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Smurof

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  1. I love watching cams, and it's exciting when the ones with viewership in the multi-thousands reply to a simple compliment from me. I don't know if I could ever bring myself to cam, as those that use hashtags for having tiny or small cocks are still at least a good inch longer than I am when fully hard. :( Then again, the market for cut guys who cam are vastly outnumbered by their uncut counterparts at a ratio of 1 to 14, so I would be a "rare breed".

  2. This morning I was aroused to here two guys in my neighboring hotel room going at it loud, hot, and heavy. While giving me a raging hard-on, I so wished I could have joined in on the fun! I did peek at them when they walked past my room through my peephole when they left their room and they were both buff, rugged studs who appeared nearly half my age.

     

    Lots of thoughts ran into my mind while I was listening to them having sex. Should I pound on the wall when they're clearly busy? Should I knock on their hotel room door? Should I call their hotel room phone? Any of those could have caused a vast array of different possibilities, although since most would have resulted probably in bad ones, I let them be and enjoyed myself alone.

  3. I'm wondering if unless I'm private messaged for details it's not such a good idea to post a negative review. I had a terrible experience with a masseur and scored him less than favorable, with the exception of punctuality and cleanliness. He sent me a text that he didn't appreciate my public evaluation, and then deleted it. Based on his actions, I don't feel a need to give him a 2nd chance to see if he improves.

  4. Every massage I've ever had, whether erotic or therapeutic, at a private home or in an office, involved hands on the bottom. That is, until today.

     

    I less than a week ago got my ass waxed, so it was solid, smooth and fine. I wasn't expecting a HE since I was paying for a "soothing, gentle" experience, but for that area in 60 minutes time to be ignored was crazy.

     

    I'm not going to expose "gluteus none-of-this" to the masses, but just want to know if I'm out of line. I was hoping for it to be a grand finale from the build-up, but simply got a repeat of neck and chest, which is where the massage started.

  5. I saw a masseur approximately two months ago. It was far away from my home, and an enjoyable experience. He seemed to really love my company, and I was in a physical state that was merely temporary (gobs of body hair).

     

    While flattering, I've made clear in numerous texts from him to repeat visit. I was on a vacation, and don't live in the area. My phone prefix is not where I live, as I used to be in his neck of the woods a long time ago. The requests to repeat aren't at a harassing level (yet), but how many times do I need to beat the same "no" drum? I've even told him I'm normally smooth all over, just like he is, but that doesn't stop the "please come see me again" requests.

  6. I love Craig Robinson, but I REALLY hate this sitcom he's in. I've given it too many chances, and it doesn't get better. His Wal-Mart commercials are more entertaining.

     

    He's great as an occasional guest on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine", and I read that show is being cancelled since I was the only one in America to buy their 2017 wall calendar. :oops:

  7. Even though the incident happened this past Summer, a lady died when she tried to go down an escalator, when it flipped and killed her, and now her family is suing....the airline of the plane she didn't catch.

     

    It's hard to criticize people's reactions in an instant, but watching the video I can't believe how long it took anyone around to hit the escalator stop button. This lawsuit reminds me of when Sugarland the country band was sued when a sudden storm crushed concertgoers to death from scaffolding. They were to go on next.

  8. I didn't write the guy's name down, but an individual has a sexy calendar of just him naked, mostly ass shots. He's riddled with tattoos in addition to facial hair (usually not my type), and had a calendar available for this year as well. Since COLT discontinued the butt next year, I'm looking for alternatives.

  9. It pains me to mention this, but he may be more attractive than I. After two straight cancellations, I dared try a third meet-up, only to get a text that the rate needed to be DOUBLED, ok? Um, not ok. I've heard of bait and switch, but at least let me in before the upselling gets started! I thought after saying never mind if they would see me for twice the time but I'm sure that wasn't in the plans.

  10. I love this board, and have been posting going on 1 year. For those with lots and lots to say, make your key points and limit them to no more than a paragraph. Otherwise, your content is primarily ignored.

     

    Mostly political rants are guilty of this, but we're for the most part here to interact with others about things that don't require too much to reply about, and certainly not looking at something "War & Peace"-esque.

  11. Therapeutic - You're covered by a sheet or sheets, except for areas worked on, prices are low, masseur is probably certified.

     

    Sensual - You're probably not covered, touching the masseur is probably permitted with your hands, possibly your mouth. Returning the favor is highly unlikely, although a happy ending is almost certainly probable for you. The masseur is probably not certified. The price is almost always higher than a therapeutic massage.

     

    Erotic - Almost always code for no real massage at all. You're paying an escort rate, but comfortable in your own mind referring to having sex as booking an erotic massage. The session might start out with a massage, but at a minimum mutual oral play is involved.

     

    Happy Holidays to all providers and relax seekers out there.

     

    Smurof

  12. He passed away several years ago, but a fine specimen of hunky-ness was Dan Steele, with his muscle bod, lightly hairy chest, and pronounced thong tan line.

     

    He catered to the non-straight crowd toward the end of his video career, with masturbation and muscle worship videos galore, but I ran across a straight film of his in the early days that was downright embarrassing.

     

    "Long Dan Silver", in which a fake overly grotesque cock is utilized by him in his scenes. Considering his real member is larger than average, much thicker than most, with a giant cut head, this made zero sense.

     

    I've read that Joey Stefano's one and only "crossover" movie was rather horrid, but I've never see that one.

  13. He is one of those ever so popular neck down advertisers over at rentmasseur. He has the same pics on masseurfinder. Anyone had an experience with him? He was cordial with initial contact, but I went with someone else whose rates were for a longer time for the same amount of dough.

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