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I tried Viagra via mail, and it didn't work unless I put a postage stamp on my dick.

I tried Viagra via mail, and it didn't work unless I put a postage stamp on my dick.

Plan ahead, boys.

 

I have been called an "old fart, " but I don't think I smell bad.

You are 99% wrong.
A viral load test? May become “undetectable”, but….
An HIV antibody test? It’s extremely unlikely to ever seroconvert back to negative after it’s turned positive. There are case reports of children and people fully suppressed for many years who have converted their HIV antibody tests back to negative, but it’s extremely rare. Hence the 1% exception to the rule.
And if that person ever stops their meditations, both tests will rapidly re-convert to positive. The HIV virus is either inside your body, or it isn’t. Trying to create shades of grey to produce a false sense of security in others is wrong and deceitful. 
If asked, declare your status as best you can, and let the other person decide the risks they are or aren’t willing to take with that information. 

If a person who has HIV and it is controlled by medicine,(undetectable)  the likelihood he could transmit it zero.

Some really hot pix here thanks to @Danny-Darko! Thanks!

...wish Sean Xavier would have given me that much lovin' attention!  He was a rude and useless dud when we met some 4 or 5 years ago!

He starred as Harold in Harold and Maude. I loved the film, but he had a long career in the movie industry.
Bud Cort, a veteran stage and screen actor whose best-known role was one of his first, playing a death-obsessed, 19-year-old recluse named Harold opposite Ruth Gordon’s 79-year-old, happy-go-lucky Holocaust survivor named Maude in the 1971 off-kilter romantic comedy “Harold and Maude,” died on Wednesday in Norwalk, Conn. He was 77.
A representative for his family said that the death, at an assisted-living facility, was from complications from pneumonia.
Mr. Cort appeared in more than 40 movies, dozens of TV shows and countless theater productions, but even late in life he was often recognized on the street for a single role: that of Harold Chasen, a precocious, morose rich teenager who falls into friendship, and then love, with Maude Chardin, who lives in an abandoned railroad car and is old enough to be his grandmother.
The film, directed by Hal Ashby, is by turns humorous, touching and melancholic; late in the film, Harold sees a tattoo on Maude’s arm, left over from her time in a Nazi concentration camp.
    Though initially a critical and commercial flop — Variety said that it “has all the fun and gaiety of a burning orphanage” — through the 1970s it developed a cult following, especially on college campuses, where its quirky, anti-establishment sensibility hit home in the post-hippie era.
  Image Mr. Cort with Ruth Gordon in a scene from “Harold and Maude.” The movie’s quirky, anti-establishment sensibility hit home in the post-hippie era of the 1970s.Credit...Paramount Pictures Today it is widely considered one of the best films of the 1970s. In 2007, the American Film Institute ranked it No. 9 in its list of best romantic comedies.
Mr. Cort got his first break a few years before “Harold and Maude,” when the director Robert Altman saw him doing stand-up comedy in Manhattan and cast him in a small part in his 1970 Korean War comedy “M*A*S*H.”
    Mr. Altman liked Mr. Cort’s acting enough that he immediately gave him the title role in his next film, “Brewster McCloud,” which came out later that same year. In that movie, which also starred Shelley Duvall, Mr. Cort played a flight-obsessed boy who lives in a shelter under the Houston Astrodome and becomes a suspect in a series of bird-dropping-related deaths.
  Image Mr. Cort with Shelley Duvall in Robert Altman’s “Brewster McCloud.” Mr. Cort, who had complained about not getting lead roles in films, landed the title role.Credit...Everett Collection The film did poorly among critics and moviegoers, but it caught the attention of Mr. Ashby, who was casting for his upcoming film about an extremely dark May-December romance between a similarly introverted young man and a much, much older woman.
Mr. Cort was 21 when he played the part of Harold with wry confidence; many of his most memorable moments, like a fourth-wall-breaking smile into the camera, were his idea.
    But the film that made him famous also made him something of an outcast.
He fought with the studio, Paramount, over edits, leading it to exclude him from much of the film’s publicity. He was later typecast as a character actor and offered only offbeat roles when he believed he deserved to play the lead.
How The Times decides who gets an obituary. There is no formula, scoring system or checklist in determining the news value of a life. We investigate, research and ask around before settling on our subjects. If you know of someone who might be a candidate for a Times obituary, please suggest it here.
Learn more about our process. He said that Milos Forman considered him for a supporting part in his 1975 film “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” but that he lost his chance when he insisted that he get the lead. That part, Randle McMurphy, went to Jack Nicholson, who won an Oscar.
    By his own account, Mr. Cort spent much of the 1970s depressed and out of film work, getting by with stage roles. For a time, he lived in the guest cottage at the Los Angeles home of Groucho Marx, with whom he became close friends. When Mr. Marx lost a tooth, he gave it to Mr. Cort as a gift.
Mr. Cort had bit parts in several movies, including “Pumping Iron” (1977), starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, from which his only scene was ultimately cut.
In 1979, he played the lead in “Son of Hitler,” about an illiterate woodworker who is thought to be the son of the Nazi dictator. It did not do well at the box office.
That same year, Mr. Cort was in a car accident that left him with broken bones and a disfigured face. Much of the money he had earned from acting went to plastic surgeries.
He was back to acting by the mid-1980s but mostly in single episodes in TV series like “Columbo,” a reboot of “The Twilight Zone” and the comedy-drama “Ugly Betty.” He also had minor parts in movies like the crime thriller “Heat” (1995), which starred Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, and the Bill Murray comedy “The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou” (2004).
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/movies/bud-cort-dead.html  

