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Look at my dogs. Each also has a distinctive mark. Unforgeable. 😜

Surprising for me, on both (historic) occasions was my own voracious display, like I’d been without for years. sensing only with my mouth that there was a mutual synced urgency in the anonymity of it. Swallowed it all both times. One or more watchers each time, also new for me. Now? Nope. Too many other STI’s still out there for anon.

Post …wait, what?? I still want a session with him and may take the plunge.

A great way to practice techniques is to sneak up behind a seated coworker and just start rubbing the neck and shoulders, talking about how tight they feel, and offering to sit under their work surface and rub their bare feet. Then, at your next job… 🥴

I used to believe that longevity was achieved by only through the deepest understanding of your spouse. The pandemic helped me to see that “please” and “thank you” need to be there every day, along with laughing together at least 3 times a day. Deep understanding of one another’s struggles fears and joys is part of it, but without courtesy and fun being consciously kept alive in the house, the weight of the world right now can crush the happiness into a paste of “why bother?”

I wish mine were hard-wired. Decent bluetooth count? They’re larger than average, but not the sort of sensitive to make me hard instantly or drive me over the brink of climax.

Depends on which man… Anytime. Never.

Stardom, however scant, can distort human interactions with us peasants who have less in physical attributes (but higher credit limits.) JFF, OF etc are advertising media. Sometimes personal time is for sale, sometimes just ongoing subscriptions for new content. No objection and sometimes amazement…

I cannot recall where I saw it, but an interviewer did a video piece with Rafael and prompted him to reveal “in code” some of his past celeb clientele. He’s pretty charming in it. I don’t object to his ass, fake or not - from my POV it would be reflected in the SueAnn Nivens mirror over the bed, and a little extra curve looks great from that distance. He’s likely to remain on my “what if?” list as opposed to the “why not?” list.

It’s a skill set that I cultivated along with drawing, crafts and other sissy occupations. Its beauty is only in contrast to my signature which is shit. (We’re you asked by girl friends to forge ‘Phys Ed excuses’ signed by a parent in high school? I was…LOL)

I think my favorite Steve Martin leading role was in Roxanne (1987) where he was manic only in the context of a character in an uphill battle for the girl.

Signatures. I want to ask about yours. Not your fragrance, not your best mixed drink, or even a move in bed… The thing you do with a pen on paper. **No mention of your name, please!** More often now, we are asked to create our signature with our finger on a touch pad, whether point of purchase, or at your door receiving a package. We can all agree that for the most part, that signature will never look like the one in pen and ink. So let’s skip that signature completely in this discussion. Is your legal signature legible? Meaning, you can see the letters that spell the words. Or is it more a scrawl? I scrawl. My deliberate handwriting is very legible, sometimes quite beautiful, and my signature is nothing like that. It’s an automatic movement with the hand, holding an object. Kinda like wanking. And as messy. I never write anything else that could be connected with that scribble, at least not if someone else is meant to read it. When did the signature you use now get set? On your first drivers license? Your first checkbook? Your first set of loan documents where you did it 10,000 times? Is there anything about your signature that only you would know, making it harder to forge? I knew a woman years ago who when signing anything, did a final move, a little dot of Ink below the line under a particular letter, which she smeared in a particular direction. It would look like an ordinary pen accident, but it was her way of knowing that it was indeed hers. I thought that was cool. Does your name seem too long for repetitive signing? Contain Suffixes? Complex middle namesI? I am a junior but my signature doesn’t reflect it - it all kinda runs together. If you are younger and received little or no formal teaching of cursive writing, was forming your legal signature a challenge? If it was a simple process to alter your official signature to a version that was preferable, would you change it? If you changed your name for marriage or other reason, how easily did you adapt? Is someone’s signature a point of attraction?- not sexual, but something unique or beautiful about a signature that makes you want to get to know them? Or have you watched the state of mind when people sign? On auto-pilot? Particular attention to it, perhaps with a flourish? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ylvWg6AV7g An autograph is something everyone makes, especially in public, so tell us all about… Yours sincerely,

“Never fuck on the good duvet”. — Kitty Bartholomew Use a sheet or thin washable blanket over an inexpensive plastic barrier - thin enough to not go “crunch crunch” with each passionate thrust… https://www.dollartree.com/black-plastic-table-covers-54x108/943536 Oops, too late… https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/1nl8li/any_tips_on_cleaning_up_silicone_lube/ I’m able to buy 99% Alcohol at beauty supplies for the trade. Really helps break down silicone lube. Denatured Alcohol from paint dept at Home Depot comes close. Blot it on the stain, then follow with soap solution blotting, or laundering. Stick with Kitty.

