A few years ago, I showed up for an appointment to find the provider waiting for me on the front lawn of his apartment building, getting some sun in just his gym shorts. He was a very muscular European (I think German) guy, who asked me to follow him up to his place. The massage table was set up and as soon as we walked in, HE jumped up on the table face down. It rapidly became much more than a massage! 😄 Very memorable!