He starred as Harold in Harold and Maude. I loved the film, but he had a long career in the movie industry.
Bud Cort, a veteran stage and screen actor whose best-known role was one of his first, playing a death-obsessed, 19-year-old recluse named Harold opposite Ruth Gordon’s 79-year-old, happy-go-lucky Holocaust survivor named Maude in the 1971 off-kilter romantic comedy “Harold and Maude,” died on Wednesday in Norwalk, Conn. He was 77.
A representative for his family said that the death, at an assisted-living facility, was from complications from pneumonia.
Mr. Cort appeared in more than 40 movies, dozens of TV shows and countless theater productions, but even late in life he was often recognized on the street for a single role: that of Harold Chasen, a precocious, morose rich teenager who falls into friendship, and then love, with Maude Chardin, who lives in an abandoned railroad car and is old enough to be his grandmother.
The film, directed by Hal Ashby, is by turns humorous, touching and melancholic; late in the film, Harold sees a tattoo on Maude’s arm, left over from her time in a Nazi concentration camp.
    Though initially a critical and commercial flop — Variety said that it “has all the fun and gaiety of a burning orphanage” — through the 1970s it developed a cult following, especially on college campuses, where its quirky, anti-establishment sensibility hit home in the post-hippie era.
  Image Mr. Cort with Ruth Gordon in a scene from “Harold and Maude.” The movie’s quirky, anti-establishment sensibility hit home in the post-hippie era of the 1970s.Credit...Paramount Pictures Today it is widely considered one of the best films of the 1970s. In 2007, the American Film Institute ranked it No. 9 in its list of best romantic comedies.
Mr. Cort got his first break a few years before “Harold and Maude,” when the director Robert Altman saw him doing stand-up comedy in Manhattan and cast him in a small part in his 1970 Korean War comedy “M*A*S*H.”
    Mr. Altman liked Mr. Cort’s acting enough that he immediately gave him the title role in his next film, “Brewster McCloud,” which came out later that same year. In that movie, which also starred Shelley Duvall, Mr. Cort played a flight-obsessed boy who lives in a shelter under the Houston Astrodome and becomes a suspect in a series of bird-dropping-related deaths.
  Image Mr. Cort with Shelley Duvall in Robert Altman’s “Brewster McCloud.” Mr. Cort, who had complained about not getting lead roles in films, landed the title role.Credit...Everett Collection The film did poorly among critics and moviegoers, but it caught the attention of Mr. Ashby, who was casting for his upcoming film about an extremely dark May-December romance between a similarly introverted young man and a much, much older woman.
Mr. Cort was 21 when he played the part of Harold with wry confidence; many of his most memorable moments, like a fourth-wall-breaking smile into the camera, were his idea.
    But the film that made him famous also made him something of an outcast.
He fought with the studio, Paramount, over edits, leading it to exclude him from much of the film’s publicity. He was later typecast as a character actor and offered only offbeat roles when he believed he deserved to play the lead.
How The Times decides who gets an obituary. There is no formula, scoring system or checklist in determining the news value of a life. We investigate, research and ask around before settling on our subjects. If you know of someone who might be a candidate for a Times obituary, please suggest it here.
Learn more about our process. He said that Milos Forman considered him for a supporting part in his 1975 film “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” but that he lost his chance when he insisted that he get the lead. That part, Randle McMurphy, went to Jack Nicholson, who won an Oscar.
    By his own account, Mr. Cort spent much of the 1970s depressed and out of film work, getting by with stage roles. For a time, he lived in the guest cottage at the Los Angeles home of Groucho Marx, with whom he became close friends. When Mr. Marx lost a tooth, he gave it to Mr. Cort as a gift.
Mr. Cort had bit parts in several movies, including “Pumping Iron” (1977), starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, from which his only scene was ultimately cut.
In 1979, he played the lead in “Son of Hitler,” about an illiterate woodworker who is thought to be the son of the Nazi dictator. It did not do well at the box office.
That same year, Mr. Cort was in a car accident that left him with broken bones and a disfigured face. Much of the money he had earned from acting went to plastic surgeries.
He was back to acting by the mid-1980s but mostly in single episodes in TV series like “Columbo,” a reboot of “The Twilight Zone” and the comedy-drama “Ugly Betty.” He also had minor parts in movies like the crime thriller “Heat” (1995), which starred Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, and the Bill Murray comedy “The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou” (2004).
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/movies/bud-cort-dead.html  

