DrownedBoy

I wonder how many clients besides me are observing an "embargo" on escorts who act proudly Russian 😁

Yes on the politeness. Before asking for an ETA, ask if everything is ok and if they're still coming. If they do end up ghosting you, just post a warning here.

Hopefully better with the Italian language than the English....

I've noticed something weird in my hiring. While there are good kissers out there, a lot of guys who list "kissing" don't want to really French kiss, even if I confirm before the meeting. For some reason, those guys have absolutely no problem shoving their tongue down my throat; they just don't want my tongue in their mouth. Anyone else notice that?

https://rent.men/Uriel Uriel used to be based in Chicago, and I'm really kicking myself for not hiring him then. He kisses so well I don't even mind the beard. Anyone know good Chicagoan kissers? A lot of them say kissing "isn't their thing."

As a client, I have to mention one thing. If an escort doesn't let people he's visiting for the weekend ahead of time, he's going to lose a lot of potential clients.

Haven't been invited yet. Too bad. I like being the naughty little guy...

Oh, there are reasons to make that up, as I learned. A certain escort was traveling to my city. I tried setting something up a week ahead of time, but he told me to wait. Once in town, he told me he was totally booked, but would squeeze me in....if I paid a higher and outrageous rate. I stopped responding immediately. If you're going to try and scam me, have the decency to use something original and believable.

I loved how, with Mike, when I asked, "Do you have a blindfold?", he just reached into his bag and grabbed one.

I only know one instance where this happened. According to a regular, a guy tried a bad bill, but it was so obviously counterfeit that he rejected it on first sight. Most counterfeit bills look pretty crappy. I am worried, though, what will happen if you have a stash of older, 1980s hundreds (which use an older design).

Met him twice so far. I enjoyed his company, and he's a nice guy with a good body, but travels a lot, which makes setting up appointments somewhat difficult.

It's not a tip, but after seeing a regular for 5 years at the same rates, I insisted on giving him an "inflation adjustment" after the past year. Mainly because he owns a car and drives to me, and gas prices have exploded.

I recall an escort who was really full of himself (he thought he was a professional model). Really lousy session. At one point, he started laughing at my Asberger's and saying, "You're like Sheldon on Big Band Theory!" This reminded me of a comment I had earlier read on this board - an overweight client got told, "You should be on The Biggest Loser." Gotta admire these lovely attitudes, guaranteed to result in repeat hires...

I was going to say he's "still muscular," then I realized it's been at least 6 years since our only session...

In terms of response time - I was wondering. If some guy was a regular who you knew well and trusted, would you be willing to do an outcall "immediately" if they asked?

This. One reason I don't spend much time chasing high priced visitors is because they apparently think that if they're worth that much money, they're better than everyone else. And they brag a lot, which is a bone killer for me. I still recall a guy who got some photos published, so he thought of himself as a professional model. I kept my mouth shut as to his probable career prospects.

Ditto. On RM, I went to give a visitor 5 stars, but found I was blocked. I figured he was either weirded out by my RP fantasy, or he was afraid he did a bad job and was heading off a bad review. Too bad if it was the second option.

I put on tighty whities that have been slit in strategic places. Then ask them to tear my underwear off.

Damn that's a good find. Have to check his NYC prices though.

It never is. At least it's easy to block their number and RM ad.

No oral, anal, or kissing. Yeah sounds like a deal....

This is a shame. I have relatively new regulars who are hungry for reviews, but $10/month just for that is too much. That's double what Amazon Music costs.

I've heard talk of the "phone number" list as well. It must not be screened, since I have a single "bad" mark, probably my former regular who had a roid rage problem. That's if what I heard from one escort is true.

Have you ever wrapped a fifty around your driver's license? 😄

I'm wondering - what would happen to rates if, in the United States, sex work was legalized, regulated, and taxed like any other kind of work? I can think of several opposing factors.