Beancounter

Bless your heart!
 
People think I'm using this expression to console someone when, in fact, I'm being condescending. Been in the South way too long, me thinks.

Bless your heart!
 
People think I'm using this expression to console someone when, in fact, I'm being condescending. Been in the South way too long, me thinks.

Bless your heart!
 
People think I'm using this expression to console someone when, in fact, I'm being condescending. Been in the South way too long, me thinks.

Bless your heart!
 
People think I'm using this expression to console someone when, in fact, I'm being condescending. Been in the South way too long, me thinks.

It's interesting in Ian Frost's ad that he states "I have cheaper rates. Ask me." Makes me think I get to choose between a generic brand versus a brand name. Perhaps a Walmart vs Neiman Marcus shopping experience.

Long time ago, I was working temporarily in another city, so I wanted to find a masseur and schedule some regular sessions. First appointment was with a guy who lived near a major university. Studio was on the 4th floor of a large apartment house. Climbed dozens of stairs to get there. Dude opens the door, invites me to sit down for the "interview". Asks me what my favorite Disney character is (wtf?) and do I like unicorns. Not making this up. Then we move to the bedroom - no table, just a bed - and I disrobe and stretch out. He turns out the lights, and switches on a thousand tiny little Christmas lights, cranks up the music (Fantasia?) and he begins to hum along. Holy shit. Then he starts rubbing my backside, a little. Then I feel something cool - so I ask what's he doing? Baby powder, he says. Johnson's baby powder. Seriously? His humming turns to singing, the incense is getting strong, and I'm wondering how the hell I'm going to get out of this. Then he starts asking if I want spanked, or a little whipping? Uh, S&M ain't my thing. I'm sure I could have whipped HIS ass, but thought better of it. My pants were close by, and so was my cellphone. I grabbed it and faked receiving a call, told him it was an emergency and had to leave. He starts getting all weird. His fee was $60 (that should have told me something) and I said that I'd give him 40 now, and come back later for the rest. He agreed, but insisted on giving me a big hug before I left. Grabbed the rest of my gear and flew down the stairs. "my, oh my, what a wonderful day" was still ringing in my ears.

I know a couple of escorts who have been arrested for what would be considered a "violent" crime. They happen to be THE BEST, hands down, of the escorts I know and also happen to be very well thought of here at Daddy's. I would be alone with them ANY TIME THEY WANTED!
 
It happened to come out in conversation - nothing to hide!

We have a winner! Best of the best stories!

We have a winner! Best of the best stories!

I'm assuming there's a typo in your comment but it's a classic! I chuckled out out loud trying to decide if you meant "level playing field" or "level laying field". In the end both would be appropriate given the nature of this thread. :D:D

https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/dav_nel87.shtml
 
This recommendation comes to me via one of my best friends who just recently engaged the services of these two. He hired this twosome and was thoroughly pleased with his extremely relaxing massage and to top things off he told me that one of the guys rated a 10 while the other one was only an 8. :D:D
 
Like I said though, this is a heresay review but my friend has never lied to me before.

I'm going to send you a PM.

https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/dav_nel87.shtml
 
This recommendation comes to me via one of my best friends who just recently engaged the services of these two. He hired this twosome and was thoroughly pleased with his extremely relaxing massage and to top things off he told me that one of the guys rated a 10 while the other one was only an 8. :D:D
 
Like I said though, this is a heresay review but my friend has never lied to me before.

Thanks for the recommendation!

I knew my cousin was gay when I saw the gallon size Crisco can in the floor of his closet. I had to finger out how he used it.

Crisco vegetable shortening.

I wonder if hipster fisters use coconut oil instead? :rolleyes:

Crisco vegetable shortening.

Crisco vegetable shortening.

Andrew Justice is not to be missed. Ever.
Sigh ... Memories.

Don't include me in "EVERYONE" you don't have a clue how everyone thinks. How could you?

Maurice based on the novel by E.M. Forster. Great movie.

Love! Valor! Compassion! A personal favorite movie of mine.

I remember liking The Crying Game. The ending came as a total surprise to me. Sadly, I've aged tremendously since I saw the film and don't remember much else about the film

Maurice based on the novel by E.M. Forster. Great movie.