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I already had a college blondie - back when I could have them for free. Smart, funny, a speedo tan line that was consistent within a micron, and white skin beneath… and Dolphin shorts, which he could wear as street wear. In the daytime!! Smelling salts please.

Don’t you hate it when… …a topic is just a general question without any context? Not to be mean, @Jostartopics that are clear get more looks and genuine advice - so, perhaps a hint: How should I deal with provider’s aggressive sales pitch? (By the way, the moment I posted my nudes in my RM profile they stepped back…😜)

I had a friend who boasted about his 9-foot Steinway Concert Grand Penis-Extension. Fond of musicians, he was…

Remember, he is offering time in exchange for payment. Expectations of anything beyond sharing time in the same space can lead to disappointment. I always bring some knitting just in case - that way it’s only money being wasted 🤓

I found both the writing and her performance to exceed all my expectations! I look forward to S2

Centuries ago an attractive woman who behaved in a snobby or aloof way would be tagged with “what, she thinks her twat is gold-plated?” There are some men who are blessed with with a beautiful and perfectly sized cock, usually told “It’s the _____ I’ve ever had” And some of these perfect-cocked guys believe (some know) that what they offer in bed can excuse all sorts of bad behavior. An old friend famed for his D used to talk to me about girls’ reaction to it, “she said I should have it gold-plated”. He’s now on his second (third??) divorce last I heard. Apparently its value did not appreciate. So I’m not surprised if the meaning has changed. Everyone already knows who’s got what (and how it’s finished) well before the first face to face. And women who declare men to be pigs really can’t be proven wrong.

Favorite of mine?? A zillion years ago, a prize-winner at 5 contests. Half-bride half-groom. Went to a Mexican chain cantina to compete, had offers from drunk couples, “which one are you really? haha!” Traded bj’s with a guy in the mens room while his girlfriend was enjoying attention somewhere else. The only time I made money while sucking cock. $150 prize! But on the downside I did have to reapply half my lipstick.

Plumbing? Please post pictures of crack. You might get some offers…😅

The same memory I’ve kept to myself since I was a young good looking kid visiting London: Yes, the gentleman’s piercing was indeed named for Victoria’s husband.

He wants to offer a boyfriend experience because he’s thinking of competing..? …needs sponsors and test audiences? …works as a model in show biz? I love hiring me some Daddy, but but he just seems like a guy who was cute at a young age (why else the high school pic?) who hasn’t come around to owning who he is now. He needs experience in service before I would take a chance on him.

Have you been to Times Square in August?

Pay attention to your routine over the next couple days and ask yourself if anything is essential to accomplish X or Y - are you in an executive suite with kitchenette? A few of your favorite seasonings can be a motivator to eat in, without packing the whole cabinet…

Using a gentle scrub on the lips every day helps when the dead skin layer creates an ashy look. Moisture will penetrate better too. Overnight, slather on Vaseline, especially as winter approaches.

Coming to LA next season I hear

Duet from Butterfly Act I. Wagner Liebestod People ask how the language and shrillness can be hot. In music esp rock shows off range to express emotion, so it’s not unique for opera. Can’t say it’s everyone’s expression of passion. This is for slow-paced sex. Don’t focus on the words, let the wall of sound wash over you. Try a slow stroke, breathe along with the music, with the singer(s) - the effect is almost tantric. Conscious engagement with your pelvic floor to the deep breathing, which is exactly the singer’s experience (on a good night) try to resist any grinding/thrusting and use abdominal isolations thru your core. Encore! When you find the classical (esp opera) piece that fits your sexual rhythm, it’s magical. Younger people will want to boost the bass

9 months.

Never Meta bigger liar

Noel Coward found other accessories to be reliable, at least in Mayfair, a century ago.

Maths!! I think I would ask for a month or so before treatment. I’d have as much sex as I could cram into those 4-6 wks. Then take it out, along with some neck fat, while under… We all live in hope of the elusive ultimate orgasm, don’t we? I have 45 years of a varied (I.e. normal) nutbusting history, and If I haven’t knowingly had it yet, I doubt it’s still out there. Click ruby slippers here. I’m pretty sure I probably already had my best. Couldn’t give a time, place or company (if present) but odds are it involved trying something new. That’s so much work now. 4 wks is max I would have the energy to take it on. Prostatectomy surest way to prevent spread, but I can see how younger men might wait and watch…

Aaaaaaaaaand back home…

Puccini and R Strauss in several operas, captured the essence of orgasm with series of chords that build tension, back off, build again, sustaining more tension, climbing an enormous precipice of subtle discord until… a breath, and explosive release to harmony. sometimes followed with final resolution that has little ups and downs, and leaves you with the final feeling of “I need a cigarette”. Strauss’ Rosenkavalier Trio. Once you find a vid clip on line approx the length of the musical selection, listen to the music, watching video muted. Some people don’t feel that kind of music - it is NOT all about that bass - it’s a wall of sound that reaches to your very core if you let it. Barber’s (ubiquitous) Adagio for Strings another one to try. Breathe with it.

Seems odd that of all important info in db summary, Location is not among them. Yes many travel, but there is a “home city” where most also work, right?

Who could ask for anything more?