If you have visited anyone in an average corporate chain skilled nursing facility, you’ve probably noticed that one resident, probably near a nurse’s station, who’s angrily yelling to no one in particular for attention. “Somebody better get in here, or there’s gonna be hell to pay.” Crazy old lady. Well, that was my 90yr old mom in what was prescribed post-stroke rehab, when she actually had a brain tumor they weren’t looking for. Up to the first seizure-like event, she was in a 55+ active senior complex, nice one bedroom. No care, no meals. Independent scaled down living. So her drastic personality change was not a result of being in the place, but the care she needed was always just out of reach, and the other residents were mostly variations on a similar theme - neither demented enough and too “we’ll off” for funded memory care, too poor for transitional assisted living, not independent enough to be left alone in a child’s home during working hours - it has been/will be the fate of too many - and now I also gotta worry about getting booted out for being “too handsy” with the male aides who are tasked with lifting us? Oy vey. How do we get insurance that will cover the routine preventative maintenance of a nice massage …or something… maybe 2 hrs once a month. I don’t know, it might keep me from yelling at no one in particular.

I missed this show when it toured the first time - another tour company resuming soon I hear. It was captured in HD on the Broadway set during lockdown with the original cast and a limited audience, and I caught it on either HBOMax or Netflix. A wonderful balm to follow the maudlin 20th Anniversary of 9/11 - I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Perhaps we all need to make a pact that we shall open a Senior Existing Facility in each major city, that is open only to members of the Forum, and books providers accepting Groupons! 🤗

This series has been a revelation! It has now been revealed to me that I like the two Martins, but no longer as the main dish. Definitely a side…or garnish even. Short in The Morning Show, for example. I do like OMitB choices to use a lot of stage actors. I have set it aside for the time being. It’s not as funny as How to Get Away with Murder…

Amen. I love my comedy dark. Killing Eve. After Life. Dead To Me. I don’t object however, to a little sprinkle of kindness to balance, or add a little sweet *zing* to all the bile. I don’t find it as necessary when it’s a film, but for me, binging on a nonstop parade of people being awful is no different from watching FoxNews all day. 😛

Do you make time out of your non-working hours to see a provider? You schedule an appointment? That time is “set aside” for your interaction, meaning that other activities won’t make you run late or make you have to leave early. You can set aside a block of time for anything. Doing good for others is worth setting aside time, right?

Shop for freebies. That is, non-providing people, who are looking for a soulmate, like you. Put Richard Gere and Julia Roberts out of your head entirely. Professional companionship is not meant to be an alignment of souls. Maybe it can happen, but not likely by any stretch. Set aside time to volunteer or take a class or attend a concert - anything that puts you in a space with people who enjoy something you do.

@Shawn Monroe Quiet lurking sounds hot - is that part of dom/sub or BFE? Or perhaps I can quietly lurk and watch you lurk quietly? 👀👀

If you are talking about a group, think of encouraging him to use a wheelchair for the long parts and a cane or walker (carried by another of the group) for the shorter parts more manageable for him. Call ahead for specific info on an exhibit or show -lots more places have ADA accommodations in place. If you take him to see strippers, make sure he can reach his own singles and fives without needing help

OK. No one in this conversation has yet to peak. Here’s to the memories of when it happened, if we still got ‘em! 🤩

According to my research, gay men peak sexually sometime prior to the onset of the infallible ability to identify this woman by her full name: Dame Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky If you have no clue who she was, your peak may still be ahead. Huzzah!