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i This is Kelvin. 20-years old, homeless, and living on the streets of Toronto for over a year. Bozo just returned from a long weekend in Toronto. The plan was to enjoy the good weather, and do some touristy things like walk along the beautiful Harbourfront, do some shopping on Bloor St., and hit the Well and Cock Bar strip club in the evening. Bozo's weekend took a sad turn when he saw Kelvin. Toronto is probably no different than any other large city vis-a-vis its homeless population. We, as tourists see the homeless while navigating the downtown streets, but we rarely give them a second glance, and almost never make eye contact. Kelvin was different. Not only was he young and cute, but also displayed no visible signs of any addiction or any mental or psychological disorders. Bozo couldn't just walk past this clean cut, sweet-looking, but sad-faced kid wearing a tank top, without satisfying his curiosity. Bozo sat down next to him, put a $20.00 in his Tim Horton's coffee cup, and asked him how he ended up living on the streets. Kelvin was soft spoken, yet articulate. In a nutshell, he came from a dysfunctional family. His mother could not afford to provide for him and his three younger sisters. He moved out at 17, and lived with his grandmother for two years. When she died, he became homeless, and has been living on the streets ever since. Bozo offered to buy him new clothes, take him out to eat... or anything else that he needed. He declined Bozo's offer of food and clothing. Perhaps it was a trust issue? The next day Bozo returned to the same spot. Kelvin was there. This time, Bozo brought him some chips and cookies, which he happily accepted. Bozo also offered to buy him a Tim Horton's gift card. He declined. Bozo gave him $50, and again offered to to take him shopping for clothes and buy him a meal. He declined. The sight of this kid, living on the streets, in despair, in need of help, with little or no hope for his future, just pulled at Bozo's heartstrings. The one positive was that he said that he gets meals at the "intake center". But he said the shelters are very dangerous, and it's better for him to live in the streets. He said getting permanent housing is akin to hitting the lottery. Bozo regretted not offering him to come back to his hotel room to shower and get a good night's sleep on a bed. Maybe the kid was gay and got kicked out of his home? Bozo never asked him. At the time, Bozo's only thought was what he could do to help this kid survive another day. Perhaps Bozo should have invited him back to his hotel room? Who knows what would have developed? Maybe good. But also, maybe bad... very bad. Bozo will definitely be looking for Kelvin when he returns to Toronto in July. Bozo will try to take him to a city social services agency to see what assistance he may be entitled to. BTC 🤡

From his ad: About Me Straight Bi guy for therapeutic/sensual massage What is a "Straight Bi" guy? BTC 🤡

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As it turns out... he's 43 years old. Liar, liar, pants on fire. Easy pass for Bozo BTC 🤡

There is a firewall. This article can't be read without a NY Times subscription. Can you do a copy and paste? BTC 🤡

Apparently, Leo XIV is not only the first American Pope, but also the first Black Pope: Pope Leo XIV's family tree shows Black roots in New Orleans ABC7CHICAGO.COM The first American pope's grandparents identified as Black, records show. White smoke, Black pope? Genealogist says Leo XIV has Louisiana African roots WWW.NCRONLINE.ORG Louisiana Creole expert Jari Honora shared his genealogical research on 69-year-old Chicago native Robert Prevost shortly after white smoke rose in St... Quite an interesting background... to say the least. BTC 🤡

"Adorable" and "sweet" is exactly how Bozo would describe him - like a brown-eyed beagle puppy. When Bozo chatted him up at Boardwalk, he seemed reserved... almost shy. The good manners and Southern charm are likely attributable to his good North Carolina upbringing. Though as Bozo learned later, he does have a wild side 😀. As for his rate and his sexual position, Bozo got the impression that HTH is flexible (no pun intended). It's best to ask him. As usual, YMMV . BTC 🤡

Looks like the HonkyTonkHooker is back in the Big Apple and is working at the BuffDaddy event on Sunday night 🙂. BuffDaddy certainly has an eye for talent! BTC 🤡

Dex is very well built and handsome with a sexy, mischievous smile. But Bozo is getting the vibe that he is strictly therapeutic with no extras.... not even body contact? Bozo also looks forward to hearing from someone who's given him a test drive. BTC 🤡

....Just got BuffDaddy's e-mail blast. Tanner is scheduled to be the headliner at tonight's all nude Cinco de Mayo event. BTC 🤡

