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As I looked through my junk mail, I remember several years ago the Big 5 Sporting Goods store had a photo of an incredibly hot looking man wearing the speedo swimsuit when it went on sale. Today, it's just a photo of the suit not being worn.
In some store ads advertising swimming pools for sale, there was this incredibly handsome muscular tanned stud playing catch in the pool with his family, and he appeared to be wearing tight red swim boxer briefs.
My absolute favorite photo, and it only printed once, was a now defunct clothing store with this massive muscle chest stud with gigantic dark brown nipples, wearing white cotton briefs.
I've wondered if there were highly talented artists creating these dreamy dudes, or if they were real.
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Am I the only one who doesn’t understand the poster’s second sentence? Is that an inside joke or simply the worst constructed and grammatically incorrect sentence in the English language?
…says someone who counters with two nicely written, error-free, easy to understand sentences. Are you better than that?
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...or will it now be a "straight resort"? Isn't the predominant orientation of hotel guests up to, I don't know, the hotel guests? I know when a XXX theatre was renovated and re-opened as a theater with first-run children's movies, it was a gigantic bust (pun intended) near where I used to live because nobody wanted to take their families to a former porn place. "Straight" resorts are more than a dime a dozen.
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There are a minority of masseurs who seem to change up their rates for no reason. Whether they are traveling, or believe a special event is coming to town, why alter instead of have a consistent rate? In other words, if you seek a peak rate, why not charge it all the time?
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Why is this thread empty?
I enjoy jokes I don't get initially . Wait a moment, maybe you didn't see this reply?
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Has anyone met anybody from this forum in the traveling members section, other than at a pre-arranged gathering like Palm Springs? Also, has anyone tried more than once to use the escort travels section, and met up with zero people?
115 degree weather outside with nothing to do recreationally must really turn off, um, everybody! Day two in Laughlin and it's awfully boring. Entertainment here currently are tribute acts and cover bands. No, and no! If my room stay wasn't comped, I'd be out the door and back home like the rest of the civilized world.
This isn't the only forum I've attempted and failed to meet other people, but I'm not going the newspaper route, as that from reading other ads seems sadly desperate. The best advice I've been given is to transform my body into something desirable, and positive social results will follow.
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Penis predicaments make me queasy, but I will say that those who use pumps too much end up with over-stretched skin when flaccid. If you like an uncut look as a cut guy, there's your solution.
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I'd love to see this guy, but won't see outcall only masseurs. How impossible could it be to use a bed at their place? Or even a garage floor? When you're that good looking, you can massage me in front of your 5 other roommates in a hallway for all I care. Living with parents? Tell them I'm your touchy-feely friend! No situation (even living out of a car) works for the outcall only excuse.
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Well if that doesn't kill the mood. Who knew you can turn down two kinds of blow at once?
- rvwnsd, + sync and + friendofsheila
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The stereotype is real. Thick smoke, lots of Asians, and nobody smiling. The commercials couldn't be more inaccurate, with attractive young white people laughing and throwing their chips in the air with joy! It's like the places Wheel Of Fortune send people these days : remote island nations you've never heard of, where one step off resort property can mean certain crime victim or statistic status.
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The same people who are gung-ho about renting to own are the exact same people who live their lives at check cash in advance businesses. It took my rental office asking me how I was enjoying my furnished apartment one day to get me off my ass and buy a house. When I told them my furniture was my own, they clammed up. Turns out I was over-paying by nearly $300 a month compared to new tenants for almost 4 years. Frustrating to know I gave my property owner nearly 15 grand more than anybody else over time.
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No, but I have changed my own identity to see someone since I burned my bridge before an initial encounter. "You have a woman's name, and I don't see women", he texted. I texted back, "I am a man with a predominantly female name, not my fault." He was the only person I saw who wanted to arrange a follow-up appointment before I left. I wasn't interested.
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Yuk! It's nearly impossible to have an inability to adjust the temperature, barring being outside, of course. I'm okay with heavy (natural) breathing, as I find that arousing.
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As I sit here in my castle looking into my hand-held mirror next to my gigantic mirror (joking, yes really joking, I don't have a hand-held anything), I'm wondering how many people use this available feature. I don't.
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12 times over a three years. His four favorites suffice for recreational income (I'm #4).
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Lol...I like the Superman idea, but will he take off the pants for me, too!? It is my birthday after all!
and the glasses, and the shirt, and
Happy Birthday, Ace 50 years and 50 minutes late
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Ignorance Of History
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While the popular FOX show character and the brand name love glove may be more well known, I as most everyone have never heard of "The Other Muhammad Ali". What exactly is boxing, anyway?