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QUOTE= Escorts award show?

Yes, the Hookies, which I don't know if they are still around or not, as rentboy was a primary sponsor of the event. Winners loved to tout they were the best, even if it was best bottom in Indiana or something of the like.

This might have been answered already, but who picks the dates for this? Why the same weekend as the music festival each and every year? A Motel 6 should never be $300 when it's worth a tenth of that.

QUOTE Some of the posters here seem really hard up for companionship.

It's more so that the ones who appear to be most in common with our likes happen to not live close. Those that hire are not hard up for money, and see many people with this method. I agree with the majority here that getting them a nice gift of something they like (and really it would take balls to tell you some more money, but if that's the case and you liked your experience, go for it)!

I only will use a sauna or a hot tub if I'm the only one there. I was disappointed in my last hot tub experience because I had hair removal work done and the waxing man said no hot tub, as it would irritate the skin. The only guy in there was the hot looking and flirtatious attendant who told me to be comfortable in any level of undress.

Happy Autumn to all.

Andy Samberg and Joe Lo Truglio from Brooklyn Nine-Nine as far as the modern era goes. From way back in the day, Tim Conway and Harvey Korman from the Carol Burnett Show. Someone with cut and paste skills can post the "Tommy Gobbler" incident (1st one) from the former, and the dentist visit from the latter. Never gets old.

I need the gel, or I come immediately. Really ruins the experience. It makes the joke of the two minute man look like he has some major stamina compared to me! The last porn star I was with had amazing control, and I could feel him use his cock like a control panel, telling me he could come whenever he felt like it, which is why he was in the business for so long.

Has anyone tried either product? I would be hesitant to try the gel because I have a feeling that would sting the hell out of my penis tip as if I had gonorrhea. I'm surprised it's taken this long for KY to get into the condom business. The packaging looks nice. My personal favorite is Lifestyles.

The inability on a profile to determine if a provider is cut or uncut. I can make a presumption if you're Latino or Euro, but that doesn't make it 100 % accurate.

For reviews of anything, the most important aspect of them is timing. If too many positive reviews are bunched together, or no positive reviews are recently posted, I will not give that person or business my time. One bad review by most will be overlooked. It is insane you are having removal trouble, but you should have a right to respond.

I love being messaged naked, and had a fantastic masseur give me incredible experiences in the past. Now on my most recent visit he insisted I be covered, and did massaging through the sheet instead of directly on my skin. He works out of a rented room in an office building, but I only book appointments before or after regular operating hours.

I can attribute this to one of 3 possibilities : A. The least likely of the reasons is he is so busy with so many other clients that he doesn't remember I like no covering when messaged. B. He doesn't want to get in trouble from the law, taking no chances that I might be law enforcement undercover. C. I hate to admit it but I've been in a fitness decline over the last few months, not only growing a gut, but letting myself go hair-wise, and I'm pretty yucky looking with heavy nose, ear, and buttock hair. He's a smoothie and I could sense his disappointment in me since my last visit, both health and hair-wise. I was always smooth neck to toe in my previous visits.

I'm tempted to hit the weights hard, get my body waxed, and see him again in a month and a half to see if my experience improves.

Mine hands down was Adam Phebus

https://www.listal.com/viewimage/1034193

He never posed completely nude, but with what he had on it doesn't matter.

I enjoy the massages of gay men more so than that of bi men. They from my experience are more free with their hands, which I love going to private places. Truthfully, I've never gotten a massage from a straight man, and have no intentions on doing so. The gay men who have massaged me are not at all feminine, and certainly aren't weak.

Advertisers will tell you even if they indicate they are bi, the frequency of a woman requesting a massage is nearly non-existent to never, with no repeat business.

Since he is on Wikipedia, it wouldn't be a secret uncovered. Unless he faked his own death, that is, but conspiracy theories are so old hat. Usage of porn model rather than star for him is a nice touch. Star status should be reserved for those who did more than dabble in the industry.

BTW, how dare you round to the nearest hundredth! And as a U.S. citizen I resent your confusing measurements, as it's ounces per season, not milliliters per quarter.

The biggest change from a long time ago is the introduction to the selfie, and we're much worse off because of it. I liked posing for head shots at JCPenney (yes, really).

Is it commonplace for relationships that form out of cheating to end as a result of cheating? I find it bizarre in heterosexual relationships the majority reaction of the female is to harm or threaten the other female to have their man back supposedly to herself, and to forgive him!

This may be no different than asking if a repeat jailed criminal will commit another crime if released a third time. It's sad to see people deeply hurt when loyalty is shown on their side, but bewildering to me when all is simply swept under a rug as if nothing was ever wrong, ala Hillary Clinton and Connie Chung, for example.

I loved Matthew Rush! He was my runner-up favorite to Jason Adonis. I wish they worked together. Marc Williams would be my third favorite guy for the 2010s.

Of those yet to be listed, from the 20th Century, John Davenport. From the 21st century, Jason Adonis. Big thick cut cocks, beautiful smooth muscular frames, versatility, and stamina I envy!

The ultimate career path for what you seek in life is that of stand-up comedian. Constantly seeking validation while always traveling, but never being mentally stable, is exactly what that profession is. I'd be great at it if I didn't foolishly end up blacklisted years ago, so my career path changed. Good luck.

Now that I see smooth likes hairy (from the comment & like above), I don't know what to think!

I wouldn't attribute shyness to youth. I'll forever regret having a hang-up about my extremely hairy ass when I was a freshman in college. The figure art model gig paid $100 an hour! Today, so many people are fighting over these types of jobs that the colleges can pick great looking bodies, and pay next to no money compared to the 80s. Today, the last thing I am is a looker (well, okay, maybe a "was it really that small" pondering) but I LOVE to be naked as much as I can, be it getting waxed, massaged, or at a nudist resort, and don't care what other people think. Perhaps today's youth care too much.

My first would be the first of many if it wasn't so far away. It was in Phoenix a few years ago. He was older, smooth except for a nice head of hair on his head and above his giant cock. He would knock it into my head while I was face down on the massage table. When I turned over, he maneuvered his genitals to my face and massaged my calves, feet and upper legs while we 69ed. He then removed the face rest, got on his back, and massaged my ass while I fucked his face! It was so amazing I almost couldn't believe the experience I was having. Sadly for all of us, he retired to spend more time with his children. Perhaps we can be lucky down the road if they have his genetics!

So, I’m totally understanding of the YMMV concept and the art of chemistry etc. but it seems like with the ever evolving changes on MF and other platforms that a new “middle ground” of sensual has occurred.

 

Maybe I’m in a rut and just picking a lot of scammers or people taking advantage of the situation but there seems to be a TON of providers in various cities not just my hometown that are perfectly fine with you being undraped but NOTHING remotely sensual happens. As an example: I’ve seen a local masseur several times and he states over and over that his sessions are therapeutic but there is never a top sheet. I’ve asked about options and get the “sorry, no”. And yet time and time again no top sheet. I feel like I’m giving a show so to speak and paying for the opportunity.

 

And, I don’t get it.

 

Why in the world would a provider want to stare at an undraped body if their goal was to only provide a therapeutic session? Why would they want this sort of ambivalence? If I’m undraped it used to be for a specific reason ...

 

Am I missing something?

Two words : less laundry

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I suppose I could be a night owl for Carly - once.

Hell yes, and it's why I will be single 'till death. I fucking hate night owls passionately. Eating dinner at 9 pm, sleeping in until 11 or later. Not for me, ever!