You have excellent taste! All eight masseurs are stunning examples of succulent male pulchritude. Bozo has never had the pleasure of being with any of them, but somehow you're gonna have to winnow the field. Bozo would toss out MJack since he requires a deposit at time of booking. NEVER give a deposit. Repeat: NEVER give a deposit, especially in an area like NYC where there are literally hundreds of masseurs available. Caveat Emptor. VinnyForno's prices are steeper (read: more expensive) than the others, so he would be the next one Bozo would toss out. AlexxNY has beautiful green eyes; but the description/reviews seem like his massage would be very therapeutic and legit. Of the rest, MarkoMaseeur would be Bozo's choice. He seems like he would be the most fun 😃. BTC 🤡

There has been chatter about Brett going back to 2013. And in that 2013 thread, one poster commented that Brett has been using those same photos for 5+ years. Yet somehow he is only 26 years old. Is that in dog years? Or has Brett discovered the fountain of youth? Those photos in his ad are truly ancient.... Don't expect the person in those pics to be the one that greets you when you open the door. BTC 🤡

At the rate Devah (what an appropriate choices of names) is charging, this masseur has priced himself out of an already oversaturated Sacramento market. He'll have a niche appeal to a small, select group. Bozo wishes him good luck. He'll definitely need it. BTC 🤡

Bozo knows Tanner quite well. In fact.... intimately ❤️. Tanner let his Rentmen ad expire, and only sees clients now on a selective basis. If you live in (or plan on visiting) the NYC metro area, and are interested in Tanner, Bozo's best advice would be to attend one of BuffDaddy's events, where Tanner appears regularly. BuffDaddy's NYC events are always a lot of fun 🙂. Tanner is very charming. He oozes that appealing New York, Italian muscle-boy sensuality. As mentioned in an earlier post, Tanner has active Twitter, Instagram, and OnlyFans accounts. A couple of points: Tanner is definitely, admittedly, and unashamedly gay. He has a current boyfriend that works sporadically for BuffDaddy. Tanner also has been hitting the gym hard, as is evident in this recent BuffDaddy promo photo: 🤡 BTC 🤡 PS: Please don't DM Bozo for Tanner's contact information. Bozo will not respond to your request.

No self-respecting clown wears a rubber nose. Clown noses have been made of latex since the 90's. Still hoping someone can provide info on AtlasHands. BTC 🤡

Please report back... Also, how do you contact him? There is no phone#, e-mail address, or any other contact info shown in his ad. Telepathically? BTC 🤡

It's a new ad, but from what can be seen, the masseur is tall, blonde, no visible ink, and 240 lbs. of muscle. Bozo doesn't understand why some of these guys pixelate their faces. Are they: shy, ugly, or just being discreet? There aren't a whole lot of details in the ad, but one line is very enticing: "I know how to work every muscle—let my hands give you the release you’ve been craving. Your pleasure is my priority". Anyone? AtlasHands - Male Massage & Bodywork in Toronto, Ontario | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur AtlasHands in Toronto, Ontario offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. BTC 🤡

Bazbttm - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in Toronto, Ontario | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in Toronto, Ontario - Bazbttm: Available He is movie star handsome with a lean, chiseled physique. He also identifies as gay.. a big PLUS in Bozo's book. Has anyone test-driven him? BTC 🤡

A tenth continuance was approved today by US Magistrate Jennifer Willis. This continuance will be valid thru May 29, 2025. Wolff continues to remain locked away in NYC's notorious Metropolitan Detention Center. BTC 🤡

The trial is in federal district court. No cameras are allowed. Hopefully, your popcorn is refundable. Lawyers reveal they’ll claim Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs was a ‘swinger,’ not a rapist – as he turns down plea deal from feds Lawyers reveal they’ll claim Sean 'Diddy' Combs was a 'swinger,'... NYPOST.COM Sean "Diddy" Combs will argue at his upcoming racketeering trial that he was merely a "swinger" and not the depraved sex fiend feds have made him out to be... Federal prosecutors have said in court papers that witnesses taking the stand at an eight- to 10-week trial will give “graphic testimony” about “years’ worth of beatings, drug-fueled coercive sex marathons, and multiple rapes.” So all of the assaults, rapes, and forced drug use that occurred at Diddy's freakoffs were not criminal acts. They were merely another typical day in the life of a rich, successful "swinger". God luck with that defense! BTC 🤡

Exactly! And every one of the choices in their Cantina menu is delicious. Bozo spares no expense when it comes to dining out with a $300-an-hour escort. . The food here is just as tasty as in some high-falutin, fancy-schmantzy restaurant! BTC 🤡

Taco Bell. If Bozo is in a generous mood and feels like splurging, then we head off to Chipotle. BTC 🤡

As a regular traveler to TO, Bozo is also curious. He has 9 stellar reviews..... three of which are from long-time Premium members. Bozo admires a fellow redhead, but would like to hear from someone with firsthand experience. BTC 🤡

"too ripped"? You don't want your escort's body ripped? Does that mean you prefer soft and flabby? BTC 🤡