BOZO T CLOWN

https://www.companyofmen.org/topic/154853-411-on-gabriel_j/#comment-2344601 You're welcome 😀. BTC 🤡

Any masseur that has the word "anus" so prominent in his name is likely more Deli than masseur. BTC 🤡

@Becket, your rather, uh, ticklish situation could have been avoided if you had prepared your digestive system in advance of your massage appointment. Honestly, you should have known better. To avoid a repeat performance of future untimely gaseous emissions, follow Bozo's advice in his previous post and you'll be fine. No $$ charge this time. BTC 🤡

Oh come on, this is 2026. We know exactly what causes flatulence. It is not difficult to prevent or at least postpone noxious gas from being emitted from your sphincter and avoid an embarrassing moment. Before performing in the center ring, Bozo would abstain from dairy, cruciferous vegetables, beans, legumes, fatty meats, and seltzer for at least 8 hours. And Bozo never had a problem. One doesn't need to be like Bozo, and have a degree from Clown College, to figure out how to avoid putting yourself in a potentially awkward situation. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oIAyTsWfzKg BTC 🤡

Three of his four public RM pics are more than 6 years old. The other pic only shows him from the back. No face shots in any of them. How can anyone hire him based on six year old faceless photos? https://rentmen.eu/Josh_Toby BTC 🤡

In his formative years, Bozo had a really bad daddy complex. Fred Mertz personified the ideal daddy. BTC 🤡

Bozo can't say whether or not a foreign accent is considered a fetish, but Bozo never misses an opportunity to watch an I Love Lucy rerun just to hear Ricky Ricardo's Cuban accent. So sexy and stimulating 😍. And in those rare episodes when Fred Mertz was wearing a tight fitting shirt or pants, that would be a double instant arousal. Yummy! ❤️ Daddy!!!! BTC 🤡

What would make you pay more for an escort? Nothing. BTC 🤡

Burk deleted his Rentmasseur ad. He must have realized that it's tough to turn a profit when you charge only a buck for a massage. https://v1.rentmasseur.com/Burk BTC 🤡

Demanding a deposit in advance and then ghosting a client is unacceptable and unforgiveable. Let's prepare for another disingenuous, half-hearted apology filled with the same lame excuses.... BTC 🤡

He deleted his Rentmasseur ad, but his Masseurfinder ad is still up. https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/38690/ Burk (Burak?) is very handsome with classic Mediterranean/Middle features. Although he's located in Staten Island (for many New Yorkers, that might as well be Mars), that $1.00 price tag for a 15-minute massage in his studio is very, very tempting. Does that mean we could get an hour massage for four bucks? If yes, Bozo is willing to break his own rules and give him a hefty tip. BTC 🤡

According to his RM ad, Jimmy Troy is now 33 years old. He's aged 5 years in less than 3 months. Quite an accomplishment! Is there anything that Jimmy can't do? Bozo saw Jimmy at the @Buffdaddy Filthy Friday naked event (where he's a regular, or at least a semi-regular) a week ago. He looks fantastic. Jimmy has a smooth, ink-free body with skin like silk. He's lean and muscular with sculpted pecs, chiseled abs, and a perfect rock-hard ass shaped like two cantaloupe melons. Jimmy is not a bodybuilder. It's more the classic gymnast's physique. He's maintained that body for years with a lot of hard work and dedication to his exercise and diet regimen. The results are evident. Bozo has always found Jimmy to be friendly and professional, and his lap dances are sensual and fun. https://rentmen.eu/JimmyTroy BTC 🤡

There was a prior thread about him in the Europe forum, but he's now touring the US (NYC, DC, LA). https://www.companyofmen.org/topic/160428-411-on-london-boy/#comment-2456414 Charming_will claims to have a "funny happy personality". Not exactly a trait that Brits are known for.. with the possible exception of Benny Hill. It also contradicts what @sunnysideup stated in the Europe thread. Bozo loves the tall, lean, chiseled, ink-free body; thick, wavy brown hair; mischievous smile, and and cobalt blue eyes. He's been a RM member for 7 years, yet claims to be 22 years old. Clearly an age shaver. https://rentmen.eu/Charming_will Anyone else have experience with this British import? BTC 🤡

