got some fun naked time in it's place instead.
  12. My screen size is off so I thought this was about snorting LOL. I'll be with a snorer that wakes up small communities before I would ever spent my time around a druggie.
  13. The hotter you look, the better your chances of what you're looking for. With 10 being best, I'm a strong 3 (calves, eyelashes, ass). 3's don't have nearly the experience 10's have.
  14. He may be only recently retired, but Stevo Bobbio is the ultimate NYC ass. Last I knew he was on Staten Island, and still hates Hillary passionately, but takes cock passionately.
  15. If you looked at the naked pics, which do not appear to be photoshopped to me, he looks to be at least seven thick inches, which would look great even if you aren't 4 foot 8.
  16. This can also be applied to hotel reviews. If the folds of the pillow are being raved about, and it's a Motel 6 in New Jersey, find somewhere else!
  17. I remember it enraged Richard Dawson so much when they went to a random wheel to determine who answers the celebrity match on Match Game, since he was picked too often by the contestants. On his game, a question was "Name something Richard Dawson is best known for", and he made certain being on Match Game was NOT on the board! I loved watching tv and hated interacting with other kids back then (que another mental therapist visitation cartoon next)…
  18. Looks like you would be the ideal candidate these days to host one, then.
  19. I've never been on a game show (at my Family Feud audition, we were not selected because we didn't have the "fun factor")! We were smart, smug, and vomit-inducing bores.
  20. Find someone from an established website, like jock2go for example, based on your body type. Plenty of people love first timers. Hookup apps aren't as reliable, and erotic massage specialists won't give you what you're really looking for. Since your description essentially looks like an advertisement of yourself, post YOU on these mediums you mention and great things will happen - soon.
  21. That Ford's body lift rivaled my cock size, and the tires and my waist could be twins!
  22. This should not happen to you. It is a sure-fire way to A. invade privacy, and B. end any potential future business. This does not apply is you have okayed contact ahead of time. Repeat business is a provider's best gage of how things went.
  23. My grandmother (I suppose bless her heart could get inserted here) whipped out a checkbook at Carl's Jr. back in the early eighties. She drove to the bank leaving me there as collateral to retrieve money to pay for our now very cold food upon return. We are soon closing in on the day when my bank will tell me they no longer issue or honor them.
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