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Spunk is starting its Halloween festivities a week early with this real studly looking greeter on display at the entrance door. He should definitely bring in a crowd tonight. The obvious question is does he give lap dances 😕? Also, what is the name of his orthodontist? From their promo e-mail...... Yummy! BTC 🤡

Yeah, you're right! Good catch. He ages one year every month. At this pace, he'll be a washed up has-been by next summer. Poor Justin ☹️. BTC 🤡

Usually an escort's retirement is announced via formal, engraved notices. A sophisticated script font - often Florentea or Modernline - is de riguer in the case of a long-time provider. Most times the retirement is accompanied by a dinner at the local Applebee's. The dinner is by invitation-only. Guests are limited to fellow providers, gold star clients, and family members. It is closed to the general public, i.e. no gawkers, groupies, or dinner crashers. The typical retirement gift for the Guest of Honor is a gold watch. Sometimes a gag gift will accompany the watch, such as a leather belt with a notch in it for every client who made a substantial donation to the escort's kids' education fund. Hope this helps... BTC 🤡

With a Dodger victory, MLB and FOX Sports dodged a bullet. A Milwaukee/Seattle World Series would have been a ratings disaster. Even worse would have been Milwaukee/Toronto - since Canadian viewership is not included in US ratings. BTC 🤡

That's CBP! And while it's true that many Canadians aren't traveling to the US, it has nothing to do with being mistreated by CBP. However, discussing their stated reasons would cross the line into politics. Not allowed here. And for our northern neighbors who choose to vacation elsewhere, they will be replaced in the Florida hotel rooms, AirBnB's, rental car lines, restaurants, and clubs by Americans, Europeans, and Latin Americans. There are more than enough non-Canadian tourists and snowbirds who travel to Florida every winter so that packing LeBoy, Johnson's, and Boardwalk will not be a problem. Bozo has little doubt that the crowds will continue to flock to LeBoy and the other clubs this winter as they have in previous winters. BTC 🤡

CPB? Is that the Consumer Protection Board? Or the Corporation for Public Broadcasting? BTC 🤡

Ryan certainly doesn't lack for descriptive adjectives in his lexicon. From his Rentmen ad: "My name is Ryan. I'm tall, Bi, top, handsome, masculine, muscular, dominant, passionate, hunk, educated, and non-judgmental." His current RM ad: HunkStud_Ca - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in Toronto, Ontario | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in Toronto, Ontario - HunkStud_Ca: Hunk Hot Top - Real Man Experience He gets high grades from @TorontoDrew, That's a damn good reference. Second to none. Not to mention the 117 RM reviews. All of them 5-star. Bozo didn't plan on returning to TO until after the spring thaw. He may have to reconsider his travel plans... Especially considering Ryan is that rare case of a circumcised Canadian provider. Talk about checking every box in Bozo's bag-of-tricks 😀. BTC 🤡

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From the rent.men/GIO_ms link posted by @azdr0710 This user is temporarily not available. They will be back in the near future - stay tuned! BTC 🤡

It's mid-October, the heart of hurricane season. The tourists and snowbirds haven't arrived yet. Be patient. BTC 🤡

You're not into tattoos except when they cover 90% of the provider's body? At that point, you change your opinion 😕? BTC 🤡

In what alternate universe is this a "basic" white guy gym body? Emphasis on "basic". BTC 🤡

gentle Bozo bump...... Positive: Handsome masculine face. self-identifies as gay, circumcised weiner. Negative: He has tattoos, but they're not overwhelming. Anyone with experience? BTC 🤡

@lerbut23 Did you go? Anyone go? BTC 🤡

This is Bozo's opening gambit: Roses are red, Violets are blue, What is the charge... ...to spend an hour with you? BTC 🤡

If he's looking to do some "sunning", he's currently in Southern California for a week, with his friend Nate in tow.. There's plenty of sun out there. According to his RM profile, he is still based in NY, so Bozo isn't so sure that he had a bad time, He's been joined by his friend Nate. Another cute French hottie. Not sure whether he's been here since May, or he went back to France and returned recently with Nate. Aaron_Hugese - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in New York City, NY | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in New York City, NY - Aaron_Hugese: Hi guys, French guys visiting for few days 😈 Any recent meetups with him/them? BTC 🤡

$450 for someone new on the scene with a total of one RM review? And only 2 pics on his RM profile - and in one of them he is fully clothed! Easy pass for Bozo. BTC 🤡

Ah. ok. Clearly Bozo's high school French and college Spanish will be of little value trying to communicate with him. Merci. Gracias. BTC 🤡

Any idea what his first language is? BTC 🤡

Ah, Margaret Whiting (on the right), Bozo's first mommy crush.... BTC 🤡

Bozo misses Martha Raye ☹️ BTC 🤡

Straight women marrying gay men has been a time honored tradition for generations... especially among Hollywood celebrities. Just ask Judy Garland and Liza Minelli. Martha Raye and Vivian Vance both had gay husbands.. and were very happy, by all accounts. It's a lot more common than you think. And nothing weird about it. BTC 🤡

Bozo's usual reaction when he reads about providers complaining about no-show clients is to chuckle. It's akin to a jockey whining about having a sore ass. It comes with the territory. In a service-related industry, there will always be no-show clients. It's just human nature. Restaurants and airlines realize it, and account for it by overbooking. A provider should always assume there will be a certain percentage of no-shows when calculating his future profit. There's really not a lot he can do about it. Ask for a deposit? In a small market that might work. But try that in a large market like NYC, and the client will just scroll down to one of the other 300 providers out there who are not demanding cash up front. And as has been noted numerous times on this thread, it works both ways. As the old saying goes, if you can't take the heat........ BTC 🤡

No gaslighting here. It's all true. Every word. Just a reminder, the topic is, "Getting Tired of Flakes". What are your thoughts? Inquiring minds would like to know. BTC 🤡

Bozo had to read thru your long, nasty, off-topic rant, before he saw that you threw down the gauntlet and issued yours truly a challenge. To respond, Bozo simply avoids the unattractive, bald, bearded, over-the-hill, inked providers. No need to be mean and confrontational with someone that Bozo finds anywhere from sexually unattractive to downright repulsive. As for the times that Bozo is at a strip club, and is propositioned for a lap dance (or even more) from someone with any of the above qualities, Bozo responds with a simple "No thanks" accompanied by his 10 million dollar smile. BTC 🤡