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He’s got an active Twitter account. Totes on DL.

Not hard. See spatter? Grab a small wad of tissue, wipe off rim and flush it. Repeat with floor if necessary, under foot. You’re washing hands still, riiiight?

I have never hired a butt that wasn’t proportional and attractive. But the nicest? So subjective, really. But the very nicest was the one who sent flowers addressed to my tongue the next morning.

Gotta say - the Oscars were more fun when the following day was speculation about who slept with who

The hard part, I imagine, is if you want them to look like a particular pair of lovers as part of your fantasy. Pam&Tommy might be easier than, say, Harold& Maude, or Rob&Laura Petrie.

The assumption that “everyone knew” that Jada had Alopecia is silly. I am not a regular consumer of celebrity medical news. My sis has it, I know that it’s a very emotionally charged condition for women. But I had no idea Jada had the disease until after the incident. Rep. Ayanna Pressley has Alopecia. I DO follow politics, and this is what a head looks like with total hair loss: The smoothness of the scalp from hair loss is worth pointing out. Jada’s makeup team added hair stubble and shading all over the head, which reads as “shaved hair growing out”, a style choice that looks gorgeous on her. it’s beautifully executed, and in colors that say “formerly longer hair” Google other photos and you’ll see she’s almost always got that shading as part of fabulous step-n-repeat looks. It’s intended to fool they eye into seeing hair. Chris Rock aimed the short joke at her look at the event. This sort of jest is always fair game. So he saw: Buzzed hair (not hair loss) Green almost-military bodice. He thought of GI Jane, a powerful female character, as the comparison. The joke worked. Not brilliant, but if Rock didn’t know, and was riffing on her look last evening, it was not insulting in its aim. Will Smith stepped on his own dick last night, knowing he might win, perhaps gambling he wouldn’t. Still a fine actor. Has a lousy team for clean-up. Totally Shitty party guest, though. If I were Mr and Mrs Dolby he’d be banned from my house. The new set-up of nominees at cocktail tables in front made it all feel a bit less formal, like the Globes, or even a Celebrity Roast. All in all, it’s another argument supporting my premise that entertainment award shows are redundant, ubiquitous, serve no good purpose, and should be eliminated as mass entertainment. I adored Amy Schumer.

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A mother-in-law who self-cathed required the acquisition of one - just the seat, USpa from BioBidet for guest bath toilet. The additional one we then added to the master is just for pleasure and well-being. I’m using 40% less water since retirement from work (hair) that demanded a lot of it, so using the bidet is a wash.

There is a difference between leaving a bad Yelp review about a restaurant, and gagging one’s self to emesis all over the table, in order to show disappointment. Some people love to ruin the fun for everyone. Basta. Ban him.

No law suits please - Rock can build a tour and HBOSpecial around this, and get rich that way. Will Smith will apologize in private and in person. And probably make a huge charity donation at Rocks direction. His speech did nothing to help. They should both drop it. Oh wait… one of them just won a top award and will be pinned down about it at every turn 👀

15 Year Absence from advertising is a clue, isn’t it?

@Jarrod_Uncut It’s exactly the right thing to remove contact info from the profile! Your problem seems to stem from a general disregard of human nature. Your happiness and success will be found working with things, rather than people, whose unpredictability is beyond your understanding. People will flake. People will misrepresent. People will get sick. People will love their time with you, but simply not have the money nor time to schedule more. This is all part of human nature and accepting situations out of yours and others’ control. Your posts’ content in total, make it seem you are doomed for a life that will be diminished by your endless frustration at people being human. Find a career where you can work with things on your own with no interpersonal contact with others. You are a beautiful man who needs to work with things, not people. And please don’t ruin dogs by seeking a job with animals. 🐶

I saw this years ago before it disappeared. Behold, somebody Tweeted it after it came back! THE SHORTEST 4-Act Play you’ll ever see, from The Late Show and the late, great, Elaine…

I now always request they wear some sort of clothing when I arrive - a couple have come to the door starkers. Yes they look amazing but TBH I like to slowly unwrap an expensive object. I hate the “unboxing” YT videos, but it’s the same sort of reveal, by peeling off protective layers in the way of the prize. My fave is a jock, tee, and shorts. You can keep yer hat on… 😋 And your cock ring…

If he’s just capitalizing on the baby-goat-yoga thing, I will pass, as cloven hooves leave marks during massage with the pressure I require. Although, if he looks a cute as they do in a flannel onesie, It will be tough to say no.

Does writing in complete sentences on the profile discount the physical charms?

Does writing in complete sentences discount the more physical charms?

It’s a shame that there aren’t science and medical experts who might warn about developments like this. 🙄 “O’er the Land of the Marginally Inconvenienced, and The Home of The Willfully Ignorant!” Play ball! And stay safe!

Yep, diarrhea. I was on a regimen that included Truvada for a couple of years - Imodium helped! The intermittent dosage saves money, as Prep is ‘resistant’ to insurance coverage 🤨 but if you haven’t planned as carefully as the pre/post regimen demands, you are at risk, so don’t forget condoms!

High-end watch theft So… A high-end watch dealer (aka fence??) who happens to work out of his home is careless enough to leave a sliding glass door unbolted while he sleeps? Rolex and other signature luxury mens watches aren’t for telling time. They are for telling everyone that you have a small penis and can’t afford the Maserati. 😛

TZP’s exposed Willy doesn’t hang right, looks like there’s another smaller one underneath it…. 🤫 I like the tone of the show and am curious to see where it goes. Playgirl did not really feature the huge dicks that we gays like to look at in photos, but handsome faces were required. Different candy for different tastes. 🍭

I knew a publicist’s ass’t in the early 80’s who was a regular event beard for Travolta, and she knew that he was into men. (And vice versa…) He fathered children over a span of years which qualifies him as bi, I guess. I do get suspicious when a stunning/smart/talented/funny male star reaches mid30’s with no significant other. For a straight famous man, relationships (dating, traveling, canoodling, engagement, marriage and family) in any form, with women are never bad PR, so long as there are no police reports. Does not have to be serious, but nothing?? Ricky Martin, from a culture that prizes machismo, objectification of women, and big families if you can afford them, he arrived for backstage for benefits and shows with a couple pretty but unclingy girls, and a very handsome polite male posse. It was his choice to keep under wraps til safe for him, but things like that are clues. Straight stars will always show off tail they’re actually getting…

There was a stunning production with Alagna, Mattilla, Van Dam, Hampson, from Paris Chatelet, on video. My first time seeing this version. Great design. It’s a dark time in Euro history, Spanish court always dressed in black, so I think all of the productions look dark and dreary. Better acted than most. Don Carlos - Verdi

I got mine today - recommended by my doc, I’m over 65 w/HIV and some heart issues. The new BA2 variant not particularly deadly, but easier to pass than Omicron. Got two people in my life with cancer right now - my boosted resistance helps protect them.