Once one of my favorite players, third baseman Gio Urshella was eventually traded by the Yankees and was last with the Angels, where age and injuries slowed him down. He was playing for Detroit two years ago, so I bought tickets right on the third base line, only to find that the Tigers had released him the night before.
But, if Gio is hopeful, I am hopeful. Let's hope that this minor league contract turns into a Twins win!
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/02/twins-sign-gio-urshela.html

Yes, it’s a shame that the author, Patricia Nell Warren, died in 2019 without seeing her novel ever come to the screen. Paul Newman had the rights in the 70s.
You can see a timeline of efforts for the movie here: 
https://www.thefrontrunnermovie.com/Movie_History.html
Maybe now is the right time! 

It’s very pretty. Warm and fuzzy feelings on looking at it. 

Looks like maybe a full day of prep before that pic was taken?

I am on your side here because I think you have received negative attention that was unwarranted. But I would like to know why you keep changing your name, even in your posts in this thread.

Western bathrooms all have toilet paper, so a toilet seat with built-in bidet can be an and rather than an or.
And not to be too graphic, but everybody's got different shit to deal with. 

Okay, this is just a suggestion. But you have named an individual who can be easily identified by that name and you have publicly called him a thief.
The transaction you describe is your word against his. As far as I can see, you have no proof that this happened other than your word.
You state that the reason you stopped the session was to do further cleaning, I assume in your anal area. That won't look good in front of a jury!
So, it may be unlikely to happen, but this individual might consider suing you for libel. You lose unless you have other proof.
I state all of the above only to suggest that a better way to have handled this is to say that "I goofed! I shouldn't have paid up front." You then learn from your mistake (or not.)
But you have taken no risk of getting sued.

Sorry that you are not getting a response here. I've had nothing but problems with HP printers so understand your frustration.

I never purchased A&F clothing, but when at the mall I made it a point to check out their models. Yummy!

I never purchased A&F clothing, but when at the mall I made it a point to check out their models. Yummy!

Singer Justin Bieber sang at the Grammys. Although he didn't dress the same as on the Red Carpet, he did gain some attention, singing in his briefs and socks, apparently to show off his new back tattoo.
 

Why is @Manhattan so obsessed with the enjoyment shown here for the show? Why not just leave the thread alone?

Why is @Manhattan so obsessed with the enjoyment shown here for the show? Why not just leave the thread alone?

At best not capable of enjoying arts, at worst not capable of feeling love.
Doesn’t mean it’s real, but sad fact that you haven’t seen or heard something doesn’t mean such something doesn’t exist.

Thirstbucket.