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"In exchange for my fee, I will be getting my junk massaged by whatever orifice of yours I choose, using melted butter for lube"

"In exchange for my fee, I will be getting my junk massaged by whatever orifice of yours I choose, using melted butter for lube"

J - Try "Thanks for getting in touch. I'd like to meet you - can you specify 2 possible time slots you definitely have open? Day and time please. I can get back to you with more info if you give me solid options to consider. It's likely I can make one or the other work for us both!" 

Gregory Maguire's book is still the best. Unless one hates AltPOV Origin Stories. Or reading. 

Is it possible he means LAX, as in, the airport in LA?

"In exchange for my fee, I will be getting my junk massaged by whatever orifice of yours I choose, using melted butter for lube"

From my POV as a client, who has a busy life, I generally include the day and time I’m looking for - it’s generally a 3-4 hour window. If that doesn’t work, I have to move on. And we have 2-3 providers that we have great chemistry with so usually one is free. We also generally plan several days to a couple of weeks in advance. Some providers tell me to reach out the day before. I don’t do that unless it’s a regular. 

"In exchange for my fee, I will be getting my junk massaged by whatever orifice of yours I choose, using melted butter for lube"

"In exchange for my fee, I will be getting my junk massaged by whatever orifice of yours I choose, using melted butter for lube"

"In exchange for my fee, I will be getting my junk massaged by whatever orifice of yours I choose, using melted butter for lube"

"In exchange for my fee, I will be getting my junk massaged by whatever orifice of yours I choose, using melted butter for lube"

As Cristy Lane might've sung, one dick at a time, sweet Jesus...

When hiring for massage (more likely for me now) the face is irrelevant, because my eyes will be closed. Eye contact is nice when I first arrive and we chat, but once my clothes are off, and I'm face in the cradle, I'm not real chatty, and just listen to his hands do the talking. 

1 client's perspective:
Specifying day, time, duration and location first eliminates the doubt of initial "available?" Also if provider has more than one ad (masseur v escort) include the site so he knows which svc you want. Read the profile. If it includes 'same day only' and you like to plan ahead, just move on. I personally like 24-48hr planning, which he may reject 1st time. Fine. just Let him offer rate after availability sorted. And remember, a response is neither guaranteed, nor a guarantee of it lining up. Because humans. 

I think "that progressive" in 1880 was perhaps being civil to black people - it was his own party that regarded him as progressive. Likely, he was practical, from a war survivor's POV. And in order to keep it to 4eps, while splitting the story between victim and assassin, political nuance from the book on which it's based probably wound up on the cutting room floor. 

I think "that progressive" in 1880 was perhaps being civil to black people - it was his own party that regarded him as progressive. Likely, he was practical, from a war survivor's POV. And in order to keep it to 4eps, while splitting the story between victim and assassin, political nuance from the book on which it's based probably wound up on the cutting room floor. 

"Hey soandso, I hope you're having a great day/evening/weekend. I saw your profile in RM and was wondering about your availability and rate <tonight/tomorrow night> for a n-hours outcall to <neighborhood> ? Thank you!"
That's my template.

just finished it.......fun (if that can be said) production, pleasant to watch, not too long (I'm going to watch Ken Burns' new show on the American Revolution starting tonight and am girding myself for the famously long episodes, though I love his productions).....
good comments by @poolboy48220 above......all characters seem to have had their reputations (good or bad) exaggerated for the sake of movie melodrama......Matthew MacFadyen fantastic as Guiteau...... 
ending a bit sentimental/misty as the Garfield family (minus James) sits to an outdoor meal (Martha Stewart would be happy) under utterly beautiful skies amid swelling inspirational music......
recommended.....good review of an obscure part of US history......  

Agreed.
Always an admirer of his acting skills.
My favorite Mr. Darcy. 
 

I really liked this, but found myself wondering if it was a bit whitewashed; was Garfield really *that* progressive? Difficult to tell how that would have worked out given his brief time in office. And did Chester Arthur really make such a pivot from an a-hole to a good man?

Death By Lightning - a new 4ep limited series about the events leading up to the assassination of President James Garfield is definitely worth checking out. 

For Sondheim fans, the name Charles Guiteau is familiar from the musical Assassins. Playing Guiteau, Matthew MacFadyen turns in another great performance in a quirky character role, marrying danger with innocence in that way he has. Michael Shannon in a full beard is compelling as Garfield and totally a yummy daddy bear. Brad Whitford and Nick Offerman also excellent.
One historian said that what moved him about the show, was how it highlighted the loss of a truly intelligent and decent leader whose true potential for post-war national healing was never realized, cut short by one man with easily hurt feelings. I agree.  
Production values, direction, photography and supporting cast very strong. If you're a history buff, or just love facial hair, give it a go and let us know what you think. 

Death By Lightning - a new 4ep limited series about the events leading up to the assassination of President James Garfield is definitely worth checking out. 

For Sondheim fans, the name Charles Guiteau is familiar from the musical Assassins. Playing Guiteau, Matthew MacFadyen turns in another great performance in a quirky character role, marrying danger with innocence in that way he has. Michael Shannon in a full beard is compelling as Garfield and totally a yummy daddy bear. Brad Whitford and Nick Offerman also excellent.
One historian said that what moved him about the show, was how it highlighted the loss of a truly intelligent and decent leader whose true potential for post-war national healing was never realized, cut short by one man with easily hurt feelings. I agree.  
Production values, direction, photography and supporting cast very strong. If you're a history buff, or just love facial hair, give it a go and let us know what you think. 

I have never requested a provider to help me move a dead body. Instead, I'll find one who hosts, and then deal with it later once Mother gets home. 

 

I have never requested a provider to help me move a dead body. Instead, I'll find one who hosts, and then deal with it later once Mother gets home. 

 

I have never requested a provider to help me move a dead body. Instead, I'll find one who hosts, and then deal with it later once Mother gets home.