Smurof

Telemarketer for a phony charity.

Was phony a pun there?

One year ago today, my ex did something that was incredibly sinister : outed me to my family. This has created a world of psychological damage to me. There's a current restraining order from him on me which goes for over a few more years, but I wonder if this crossed the line with what he did from being immoral to being criminal.

What makes it so much further frustrating is that he boasts PUBLICLY of the criminal activity he's involved in, and has at a minimum one close friend in law enforcement who looks the other way. I've informed them of his activities, and they choose to do nothing. My therapist as well as people I talk to, which isn't very many, all collectively tell me that I need to put the hurtful things he does behind me, or I will be the one who gets in trouble, not him.

It should go without saying I feel he should be behind bars, but I also know two things about being in jail. At some point in time, you get out, and then my safety and well-being re-become endangered. Also, if incarcerated, he has contacts who can invoke further problems to me, which I'm also fearful of.

Screaming bloody murder on a choo choo train ride at age 3. The ride went in a small circle on a track. Therapy started shortly thereafter, and continues to this day. I'll let Amtrak know when I'm ready....

Happy Valentine's Day, all. I thought it is a perfect day to ask about what you prefer a male butt to look like, and wouldn't mind you throwing in whether your preference is different on others than that of yourself.

A. completely smooth, whether it's had permanent laser work, waxing, or a razor, and no hair both inside (anus area) and out.

B. completely smooth, whether it's had permanent laser work, waxing, or a razor, and a furry surprise around the hole when the cheeks are spread.

C. mostly naturally furry, except the inner crack / anus area, which is smooth from either waxing or a razor

D. completely naturally hairy, with the inner crack / anus area also covered in hair

For me, I've had all four looks, depending on who I know I'm seeing. On others, I like the smooth look inside and out - prefer total body smoothness other than brows and lashes.

My porn star Mount Rushmore post was lots of fun (Is Jeff Stryker really over-rated)? So I figured it makes sense to put your personal favorite masseurs carved on a mountain, your top 4. Each list should be personal to you, but it will be interesting to see repeat names on some of yours. Here's mine :

Bold Bodywork Brent (Las Vegas), Bearmasseur (San Diego), Massage By Matt (Colorado Springs), MichaelG (Las Vegas). Michael has the most skilled hands when I'm on my back, Brent has the most skilled hands when I'm on my front, Steve (Bearmasseur) has the most skilled [censored] when I'm on my front, and Matt has the most skilled [censored] when I'm on my back.

P.S. censored isn't necessarily what you think it might be!

If I were to have a Mount Rushmore of guys I want to see the most, it would be Tampa Tyler (northern FL), AdamExplorer (TX), Miami Hung Muscle (southern FL), and TopNotchLatin (CA)

Pitching fast underhand at the neighborhood park. Listening to Manilow on my portable stereo further distanced my masculinity.

We're just all waiting for your drummer to show up.

It was fun to figure it all out, but my total is nine. However odd as it may be, only two were "me in them AND them in me" encounters! I appear to be a bi bottom by a hair.

While the Old Timers had their day, I am more focused on the Hot youngins... and perhaps we need a Mount GAYmore with more relevant "inDicktees"...?

See how the youngins age first before plopping enshrining them in marble. Will Reno Gold be a name we remember even 2 years from now?

The criteria is simply your own personal favorite four men from that genre.

Mine are Jeff Stryker - he once referred to me as a "dear friend" in real life, Jason Adonis - I love that rimming was his forte on most of his partners, Matthew Rush - considering his balls were so taut, I'm surprised I never saw a scene of someone swallowing his entire genital region, and Bobby Blake - I remember him doing one straight scene, and it was one of the most awkward porn moments seeing someone so uncomfortably out of their element.

If someone wants to take the time to superimpose these legends on that famous mountain for me, that would be awesome!

Can anyone identify who this is?

Pectorals, singing ability, genital size are my likes of Mr. Mendes, in that order.

It seems to me that since March of last year, the volume of men who have become attractively muscular is immense. Most surprising to me are the sheer volume of "twinks" who were in porn as wiry types with big cocks in 2019 who have since turned to weight lifting for a hot body to go along with their already nice looking penis. I wish I could remember off the top of my head the name of a relatively new site devoted to twinks fucking hunks. Honestly, many of these youngsters have put on so much beef that at SOME angles it's difficult to distinguish who is who. ?

The first "regular guy" who is famous who I know of that had a body that went from literal twig to genuine stud (who wasn't a porn star) is comedian Carrot Top. Seeing the massive body change of musician Mike Posner, gossip king Perez Hilton, and especially YouTuber Tyler Oakley has been pretty amazing to me. It has garnered a VERY large increase in their fan bases, mostly more men.