One of the most brilliant and insightful posts that Bozo has seen here in a long, long, time. Sadly, it won't sink in for the person for whom it was intended. But not for a lack of effort on your part. Thanks for your words of wisdom. BTC 🤡

@BaronArtz, It was heavenly 😍. Bozo booked Mickey for 60 minutes, but midway thru the massage, it was extended to 90 minutes. Mickey provided a very enjoyable massage. A combination of therapeutic and sensual. Happy Start + Happy Ending = Happy Bozo 😃 BTC 🤡

As much as Bozo sympathizes with the OP's tale of woe, it must bear repeating... NEVER, repeat, NEVER, repeat, NEVER give a deposit up front. There are enough stories of escorts and masseurs that scam, ghost, don't show up, and then block the client. How many times do you have to read or hear about all of the warnings? There comes a time when we have to take responsibility for our actions. And Bozo is glad to see that the OP took accountability for his mistake. Sending a deposit bears a risk. If you choose to ignore the risks, and still go ahead and send money in advance, don't complain that you got ripped off. It's akin to a cigarette smoker lamenting that he/she was diagnosed with cancer. Anytime a provider asks for money in advance, click your heels together and repeat three times, "No thanks, No thanks, No thanks...." And then move on to another provider in your area. Caveat emptor. BTC 🤡

You posted a link to an expired ad. BTC 🤡

"flat"? It's noon and the Dow is up 325 points. Hardly what anyone would call flat. NASDAQ and S & P each up over 1%. Big gains across the board... BTC 🤡

Any info on Alexiev? https://rentmasseur.com/Alexiev Previous thread on him is closed with no real info: https://www.companyofmen.org/topic/143930-new-one-alexiev/#comment-2153694 Looks interesting, but Bozo is hesitant on pulling the trigger without any feedback. Three years on Rentmasseur and no reviews? BTC 🤡

Bozo has no idea how old you are. But you claimed to be 37 years old in February, 2025. How can you still be 37 in March, 2026? You can confirm his age 🙄? (see above). Are you sure about that? BTC 🤡

Nope. Those links to the masseur's Instagram account and his website are ridiculous. Just a bunch of stock photos taken from the internet and a few self-serving glowing reviews. No rates are posted. And not even one photo of the masseur himself! The thought that anyone would be motivated to contact him based on those links is laughable. A total waste of time. BTC 🤡

You hit the nail on the head..... ....or more appropriately, the bald spot on the head! If escorts are so self-conscious about their premature balding, either stop taking the drugs that cause the hair loss.... .....or start taking minoxidil! Or both of the above. Showing up at Chez Bozo for a romp in the hay wearing a baseball cap on backwards looks ridiculous. BTC 🤡

@Roger Smith Thanks for your input. Can you please clear up a couple of things: does he look 27 years old (as opposed to 10 years older)? does he physically look like his photos - both face and body? does he have tattoos? what are his rates? incall/outcall? Thanks. BTC 🤡

@Prince Of NYC, You mean March 4th? Correct? BTC 🤡

@B_nyc is certainly striking looking! That lean, muscular, smooth physique is absolute perfection. (His RM ad says tattoos, though none are visible in the photos/videos posted. Are they photoshopped out?). And that face! Adorable! That come-hither look, mischievous smile, and sparkling, emerald green eyes are screaming out, "Bozo, I'm waiting for you. Come get me". (Bozo is getting aroused just typing this post 🙂). An NYU grad? If that's true and he is real, he's a perfect combination of brains and brawn. He says he is gay. Wow. Although he seems like he may be high maintenance, he may be worth a shot just to see where the truth about @B_nyc lies. BTC 🤡