Rod Hagen

George Saunders pointed this out from Silas Marner: "On rocky isles gulls woke." In one line it describes what most writers would take paragraphs to set up. And I love that the punctuation is purposely wrong.

O Mi god, I forgot to say it's ALSO best for access to his dick while you're fucking him. Don't forget the bottom's dick!

When I traveled I never did. But, hotels and flights were much cheaper then and I very much enjoy travel.

I've heard, I have no idea if this is true, that the presence of condoms and lube in the escort's pocket/backpack is often used as evidence that they were going to the hotel for illegal behavior.

I love every position. Before covid I hadn't been doing Lotus as often as I used to just because my mattress isn't as firm as it used to be. It's still firm, but for lotus to be most comfortable it's best on a very firm mattress or on a very cushy yoga mat. I've fucked guys on my desk, on my table, on my floor, on my chairs, in the shower, outside (many times). All locations that don't result in arrest are good locations. All conceivable and attainable positions are good. But, my go to, is definitely missionary. It's best for kissing while fucking it's best for eye gazing while fucking it's best for holding the bottom's face holding the bottoms chest playing with the bottom's nipples and I feel it's the best position for inexperienced bottoms vs the more vaunted "on your stomach" because even though there is perhaps occasionally a bit more rectal resistance, it's only a bit* and that is more than compensated for by the intimacy of being face to face like a couple of Bonobos. *put a pillow under his ass, that helps a lot.

I have no idea who he is, and he's not wrong.

Over on the MER there are some guys who have described recent trips to the Saunas in Brazil.

"Wait you turn" Ha! So funny. Love that line.

So perfect. So Sad.

I prefer longer emails, but I'm older. I think most prefer very very very very short messages/texts these days.

The sports I like are the sports I like, BUT I've always loved this Amy Schumer quote from Trainwreck: Dianna : Your thoughts? Amy : I'm sorry, I just... I don't know why we treat these athletes like heroes just because they can skate fast or kick a ball in a net. I just think it's weird. No offense. I just think that sports are stupid, and anyone who likes them is just, like, a lesser person. And has a small intellect.

Definitely agree about having fun. Getting too serious is a boner killer for me, generally I'm very upbeat and cheerful.

Lucky you. I used to dread flying out to join friends at Breck. Then I discovered Diamox and totally fell in love with the place. Better Skiing through chemistry.

March will be 22 years. A good start.

Swimming every day or night I could get away from farm work in the 2 1/2 months of summer in Northern Minnesota. And skiing. I've been skiing since I was 4 years old. I tried track, but it exacerbated my asthma, so I usually false started purposely on anything great than 200m so that I'd be DQ'd.

Jesus christ, did he really? Wow. Just, wow.

Did you get a pager in the 80s so you didn't have to wait at home to get calls from your classified ads? If you did, people who saw it must have thought you were a young doctor

I love the Billionaire's Boys Club feel of this photo:

You've conducted a comprehensive study?

Here you go:

An older man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing' Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing ..' The doctor was shocked ! You asked your neighbor ? The old man replied "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

I have to agree that it's not unrealistic. Here's the problem with escorting and covid, and I've posted about this before: There is every indication that where Covid is concerned, the dose makes the poison. In other words, the more of the virus you take in the sicker you are likely to become. An escort-client interaction is just asking for severe symptoms. I have not figured out how to reconcile this with, finally, some day going back to work. To your question Kaboom, I wish I could help you, I do not really know other LA escorts these days, apart from the wonderful/perfect Kristian of course. Good luck!

I can't wait. The interview with Marueen Dowd this weekend was fantastic. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/17/style/sacha-baron-cohen-maureen-dowd-interview.html

Yeah, I don't remember that trickle of blood in the Family Guy episode. It may have been there and I missed it or someone may have added it to the animated gif.

I would say this. If you are going to tip an escort or masseur AND you are certain you are going to see them again, tie the tip to something. In other words, if you always pay $200 and then one day you give him $300 but you say nothing about it, he will be expecting it next time. Ok, that sounds like his problem not yours, but what happens is that it creates confusion. The escort starts to second guess himself, what did I do wrong this time, he "only" gave me $200, but last time he gave me $300. Do it it like this as you're pulling out the money, if you are inclined to add a $50 or a $20 or what have you, 1. Make it clear that you are adding additional bill or bunch of bills AFTER you pulled out the fee. 2. While handing him the TIP just say, "you said you need a new phone, so put this in the phone piggy bank" or narrow it down even more, "here, get out of the apartment and get something out to eat tonight/today"