I do give kudos to those that have made it a focus to be fit and stay fit since their teens, and still maintain a great looking body when they are advanced in age. Terminally healthy individuals will always have a leg up on their newly joined counterparts, but should be no less interesting. However, I'll always be a fan of before and "after" photos!

available in Los Angeles currently? The time frame on the Rent Men ad is current, but the profile is defunct. From the cumulative opinion on here, his rear is among the best to find anywhere - I first discovered his glutes when he was on Model Mayhem - LOVE the artistic picture of him having sex with a swan!

https://rent.men/Vincenyc

I can't speak of 2021 Stevo, but he was a rabid, hyper-opinionated anti-Hillary man back in '16. "Hire the body, not the mind. Hiring the mind is College". - Smurof

12 years after being in a school fist-fight, I became brief friends with my bully. He introduced me to a bass player when I needed someone to appear on local cable access tv for a pre-scheduled appearance, which I'm forever grateful. I bumped into this same bully turned brief friend a few years after that, and asked whatever became of the long-haired spaz dude who was on tv with me. He told me he had a sex change and showed me a photo of her. I haven't seen either one since. He (and she) aren't on social media, and although many clips of that public access music show are on YouTube, my gig isn't.

On a side note, one of the first college courses I dropped out of was one taught by this bullies' mother. I was too uncomfortable with her knowing who I was - the last name was the same as his, but I didn't pay any attention to that when I enrolled in it.

For when dental records aren't enough ID...

British Hairy Twink... with his socks on!

Don't know why that bothers me but it does. ?

That he's British, hairy, a twink, or all 3? ?

"Rock on with your socks on, said nobody with shoes". - Smurof

Is the guy on the right Joey from "Friends"? ?

Try it without the https. I was not able to get the link to work by clicking on it, sorry.

Perhaps the moderators can shift this topic to the massage side, but I re-ran across this, my most appreciated post of all time tonight.

He used to have the handle xafnndapp, but hasn't posted on here pretty much abruptly right around the presidential election. I know we tragically lost forum regular bigvalboy this year, who I enjoyed privately messaging with. If Italiano is laying low, I know he's not alone - LOTS of people have disappeared from social media for their sanity.

Happy new year to all. Next year for me, less teasing and posting, more money saving with less gambling.

Smurof

Frequently there will be a city where there are two men who are a toss-up on who to see. It's not uncommon for guys of similar builds to be familiar with one another, as it is a very competitive business.

I'm wondering what kind of extra gratuity should be given to guys who ahead of time are made aware that you want to watch the two of them interact with one another? Giving the suggested donation rate seems insulting because you are essentially arranging their time to be not directly with yourself, what would be fair?

For me, a fantasy that would involve way more than I could financially make a reality would be for Skye Woods and Aden Taylor to be with one another, since they both are porn stars from yesteryear who still today have incredible muscular physiques, and presently advertise. C'mon, lottery!

One of my thrills this year was receiving two erotic massages in a row about three weeks apart from a therapeutic masseur. I had been seeing this person for years, and he is a major tease, so it was a dream come true to be able to "have things go further".

I don't know if it is because of the time of day that it wasn't the same my last two visits, since the erotic ones were first thing in the morning, while the non-erotic ones were at the end of his day, or if that's just something that will have to stay a pleasant memory, since I feel it's awkward asking about something that really wasn't supposed to happen, although I love that it did!

I just am not sure what to do, since I was personally bummed that the "fun stopped", but yet he is an excellent massager. I could try a morning appointment again, and if nothing "special" happens, I'll understand that it just never will anymore. Or, who knows? Maybe it's his horned up mental state coming to work directly from the gym that was why I was fortunate to be able to be "fed the beast".

I do believe it's my new semi-muscular body that is what led to having an intimate opportunity : he told me that he is proud of me. It doesn't take a genius to figure out the guys with the hot bodies have the better times with the hires.

I don't run, either Armyhands. For those who continue to constantly post "WTF is he referring to now?", Armyhands was in an earlier post explaining his military background, and that he doesn't run. Now, I'm not criticizing your service you provide, just the silly errors. Since you show how unhinged this makes you (just like when I asked you if you were circumcised or not many years ago), I'll take the advice of a former forum member who did not have a good experience with you and stay away. Naturally, that guy wouldn't post a review on your website. You want to look as good as you can.

Kudos for having a separate website and for offering occasional gifts to promote yourself, Armyhands, and sorry for making you angry. If I change my mind and give you a try, I'd even tip an unbelievable 33 and a third percent of your asking rate on your current special. I'll let you do the math.

Some months back he sent information about his newly remolded bathroom. I politely told him he really should change that, and he let me know it was too late, since people know what he really meant. Today, he's having an Election Day special, which is nice. 20% off his $50 massage - only $30. I'm no math major, but scaring people off with grime is one thing. Ripping yourself off by not understanding subtraction is plain insanity.

https://rentmasseur.com/armyhands